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Tony Caramel

@staldente.bsky.social
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Everton, cycling, guitars, and frankly, the rest is none of your business.

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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My new toy. This thing is just unbelievable. Kurt Cobain, Metallica and Dave Gilmour thought so too!
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Incredible race but we let Brandon fucking McNaulty win it? JFC
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trafford should have done better, poor goal to concede. Oh sorry, no one will say that because it's not Pickford
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching Rehan Ahmed bat like
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The defending in the Man City Vs Sunderland game is Sunday League
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok, so Dibling is the best player to ever play the game
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This Joao Virginia looks a player etc etc
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gary Neville is fuming about that goal. Great to have him and his impartial views
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That was an insane yellow for Garner. JFC these refs
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does Johnson still think he plays for Spurs? It would explain A LOT
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Didn't fucking last long
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What a fucking goal George!! Good work from Hackney too
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good news! Everton have signed a right back! The only drawback is that he's 20, never played first team and was released by Man City academy.
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As were now short, again, after an entire summer window. Roll on the completely bizarre and useless panic signing
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Armstrong starts over Hackney. Is that a statement?
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I believe we may have to pay money again to Burnley after they lost on penalties to Bradford City. Apparently they'd have spent more time working on penalties if we'd not financed a new stadium. #hopetheyfold
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I mean, how fucking good was Merlin Rohl? I know it's only Preston but that lad is some player
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tap in for Barry after a fantastic ball from KDH who sees the well timed run and fantastic first touch and lay off from Mykolenko. Fair fucks to him
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If Pogacar wasn't racing the GC in this race would be unbelievably exciting and close. Like it used to be. #LaVuelta
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Unfortunately the guy who's going to win GC by 15 minutes couldn't possibly have anyone else winning that stage. #LaVuelta26
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Absolute clown show from Vollering and Reusser #tdff
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Spain goal was due to Simeone not tracking a man back. Hahaha the cunt
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
GET FUCKED @ARGENTINA
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Watching Tuchel's game management
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What a waste of 45 mins. An absolute load of shite all around
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I still can't figure this out. We were almost properly fucked here
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Who signed this off? Feel better about our kit now
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 07/07/2026
Calling a by-election over the sovereign right of every MP to take secret gifts from a convicted criminal. What a time to be alive.
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Only a pathetic odious toad like Farage could take millions undeclared from a billionaire and pretend to be a victim in an establishment witch hunt.
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Roy Keane said Haaland is a League Two footballer.
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Listening to Sean Kelly say "it'll be an interesting one" every 45 seconds is making me want to self harm. #TDF2026
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Leave an unmarked man to have a shot in the area....PICKFORD!!!!
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There's tough and then there's spending 15 mins wrestling a tyre onto a carbon aero bike rim. FUCK ME
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If Andy Burnham pledges to ban people who were children in 1976 talking about how they "just got on with it" he'll be Prime Minister for life
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It's absolutely mad to me that there's so many people who don't rate or think Bellingham is overrated. He's been the best player on the pitch by some distance
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thought the cat had shit in the living room, turns out it was Anthony Gordon stinking the fucking gaff out
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Goths have to keep cool too
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Tuchel has made a balanced side and a tournament side. We could have won this 6-2, comfortably.
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Pure Everton defending that half. Just slow and half arsed. Nowhere near good enough. The midfield and front 3 have really put in a shift tbf
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Spain are trying to bore their opponents to death. Interesting tactic, let's see if it pays off
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
There shouldn't be teams you can comfortably beat 7-1 in the World Cup finals. Why even fucking bother with qualification.
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Watching the Spurs goal back certainly brings me back to this conclusion
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I want Moyes to just make 4 changes. Completely change it up, 45 mins left, literally nothing to lose. He won't, obviously
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I reckon Spence could pull a knife and not get so much as a booking
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It's difficult to get into a game when your back four play like they're the cast of ChuckleVision
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
We've been inexcusably pathetic for weeks now.
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
That was shite from O'Brien but a yellow after 12 min? Fucking Oliver
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
3 more years? Fuck me
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Now who could have possibly seen that completely obvious and avoidable crash coming? #giro26
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Tony Caramel @staldente.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Well that was about as Everton as it gets
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