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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm no expert in high fashion, but what happened? See, this is why I stick to robes.

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Happy National Grandparents Day. Put down the crochet needles and the TV guide...we're going for a ride, so look out!

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Well...the good news is, I killed the cockroach...😃...😔

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Easy bread recipe. Make it with the kids. If they do something to the bread supply, you might want this information. 🙏

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This is the look I get after a long day fishing...😔 especially when I don't catch anything...😬 Women are so suspicious.

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I think he's been seeing Kim Kardashians doctor. Lord have mercy, next week the top half gets done...🙄 D- cups will mean a different thing after that business.😔

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The eclipse is totally glitching and I'm completely out of medicinal cigarettes...send help.

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Is old Mitch still on eternity leave? I heard they released his remains to his family.

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Is Judge Pino Noire still with us?

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Kev Moore @kevmoore.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

There’s something incredibly satisfying about this.

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Did you see this?😅 Portrait of president knucklehead, painted with horse manure, sells for $1,800 at Vancouver art exhibition...😂

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Leprosy outbreak in southern Florida. Well, that just makes my summer!

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

🙄🙄🙄 "We've won this war by a lot, we're winning very strongly...and there's more coming...were taking all the oil out, they can never have a nuclear weapon."

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I teach my grandchildren this recipe. We have lots of fun and it's so easy.

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

They're saying old Mitch McConnell may be expiring in hospital as we speak. I shall send the sisters, they'll hold a vigil and report back to us the moment the death rattle commences.

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Finding a spider that looks like you comes with a very unsettling feeling...😕

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

This is the last time I invite Uri Geller for tea.

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

There! I made a ballroom...🙄

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I know I'm fat, but the love's real and so are chicken nuggets...I'd like some more please. I'll go for a brisk walk tomorrow, promise...🙄 It's hard to refuse a hound when they look at you with their eyes...and whimper. I never say no...they're only with us for a short time...😔

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The mad King is at Walter Reid again. "Sir, Which one is the camel?" " You're a nasty person, you are a fake doctor and this is a fake hospital...you should be ashamed of yourself...what a stupid question, no one knows things like I do...let me show you a picture of the ballroom..."

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

So, when president genius says "we're going in to take all of the nuclear dust with our great B52' bombers" what is he even saying? Is he talking about enriched uranium? How do B-52 bombers 'collect' 'nuclear dust'? I'm going for a fast and furious ride to clear my head.

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Now what? Lord have mercy!...😔

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Meet Venerable Gabi. He is an AI that has been ordained as a Buddhist monk...🙄 If they start making robot nuns, I'm quitting...😔

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Trump special envoy for global partnerships, Paulo Zampoli (of the Epstein files)is in Tanzania negotiating the change of name of Mt Kilimanjaro to Mount Trump. - Daily Beast We are living inside of a madmans delusion. I really hate this century.

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

In case you missed it last time. It's really so easy...✨️🐪

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

"They gave me a gift, they were very nice, it's a beautiful gift and very valuable, but I can't tell you what it is..." - President Knucklehead

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Lord have mercy! Just give me a Pepsi...😕

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Have you heard about Lazarus syndrome? It's also called auto-resuscitation. It's when the heart spontaneously starts beating after you've been declared dead. Mostly it happens when you're in the morgue, but in very rare cases, you have to dig your way out...😕😔no rest for us.

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Happy Saint Patricks day everyone.☘️ Below is the transcription of the engraving from his breast plate. There's something in it for us today...☘️🕊

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

How to make your own bread. 2 cups wheat flour 1/2 cup water 1 tbsp olive oil 1/4 tsp salt. Mix ingredients into a dough. Kneed. Divide and flatten. Bake at 450°F for 3-5 mins each side. You may need this information one day...😔

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

"If you let the Devil lick behind your ears, you best wash thoroughly, lest necrosis taketh thy face" Laz 1:6

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

When does the SS Greys anatomy mercy ship dock in Greenland? It's going to be pretty embarrassing when nobody goes there...Lord have mercy 😔😅

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Happy Valentines Day everyone♥️

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

They're not like horses. When they get moody they do this. I'll never make it to the post office at this rate🙄

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I said "don't climb on the fish tank" "leave the fish alone" "you'll have an accident" but do you listen? Noooooo. See what happens? Now you can sit there and think about it while you dry off...😕🙄

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Did you know that camels have three rows of eyelashes? So stylish.

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LAZARUS @st-lazarus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Dear Catherine, As your new life begins, we just want to say thank you and well done...😔 We will miss you.🕊✨️

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