Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
@standplaatskrk.pl
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Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him
![[Photograph of David Brandt, wearing a baseball cap, plaid shirt, and denim overalls, edited to be standing in an empty, drab corporate office cubicle space. Text overlay at the bottom reads "It ain't much, and it's dishonest work."]
chinenyenwa (@igbomermaid): "what do yall even be doing in those offices from 9-5 realistically"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiegdccytpmuzxtt7rmttamet3xonbyhpwkiunzof2kl2qgegmh7lu)
!["any camera is a disposable camera if you just throw it away"
[Graphic of a black stick figure dropping a Leica M-system digital camera equipped with a Leica Visoflex 2 electronic viewfinder into a black wire mesh trash can.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreidskfc5jplmdnewqm4bgylrsiri7p4hy5c2jzti353n2jhfcdlqxm)
![[Screenshot of a dashboard metrics card. Text reads "Average review rating" next to a green badge with a checkmark and the words "On track". Below, a large prominent number reads "4.8" with smaller text underneath stating "Target: 4.8".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreih3zwezrabul7nkzlwhqok64mfoouwzsc772f6tmbeq4fjrchixuu)
![[Screenshot of an image search application. The camera viewfinder shows a light brown snake next to a person's sandaled foot and biting their dark pant leg amidst green ferns. A white targeting box is drawn around the snake. The search results panel below misidentifies the animal, displaying the word "Hamster", a thumbnail photo of a hamster, and the text "See more pictures of Hamsters".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreibbx7q6daon45ybuq6kkrvadxrghjlhhjdfzxipld2o3mx3n2mndu)
![[Photograph of a young Christian Bale looking intently at the camera with a slight smile. A black text box overlaid on the bottom reads "when ur too focused on trying to look like a good listener and realise u acc forgot to listen".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreig2uxzlsu6cqlzcxnjwdnjpuc2c7g2jsucughc343yp4csq75ebdy)
![hungwy on tumblr:
[Screenshot of a food delivery app menu. A required section titled "Cut?" asks the user to "Choose 1". The selected radio button option is "Uncut (Recommended)" and the unselected option is "Cut".]
"Are they allowed to ask this for a pizza order?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreialn5ogn26cl3tbnikn2kktnjjtsyvxwlrj2p4eefhwzqdjd3gojq)
![[Screenshot of a Depop listing. A large, round, purple and white plush animal with closed embroidered eyes is tightly squeezed into a black corset, giving the stuffed toy an extreme hourglass figure. It rests on white bedsheets. Text below reads "CORSETS", "Women • Size 18 • Like new".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreigjjfdnbetagw6j7kpwkd32tbchad2jyyfhwj5elujr3vagxhpmgu)
![[Photograph of a hand placing a bunch of metal forks inside an open microwave. Text overlay reads "When your boss says you can't go home early but that's okay because we're all going to go home soon".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreib4uknwtprlzaw6ereypggw35bugw4djlxf4dwyyx5u5uommlpsiy)
![[Graphic with a green and blue gradient background. Centered white text reads "Digital footprint is a myth invented to stop you from posting bangers".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreifzxvynku6f7qrnfx5h6ivhaojlwsxw7yslhorqtwlaz7zxhrl3im)
![VINTAGE (@CarSighting) on twitter:
[Photograph of a Porsche dealership building. Several cars are parked on a concrete platform out front. One Porsche with a light blue and orange racing livery has rolled off the edge and is nose-down, partially submerged in a canal of water in the foreground.]
eric63 amg biturbo... (@EricMTerrill1) quotes:
"SHCLORP SHCLORP SHCLORP
SHCLORP SHCLORP SHCLORP
SHCLORP SHCLORP SHCLORP
SHCLORP"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreihruirkgb6odselkexke7scnz62z6tyuymdwcha5n34vw4dhu5as4)
![Cool Dude 🤠 💀 (@cooldudetm) on X: "nephew is warm"
[Photograph of a small baby bird with patchy grey and blue feathers standing on a soft white surface. A hand holds a digital thermometer under the bird's wing. The thermometer displays a reading of 40.1°C.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreig7vm3u6suaqguuaepdvamhj6pba37xwznlro2v42hkn7qtga2ufq)
![Kadeem the movie 2000 (@politetobugs) on twitter: "When your charmander hits level 9"
[Photograph of Maurice White from the band Earth, Wind & Fire singing the opening line of their song "September" into a microphone. The subtitle at the bottom has been partially blacked out to read "Do ember".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreifmy26mqzbtd75vh6f3dqngaoql3yamxkw5sm2a3gzzmn5e3sggnq)
![all ordinators are bastards (@xXxADHDxXx) on twitter:
[Photograph of a hand holding a light grey silicone wristband. Debossed text on the band reads "WARNING: I GLOMP FOR POCKY".]
