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Stacie Murphy

@staciemwrites.bsky.social
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Author of A DEADLY FORTUNE and THE UNQUIET DEAD. THE WITCH’S SECRET out now. She/Her

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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not just “does not eat shit in a debate” but also “will kneecap a mf with a righteous fury,” too.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Came here for this. So bad. SO BAD. Like, still mad about it bad.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesterday I had a Mistake Day—one of those days where I just kept making small but visible errors at my job. I feel much better about myself today.
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Jeni Chappelle @jenichappelle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For whoever needs to hear it today: the truth is as long as you're continuing to grow, continuing to push forward, and becoming a stronger writer, it's all still part of your success and your path as a writer. #writingcommunity
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We do the same with the lotto. I figure it’s worth it for the couple of days of daydreaming.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Uh oh. Harry Enten wrote 86 on that screen. Might be getting a visit from the FBI.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As always, wtf is wrong with white people? You are embarrassing me.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have discovered a way in which having an anxiety disorder is a good thing. I cannot gamble. Even when I win it’s too much.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No, they’re getting looped into the Signal chats. 🙄
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First in my family to get a four-year degree (also from the Nashville area, btw). In the second year of my grad program, working an unrelated part-time job, I looked around one day and realized “oh shit I need to get a relevant internship RIGHT NOW if I want a job when I graduate.” No one told me.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And tell everyone where it is.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Same here. Figured it was just a matter of time. And look. I was right.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And what happens if they’re determined to be “low?” Mandatory medically unnecessary hormone supplementation (aka non-consensual gender “correction”) or they get discharged? How does this play out? It’s so gross.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...
popsci.com
The Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than ever
Voting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When my cat was diagnosed with FIP, I already knew about the drug. I had to tell the vet it existed. I got online and wound up driving to meet a stranger at 9pm to literally get vials of liquid in a brown paper bag. It worked, though. We did the full three months of treatment and my cat was cured.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Where even is the satire
mcsweeneys.net
These Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose
“Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher...
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Also I need that clip in gif form asap.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Omg SAME. The word “problematic” figured prominently.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I cackled at the Pepe LePew cameo.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We need a banana for scale. Wombats are so much bigger than I think they are.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And if they do know, do they think we don’t? It’s so baffling.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I always wonder: has it genuinely not occurred to them? Are they so Gone-with-the-Wind-pilled that they really don’t know?
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The people who act like this is some kind of gotcha are really something else. Like, let’s walk through how that might have happened, shall we?
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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
In addition, most leaders of most countries since the invention of national borders would fall to their knees in gratitude if they had the kind of relationship with a neighbor that we had with Canada. They would be singing glad hosannas and slaughtering fatted calves in thanks.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That he’s having a stroke?
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I mean…
Album cover of The Killers’ Hot Fuss, light blue hazy sky with identical block buildings with bright orange/red neon symbols on top that look like flames.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a reactor meltdown caused by jellyfish in the cooling tanks.
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
FRIENDS IN THE NYC AREA: Okay, this is a tough one, but please bear with me. My wife's lifelong friend has stage 4 pancreatic cancer and is desperately seeking a home for his two cats when that time comes. The elder, Wally, is something like 13 years old and DELIGHTFULLY dim. The younger, Doris,
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This whole thread is so wholesome and fun.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Right!? I want to not watch things with Tom Cruise in them generally, but it really is that good. Even on repeat viewings.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fair. But I already go out of my way not to fly out of IAD. I expect to just…keep doing that.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Almost positive, even. Get right to it. Really dig into the details. Pick the paint colors and carpet samples. No no, no one needs you for anything else. Knock yourself out.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
No but let’s not get in his way. It’s the least harmful thing he could be doing and Dulles already sucks anyway so it’s not like he can mess it up.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Romeo And Juliet Movie Clairedanes
ALT: Romeo And Juliet Movie Clairedanes
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
These are both Q-anon references, no? Trusting the plan and the storm is coming, etc?
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I also thought it was his son, but turns out it’s his brother.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
All seasons are completely ridiculous and yet we watched them anyway and will watch 4.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Nope. Look, I applaud the ex-Republicans who had the integrity and the moral clarity to walk away. Politics is mostly tribalism, and that’s a hard instinct to overcome. So kudos. But you don’t get to remake the 2026 Democrats into the 1985 Republicans because it’s more comfortable for you.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
That’s fine by me. I do not like to sweat and I do like a down comforter in a 65 degree bedroom.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You can go to the site and put in your preferences to get an update map. I went cooler and drier.
A temperature map of the US showing preferred temps between 50 and 82 degrees f and lower humidity. I should live in the West coast, basically.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
P.S. I Love You. My roommate and his boyfriend invited me to watch it with them. I knew nothing going in. This was just about the time my now-husband and I were getting serious and right after my grandmother died of cancer. Sobbed so hard I had to get up and walk out of the room multiple times.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Welp, off to Libby I go…
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ IT 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oof that’s a lot of days…
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Christmas gift from a neighbor who definitely had not read them. I had just turned 12. Had several “wait, I must have misunderstood that, that can’t really be what’s happening” moments.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s taking up valuable fridge space but it will be worth it.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gotta get that brunch reservation made, too. Gonna fill up fast in the DMV.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lying here with my phone having this same internal debate. Pretty sure this one doesn’t *quite* rise to the “wake me” threshold, but also kind of trying to wake him with my mind…
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 28/05/2026
So I’ve started Pride and Prejudice, and already I feel bad for Mrs Bennet.
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Stacie Murphy @staciemwrites.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sound on.
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