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Stabitha Christie

@stabithachristie.com
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 13/05/2026
Missed icon opportunity
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 06/03/2026
Cover of the novel “Dune: The Butlerian Jihad”One panel comic of Spider-Man talking to an anthropomorphic pterodactyl. 

Spidey: “You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you’re using it to turn people into dinosaurs? But with tech like that, you could cure cancer!”

“Pterodactyl: “But I don’t want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs.”
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 23/02/2026
No cheating - your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist
Marvel’s Moon Knight in the desert
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 08/08/2025
I would really like for reality to stop imitating art now please. Vought, for fucksakes. Are you kidding me
It’s a joke about The Boys on Amazon Prime. The big bad in that show is Vought International Inc. Image shows propaganda featuring Homelander about supes being American-made
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 03/08/2025
My friend @jason.cosper.me made a beautiful web app for sending texts into the void, inspired by the loss of his best friend and the swiftness with which his phone number was reassigned. Check it out here: disparu.tinyblip.com
Screenshot of a new text window in dark mode. The name of the person being texted is Someone Great. You can change the name and interact at disparu.tinyblip.com
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 03/05/2025
19 years between ‘Brown Sugar’ and ‘Black Messiah’
Cover art for D’Angelo’s album ‘Black Messiah’
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 16/03/2025
The band threw it all into what they were playing, & the lines hit harder after his death due to addiction. “Never met a single one who didn't see through me None of them would love me if they thought they might lose me Unless I made a change” He was lost. He will be gone, but not forever.
Empty dark backlit chapel in candlelight with rock instruments on stage. Banners hang from the ceiling and come together to make it look like a ghost is floating in the air.
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 27/01/2025
Psycho Goreman. RIYL Gwar, sassy young ladies, and hunky boys
Poster for the greatest horror movie of all time, Psycho Goreman. An alien comes to suburbia, is discovered by a young girl who is tougher than he is and also fronts her own band. “Frig Off!” Is a forever jam.
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 26/01/2025
Who’s gonna tell them
Screenshot of a congressional resolution that reads:

Whereas members of Antifa are relentlessly dedicated to using acts of domestic terrorism in order to suppress opposing political ideologies: Now, therefore, be it Resolved, That—

(1) this conduct of Antifa members, or any un-lawful conduct performed at an Antifa-affliated demonstration, is deemed to be domestic terrorism (as such term is defined in section 2331 of title 18, United States Code); 

(2) the House of Representatives designates Antifa, and any other affiliated group or  subsidiary of Antifa, to be a domestic terrorist organization;
•HRES 26 IH
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 05/01/2025
Hiromu Takahashi - 🎶 pills, pills, all kinds of pills 🎶
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 05/01/2025
#wrestledynasty entrance gear with its inspiration Yota Tsuji - Carmen Sandiego
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 16/12/2024
Hechicero!!!!!!! #njpwstrong
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 16/12/2024
No matter where, no matter what company, there is always some dude behind me at a wrestling show who thinks he’s recording a fucking podcast. But hey, we’re here, we’re gonna see Hechicero, it’ll be a good time. #NJPWStrong
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 16/11/2024
Wrestling, boxing, anything where people get hit in the head professionally
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 16/11/2024
How do I report an account for being very good and necessary and should not at all be banned for impersonation
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 17/10/2023
Repost from a show/movie that’s actually good advice
An NJPW pro wrestler at a post-event press conference captioned “Two things you should watch out for are money scams and what old guys say”
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 12/09/2023
Two signs on a pole in Norwegian, from Holmenkollen near Oslo: “Senk farten / Barn leker” with an illustration of two children, one with a teddy bear and one with a ball; “Farts-demper” with an illustration of a speed bump in a warning triangle.

It means “slow down, children playing” and “speed bump”, but, it says farts. Haha.
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 23/08/2023
"You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!"
Chester "The Penguin" Cobblepot, I mean, Rudy Giuliani mugshot from Fulton County Sherriff's office
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 17/08/2023
nice
Screenshot of the number of likes on the tweet this replies to. That number is 69. Nice.
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 12/08/2023
How your email finds me
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 18/07/2023
Taking in the icy ❄️ vibes of Persekutor’s set at 1720. The bass player is giving Tracey Pew
Live shot of Persekutor playing live. The bass player wears a black cowboy hat, sunglasses, and a mustache. The singer Vlad is wearing a balaclava with a bedazzled V
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 09/07/2023
Video still of Fenriz from Darkthrone, gesturing at an LP cover, with a caption of his philosophy on how you can tell a band is good: “Big sunglasses very important. Big sunglasses, cool band”
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 08/07/2023
GIF of the DDT Pro Wrestling tag team Pheromones, naked but for jock straps and shoes, holding hands from the back and rubbing their butts on their opponent’s head like a merry go round
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 08/07/2023
Threads was fun for literally an hour
Two images from the Simpsons showing Mr Burns and Homer squaring off for a fight with their respective ghost backups, with text over them about Threads and Bluesky. Mr. Burns represents Threads, Homer represents Bluesky. 

Threads: influencers, corporate accounts

Bluesky: Brazilian Swiftie subcluster, naked people, Jake Tapper, every trans person under 35, South Korea
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Stabitha Christie @stabithachristie.com · 06/07/2023
The Butcher is looking very red on Dynamite tonight
A photo of AEW Dynamite on a TV. Daddy Magic is in the ring and a lobster-like The Butcher is in the corner waiting for a tag
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