reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 23/03/2026they're saying that i'm having the normalest one anyone has ever had 020 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 28/10/2025listening to augustina bazterrica's the unworthy and i had to go pick up my cat and cry on her for a minute 000 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 05/10/2025love is blind needs to get some really ugly people on there 000 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 02/09/2025the gas station where i got hit by a car is selling labubus now 010 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 10/08/2025mickey 17 bravely asks the question: what if a really big bug was also a dog 030 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 04/08/2025damn i'm on my kate bush shit, i'm running up that hill 030 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 02/08/2025accidentally smoked the weed that gives you intrusive thoughts and i'm sitting here petrified that i'm going to encounter the practical jokers at aldi 120 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 30/07/2025did you know that cats will try to steal your meds. ask me how i know :) 020 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 19/07/2025sometimes when i'm very high i crank out a whole short story but a lot of the time i just make lists in my notes app. recently one of the lists i made was called "hrt would have saved them" and the only entry on the list was squilliam fancyson. 120 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 18/07/2025i'm under our new faux fur weighted blanket and daria is beefing with it. she's kneading it so hard she may as well be punching me 010 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 18/07/2025whoever came up with the limu emu count your fucking days 050 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 17/07/2025i've been saying this since time immemorial but we are all good on superhero movies. we don't need to make any more. 010 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 15/07/2025i'm so glad that i decided to transition but now nobody knows how to spell my name 020 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 12/07/2025i don't have a yucky stinking tooth personally but i respect their beliefs 010 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 11/07/2025things that i want very badly but do not need, in case an anonymous benefactor feels like making me very happy: - mubi membership - dishwasher - dairy cow isopods - a copy of coming to power - red tegu lizard - a comically fat blunt - the poppers candle from boy smells - a loaded baked potato 020 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 10/07/2025going horse mode (eating a whole bag of granola by myself) 020 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 05/07/2025i love my dad. he had many great qualities. but unfortunately i also sincerely believe he would love addison rae's music 130 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 02/07/2025IN: - beans - berries - reading nonfiction - fishing in the creek OUT: - netflix original fims - rooftop bars - aggressively christian day planners 040 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 02/07/2025can i say something mean. who is fucking with selena gomez hard enough for this to be a viable product. 040 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 28/06/2025i don't mean to sound rude but many people would benefit from reading a book with footnotes 020 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 18/06/2025i should've gotten a bbl on my employer-provided health insurance 000 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 14/06/2025my dad keeps describing the fish he caught this weekend as "fuckin dink perch" 030 0
Reposted by reubenwint @dril.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss 12394071307 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 14/06/2025my dad just referred to my brother's coworker as "susie creamcheese" 020 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 06/06/2025chappell roan makes music for guys who were sitting in their hunting safety classes wishing they were watching antm instead 130 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 01/06/2025somewhere deep in the bowels of my tumblr account there is a photo of me, circa 2014, leaping next to this very sign 030 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 30/05/2025why did no one tell me that nathan fielder was caked the hell up in the claw of shame 020 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 29/05/2025fingers crossed!! i just devoured this skin was once mine 🐍 031 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 19/05/2025if i have to hear that fuck ass benson boone song one more time i am going to end up on the national news 020 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 19/05/2025we just got a dove ad with a deodorant themed cover of khia's "my neck my back" 030 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 18/05/2025i know t is working for me bc i did my shot and was immediately struck by the urge to rip all my cds for djing purposes 040 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 16/05/2025dj idyll here to play you the freshest babbling brooks and birdsong 030 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 15/05/2025really hope i get the effects i want from testosterone (deeper voice, ability to dj) 150 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 13/05/2025missed connections: you rifled through my car last night and left all my compartments open. you stole nothing and left behind an almost-full carton of menthol cigarettes. who are you..... 040 0
Reposted by reubenChris Stedman @chrisdstedman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day Take me to New York, I'd love to see LA I really want to come kick it with you You'll be my American pope 0265 0
reuben @st0nefruit.bsky.social · 05/05/2025i hate that so many people who talk about rfk/musk et al talk about their drug use like that's their main problem and not the fascism 020 0
