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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cat with crossed paws
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Darren waller facedown in water after getting stabbed in the back by an actress playing his ex-wife in his auto tune slop video
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Letting my guy know that he contains "AN" now. A.I. does not impress him. My phone's camera A.I. identified him as a Great Dane. He's about 10 pounds
Cat on a perch looking uninterested
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No one said the defense is historical but it managed to keep them in games despite terrible QB play. Their offense went 3 and out at one of the highest rates in the NFL despite excellent run and pass blocking. That generally leads to a gassed defense but they were very good anyway. Easily top 5
A graph with one axis representing %of drives leading to a touchdown with the other representing %of drives avoiding 3 and outs.
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love Mason Miller but
Wolverine looking at the frame
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Only took 3 tries, much easier than the nba one
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Yeah, I had never had a tortie before and my wife had never had cats at all, the tortitude is real with ours as well... she's a total sweetie, as long as it's on her terms!
Tortoiseshell cat with a lurking blue badger
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Tortoiseshell cat with her front legs on the arm of a couchWhite and Grey cat totally zonked
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
(Laudatory)
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
#tongueoutuesday showing out! #catsky #catsofbluesky
Cat with his tongue outTortoiseshell cat with her tongue out
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Matching cozy boys!
A cat twisted up in his sleep, with a tortoiseshell cat sleeping normally nearby
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Miles and sesame: signal received!
Back paw coming out from a blanketTortie paw with very sharp claws
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Torties are just the pickiest girls... ask me how I know
Tortoiseshell cat not eating her food
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
My phone thought my 9 pound cat was a great Dane. First and last time I used the AI functions
Cat (not a great dane)
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
He's even currently playing CB for the chargers
Cam Hart, Chargers CB
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Ohtani homerun be like
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
He has two receivers in the top 11 for open score this season. Nix is just small Tebow
WR ratings chart sorted by Open score
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Hope this helps
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
We also had a cat named Sunshine when I was a child! She was an orange girl who was a little nuts but very smart. This is her when she was a baby! (Photo from 2001 or so, doesn't quite qualify as a cat "of yore" per se)
Photo of an orange kitten
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I grew up with cats and never had a tortie, my wife never had cats until we adopted our current two. We hadn't heard of tortitude but we learned quickly! Our girlie is sweet but she won't hesitate to nip us or smack us
Tortie
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Today, ours stopped zooming for a little while to enjoy the sun
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I know they left SD but SAN DIEGO SUPER CHARGERS BTFU
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Cat tucked himself into bed
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
He's out of control lol. Not a fan of either team (though who among us does not enjoy a Dodgers loss), and this was excruciating in real time
Umpire scorecard for CB Bucknor's game on august 13, 2025
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Yeah that tracks. I thought the clippers consistently winning for almost 15 years would make things less depressing but then I remembered the chargers have like 2 playoff wins in that span and the Padres spent most of that time being terrible #miseryindex
The Padres clippers and chargers are sad!
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Close up of a cat
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
T-30min to kibble time
Tortie lurking while deciding what method she'll use to beg for food tonight
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Orange tabby and tuxedo cat slap fighting
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Anyone else's tortie lurk behind them while they eat so she can go for a double paw punch when they look away? Just mine?
Tortie pretending to be peacefulTortie looking up and dreaming of punching her human
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Sesame getting in on #tongueouttuesday #catsofbluesky
Tortoiseshell cat on a rug with her tongue showing
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Trophy that reads:
Bay Area Open 2025
Old World Champs
Best General
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Happy 3rd birthday sesame
Tortie in the tunnel she got for her birthday
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
She looks so much like our Sesame!
A beautiful tortie (redundant) on pink bedding
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
My guy does this to my shoes (the outsoles, not my feet thankfully) every time I come home
Piebald tabby with his mouth open after smelling some shoes
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Two years with these little goons #gotchaday #adoptiversarry #catsofbluesky
Tortoiseshell cat lounging on a bedGrey and white tabby chilling on a perch
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Well... or by being the best kind of weirdo
Director Bong Joon-Ho describing himself as a weirdo
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Sesame is capable of bomb disposal. Torties know best
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TortieMix'n'match
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Miles is currently kneading me nonstop. Sesame is on our bed making sure we have enough fur on our pillows for tonight
Miles kneading his heart outA gorgeous tortie spreading her fur onto our pillows
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I didn't meet any other cats today so I don't know what he's so interested in; this face came after huffing my pants #catsofbluesky
Miles shocked by something on my pants legA close-up of miles with his mouth wide open after huffing my pants leg
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
A beautiful sesame
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The best way to wake up
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stampire.bsky.social @stampire.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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