all ordinators are bastards (@xXxADHDxXx) quotes:
"RT to kill an older millenial instantly"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiehplf37gyrwk6frt4qh2oro5trdqdhnojquykidc2jkbt2thosni)
![[Graphic reading "QUICK FACTS about the mountain chicken (Leptodactylus fallax)". Top section pairs the text "Fact 1 NOT a mountain!" and three red prohibition symbols over mountain icons next to a photograph of a large brown frog on rocks. Bottom section pairs another photograph of the frog next to the text "Fact 2 NOT a chicken!" and three red prohibition symbols over chicken icons.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreicm6qjhsbaw7uy5ronctezovnjg5hquqdpxe4ekyhj5mqttpefuni)
![[Photograph of a vintage Radio Shack dot matrix printer. Top text reads "Makin Dubstep". Bottom text reads "before it was cool".]
Fuck Mistabishi, btw.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreia3e3d7ehruaub3lxnk2qkwo6g4rsg5c76bvi2gha7rezhagwkqv4)
![[Graphic with a thick black outer border enclosing a bright cyan frame with a magenta dashed line. Inside the frame is a high-contrast digital portrait of a person with long hair. The portrait features a halftone dot pattern and heavily saturated magenta, cyan, black, and white tones. Bottom right watermark reads "sk" in a white gothic font.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreigs6uyv5yqsvjia5fl7wq3rgld2655xc5ewx2fhkyzsvkdp2ofw5a)
![[Black and white graphic with a thick black outer border. A rectangular frame with a dotted border and top crosshair encloses a portrait of a face constructed with horizontal lines against a heavily textured dark background. Thin, multicolored digital interface lines overlay the center. Bottom right watermark reads "sk" in a white gothic font.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiedwpwzxdvcfsknjjvt47r6bcyik442w7sbeobmus2sqy3hj2lcje)
![[Five circular pin-back buttons arranged in a horizontal line, colored white, black, red, green, and yellow from left to right. Each button reads "I'D RATHER SWALLOW GLOWING COALS THAN THE VICIOUS LIES OF THE" stacked above the Daily Mail logo.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreih3tx5vvgcuk4tocvkjiyzc3s3lpji33rua3icztdiin6ku7eqzaq)
![[Kaleidoscopic geometric pattern of a repeating, stylized portrait of a person with long hair and glasses. Heavily processed digital sketch aesthetic in shades of purple, white, and dark blue. Framed by a thick black border. Bottom right watermark reads "sk" in a white gothic font.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreifzurd2v7c7xtvkozcnk3hz6a4irugfz3knex56oyw5ueyijjnvc4)
![[Screenshot of a review rating metric interface. Top left text: "Average review rating". Top right badge: "Almost there". Large central number: "4.7". Bottom text: "Target: 4.8".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreie54haog2rho5ju6d6whnfxp5cnyj7ezgwqsoryfhj46kzb3575m4)
![io (@i0lanthe_) on twitter: "Oughhh😢💧💧 i donr knoe😿😭💧💧?"
[Photograph of a green grasshopper on a purple Devil's-bit Scabious flower bud. One of the grasshopper's front legs is raised and resting against its head.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreidfttxmtxeyz7q7pjlkcxjarwia5tplh4gxc6757cwhmzv25y75y4)
![[A graphic of glowing golden gates between two white pillars against a cloudy sky. Top text reads "Are these words in the Bible?". A white text box contains "verity thighs rule thirty four". The same phrase repeats in green below. Bottom text reads "5 out of 5 words (100.00%) are found in the Bible."]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreibtwcef7edzsouyf34z455ygdwmlcuzcd4fgbowxqoqwdce6vtbji)
![[A person holding a protest sign: Pornhub video interface. The video thumbnail shows Narendra Modi. The video title reads "Man fucks entire country at once".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreidfmomiqzkxtnxxy3cvluypie2pbx7wxssfkxnvrlct6tcg3s3jwq)
![[Screenshot of an Etsy "Share review" mobile interface. A light blue share graphic contains a square print of a raven in a desert landscape. Five star icons above text reading: "splendid product, arrived shockingly quickly". Bottom text reads: "Verified Etsy Buyer".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreicvh7jvkkcrxrwzs6eecsmo7qzfzgvenf6kh5fm7posjpugp7lwt4)
