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30s. Gay. Canadian. A massive #StarTrek fan and one of the resident memelords of lemmy.world, known as /u/Stamets (for now). Stop by /c/tenforward sometime […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ tenforward.social/@Stamets, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
Fuckity Oops. Posted the wrong version.
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
RE: tenforward.social/@gareth/116211433… I get requested to do a thing. I do a thing. See below. #StarTrek #DS9 #StarTrekAds #FakeAds #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekMemes
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/01/2026
RE: mastodon.world/@jonsjava/1159751666… And please do share. I'm lucky enough to call Jon one of my best friends, and Susan as well. I've also been lucky enough to talk to Leon who is a bundle of joy. Please do consider taking a look and sharing it, even if the world is on fire […]
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/01/2026
Sorry got burnt out a bit on a lot of stuff and retreated after the holidays. Hope everyone is doing well <3
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/12/2025
The madness continues.
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/12/2025
AND WE HAVE FUCKIN' LIFT OFF! Not only have I made over 100 Discovery gifs, but 40 have now been approved! Go take a look! Don't forget to click on 'HQ Gifs' when you take a look at them by the way. tenor.com/users/krostori #StarTrek #startrekdiscovery
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2025
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you people think I was joking? #StarTrekDiscovery #StarTrekGifs #StarTrekDiscoveryGifs
A screenshot of roughly 50 new Star Trek: Discovery screenshots that are pending approval on Tenor
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/11/2025
Know how I said that I was going to end up being so annoyed that I was going to start making Star Trek: Discovery gifs? Check Tenor in about a week. Working on Episode 2 now. #StarTrekGifs #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/11/2025
Why did LEGO give the nacelles a circumcision? #StarTrek #LegoStarTrek
An image of the upcoming LEGO Enterprise-D model. The nacelle end caps are bizarrely smaller and have a thicker connecting base, giving it the appearance of a circumcised penis.
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/11/2025
How did Captain Picard find the Borg's acoustic sensors? Q-Tip.
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/11/2025
Okay. So. Update. After Nickie being gone and unable to find a roommate, I found one via my sister. He ended up being a drug addict who was stealing from his family. So last second I had to try and find another roommate. Rent was covered, again, due to help that I don't deserve but... fantastic […]
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/10/2025
I'm going to kill myself, I swear to fucking god.
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/10/2025
I've heard a lot about this 'Stanley Parable' game but don't actually know what the fuck is going on in it. Kind of curious to find out. Stop by if you wanna figure out what the hell too youtube.com/live/YfNhWsj3NWg #gaming #streaming #letsplay #StanleyParable
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2025
Has your past self ever showed up and ruined your promotion? Did a future version of you steal your spouse? Are you tired of alternate timeline versions of yourself claiming they own your quarters? Then you need... TEMPORAL INSURANCE ASSOCIATES! The only time-travel insurance provider licensed […]
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2025
So I have moved over mainly to Bsky but I figured I should post this here too. I've posted it to Lemmy anyway... I need help and I'm desperately sorry to ask. Being screwed over by someone I loved wasn't what I had on my bingo card. I've got a post on Ko-fi that explains more... I'm sorry for […]
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2025
So I have moved over mainly to Bsky but I figured I should post this here too. I've posted it to Lemmy anyway... I need help and I'm desperately sorry to ask. Being screwed over by someone I loved wasn't what I had on my bingo card. I've got a post on Ko-fi that explains more... I'm sorry for […]
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2025
Well, not the worst birthday I've had but it wasn't extremely far off from it. Tried to do a few things for myself and they blew up in my face as per usual. Is there like a point where you regress in birthdays
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2025
im sorry i havent been posting much. things have been getting worse and worse and ive been just giving up more and more. i dont have energy to do much of anything anymore. nevermind this or anything else. hope everyones doing well. sorry.
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/02/2025
I got inspired by a writing prompt and decided to write a short story. Then I decided to record it. I got bored. Enjoy? The original writing prompt: "You see human, we use highly advanced anti matter reactors to generate staggering amounts of heat to create steam to-" the human engineer has a […]
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2025
I am fucking worthless and I don't know why any of you put up with me.
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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I can't say these numbers aren't stressing me the hell out.
A screenshot showing billing information. It says the current balance is $277.40, the discount date is January 02, 2025 and the last bill date was December 13th, 2024. A screenshot showing billing information. The account number is blurred but the amount owing shows as $201.74
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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
EI is still stating currently under review. Say they should have it done by the ~15th but who knows. My power bill is already over $200, another one is due on the 16th. Internet basically the same. I'm at 17% of the goal currently. Any repost or donation helps. Sorry. #MutualAid #Help #Assistance
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2025
@AlsoPaisleyCat 1) Thank you <3 2) Coach Gowron is actually active over on Bsky. I interact with him, or the Press Office does anyway, occasionally.
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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
A Klingon baby sent to New Kansas admist Praxis' destruction has developed superpowers. Starfleet scientists confirm Praxonite fragments cause power fluctuations, however local officials have requested calm and fewer capes. ~LtCmdr. GG #PraxisProblems #Superman #TwoDickKent #TrekScience #LLAP #SPO
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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Starfleet extends our congratulations to Dr. Bashir and Tailor Garak. A reminder to all: love is not a malfunction, but if you’re experiencing uncontrolled whining, please report to Sickbay for immediate treatment. ~Cmdr. BF #BashirAndGarak #Garashir #GetWokedOrWarpHome #GrowUp #StarTrek #LLAP #SPO
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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Incoming reports from the Hobus Sector confirm that the USS Pasteur’s saucer section was separated and used by two massive green space hands for an impromptu baseball game. Starfleet commends the crew for staying in the strike zone. ~Cmdr. BF #SpaceBaseball #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
A Star Trek space ship, the USS Pasteur. It is a medical frigate with a giant spherical saucer section.
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/12/2024
Is it just me or is this the single dumbest possible take about Star Treks utopia? "Why'd they leave Earth? They got everything they wanted. The writers must suck if they can't come up with problems in a Utopia." "They did? They went to space?" "That's […] [Original post on tenforward.social]
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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Starfleet has appointed Neelix as ambassador to the Q Continuum. He called it “an honor,” while Q called it “the most bureaucratic prank the Federation has ever pulled.” We eagerly await updates. ~Cmdr. BF #NeelixDiplomacy #QChaos #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Operations confirms that today’s station-wide comms outage was caused by someone asking the computer to “define irony.” ~Lt. GK #BeCarefulWhatYouAsk #OpsLife #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Command has issued an arrest warrant for Elon Musk. We're citing charges of disinformation, xenophobia, unethical AI development, environmental sabotage, and violating the Temporal Integrity Act by claiming to have “invented” warp travel. ~Capt. SP #JusticeServed #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/11/2024
@starfleet-command.bsky.social Apparently the older posts won't show up but any posts going forward will pop
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Stamets™ @stamets.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/11/2024
HA. So I got the bridge thingy to work. If you do want to follow the Starfleet Press Office nonsense that I've been doing but you would rather not go to #Bsky (totally understandable and no judgment), you can now follow here on Mastodon! @starfleet-command.bsky.social
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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Vidiians report significant progress in phage eradication. Starfleet medical extends congratulations and encourages cultural exchanges... no organ swaps this time. ~Capt. SP #MedicalMiracles #VidiianRelations #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO (I may be on a Voyager kick)
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