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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I can't stop snickering about this. Serious conversations are happening around me and I just can't.

GOOSE VALUE 71 It's an utterly demented powerpoint slide about the golden goose of shareholder value or some bullshit

Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

"You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?" Well, I'm fucked but it'll be a glorious send-off.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

My calculator lost its way in base lust and dissipation.

A picture of the old "80085" calculator joke from elementary school

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I've had dogs take longer to get it, Peridot's lived here for less than a week. Clever girl...

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I think I've seen this movie...

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

This is so cool! www.nature.com/articles/d41...

A common bacterium can be adapted to convert plastic waste into paracetamol, a study published this week in Nature Chemistry1 reports.

Paracetamol, also known as acetaminophen, is widely used to treat pain and fever. It is produced from molecules derived from fossil fuels, but researchers are working to develop processes that use more sustainable source molecules, such as plastic waste.

“We’re able to transform a prolific environmental and societal waste into such a globally important medication in a way that’s completely impossible using chemistry alone or using biology alone,” says co-author Stephen Wallace, a chemical biotechnologist at the University of Edinburgh, UK.

Central to the project’s success was the discovery by Wallace and his team that a synthetic chemical reaction that typically requires conditions that are toxic to cells can occur in their presence. The reaction, called the Lossen rearrangement, has been known for more than a century, but had previously been observed only in a test tube or a flask, says Wallace.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Man I don't know if I'm in the room. Artifacts all the way down.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

We can't believe it either, sir.

Zelensky sitting next to Trump, wearing an "I'm not even disappointed" expression while Trump waves his hands around, mid-rant

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Not to be catty but damn, toadying ages a man.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Roses and red n sometimes they're yella

The Ghoul from Fallout, captioned 'sometimes a fella's gotta eat a fella'

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I'm not even mad anymore. May as well scream at cancer. I'm just waiting for the bit where the Euro-Canadian Alliance invades us to restore democracy or whatever. May I live to see us rebuild.

A passage from Slaughterhouse Five in which the narrator tells us the USA has been balkanized so it will never again be a threat to world peace

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Image works just as well on blocked posts 😄

Crusty old man saying something but word balloon is empty due to block

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Just the most wholesome old guy, tinkering with directed energy weapons like you do www.youtube.com/@LightningOn...

A control unit with a turn-key control and several large buttons. It is labelled "Science Switch" and the green button is labelled "I'm Feeling Lucky"

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Me in 2019: Cats don't give a fuck, they'll eat your face the second you die. Me in 2025: Eevee has his own sink.

A cat-scale sink for drinking water next to a human one for everything else

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pick is your therapist. I've been lead astray by wicked minds.

A soft, pink slug like fidget toy with a segmented tail and The Rock's head

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

We have come to the decision point w my Heir's birthday cupcakes: is my gf's double fudge cake recipe worth eating a crude dick, or are you so fragile you'll pick the generic swirl to avoid even the performance of violating Edwardian taboo. HURRY THE FUCK UP NEO

Two cupcakes remain, the dick and one generic icing pattern

A tray with 14 chocolate cupcakes, one of which is frosted with the outline of a dick

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I don't know, either, I just follow the dopamine

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Them, a Normal: "Did you remember [the thing]?" Me, ADHD enjoyer:

A chart showing multiple etymologies of the word "forget"

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Check it out, Zillow literally selling you to real estate agents, wholesale. I don't explicitly pitch my day gig here but kneecapping parasitic businesses gets me up in the morning. Real estate portals are meta-parasites and I just love the smell of dipshits flop-sweating through their body spray.

Zillow offering to sell ZIP codes of people wholesale to real estate agents for spamming and cold-calling, 32.5% off for Black Friday

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I promised to bring a dish for Thanksgiving and I will

A still from the remake of John Carpenter's The Thing showing a blood sample in a petri dish, used to detect which of the team was really a monster

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

Oh, wait, you did cover his stated goal to use mass deportation to open up more housing for "the right people". Let's see how hard you went at it:

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

Flagged as requiring translation to English.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 19/09/2024

It would appear that the unforgivable sin was his taste in porn. The rest seems pretty normal for this crew.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

I'm old here, too. Damn.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 14/09/2024

"So you say you'll go door to door, rounding up undesirables for processing... but our analysts have highlighted some implementation concerns. Can you jump on a quick call to work process w me?"

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 07/09/2024

In lighter news, Kaos is delightful.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 07/09/2024

This is the button. You push it when you're ready for the vet to give the first round of euthanasia injections.

A small, black plastic device with a single button, held between two fingers

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 06/09/2024

I wanted to decorate w bottles but not drink more as a result. Malört was my solution :)

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 25/08/2024

Please join me in imagining Trump attempting this recipe unassisted.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 13/08/2024

Dude's supposed to be asleep, instead we're texting each other misspelled dinosaur names because I can hear him giggling from down the hall and yolo

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 07/08/2024

This is what he wanted instead of cake. Steamed crabs are tasty and we make our own traditions in these parts.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 11/07/2024

It's important to sanitize your inputs, even if your trickster demon is otherwise isolated from users.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

Dems are "folding" by... closing ranks for mutual defense and resisting pressure. No self-awareness whatsoever.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

Little man's got a surprise waiting this morning.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 07/07/2024

Dad Magic never gets old. "Right. 85 indoors is unacceptable, let's build an air cooler." "LOL out of what." "Can I use that towel?"

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

There, I socialed. I have to reboot my mainstream social media accounts for work stuff, starting next week. I'm not psyched about it. Y'all were great but ditching open social for cozywebs did my brain good, I'll miss the quiet.

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Stackhouse @stack.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

We checked early, couldn't resist. She has three stages of her first generation going: egg, larva, and pupated worker (the browner, wheat puff-looking ones on the right).

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