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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 30/08/2026

Only Americans see it. The rest of the world sees this:

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 23/06/2026

This is extremely uncomfortable. I need someone with a submarine to rescue me.

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 05/06/2026

Three potatoes and One Panis if you can guess what I'm about to watch...

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 15/05/2026

Blimey Bloody Flip. Never seen this wraning before watching a cocking music vid on the Youtubes before 😱

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 07/04/2026

Currently working on convincing #Jaoan to pay me 1 Billionty Dollars to appear in a 1991 TV ad for MiniDisc.

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 13/03/2026

This is a big deal to me because.. if you can't see what he's doing, I truly can't help you. I'm not shitting you, I haven't seen a single mitherficking tweet from any of my chums since SissySpaceX was legally obliged to buy Twitter.

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 07/03/2026

It's not fckn Xmas. I didn't do this. The fuck?

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 11/01/2026

It's time, yet again, for me to remind you all that in 1959 a famous NAZI Rocket Scientist, Wernher von Braun(!), wrote a fictional story called "Project Mars", about how humans would colonize Mars. The person who governed Mars would be known as "The Elon".

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 11/01/2026

I've come to the conclusion that everyone on BSky who's from The UK is 12. Twitter isn't going to be "banned" here. Stop believing the absolute shite you read in The Telegraph and The Daily Heil, you gullible simpletons 🙄

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 16/12/2025

@bionicdance.bsky.social Apparently it is your Bidet today. Happy Bidet, you fat old Lezzy Minger. We should breed. We could rule the world. /MoustacheTwirl

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 07/12/2025

BREAKING: @fifaworldcup26.bsky.social has just awarded me "The Sexiest Penis of 2025" Win

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 27/10/2025

I'll help out... If there are 10 adverts, and 70% of them include people who are Black... And all 7 of those adverts each feature 99 White people and 1 Black person... Think about it...

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 31/07/2025

I got distracted last night and forgot to watch "Threads" on BBC4. So I have invoked shenanigans and can now watch it may leeeeesure.

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 29/07/2025

Everything Elmo does/has done , is based on an unpublished sci-fi novel from 1959.

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 23/07/2025

@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk James, you are three metric inches away from becoming a Swarbry atm. Do not be a Swarbry. If you say "Sesh", then we will all die. Also, today is my Birthday. So gimme a shout-out, you annoying prick 😜 #WednesdaysSuckBalls ##HappyBirthday

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 09/07/2025

@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk If you want to be scared and, at the same time, learn what the world's biggest ever snake oil salesman is doing.. read this sci-fi tale from 1959 👇

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 07/05/2025

Spoiler: Musk is a pathological liar, a dribbling idiot, and a conman.

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A Very Stable Milking Stool @stablemilkingstool.co.uk · 21/02/2025

The new Ltd. Company that Farage has created in order to do shenanigans, "Reform 2025", has a Project-y ring to it 🤔 #FarageRiots #ReformUK @mrjamesob.bsky.social

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