Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 02/06/2025It’s pride month which means it’s time for a bunch of conservative bigots who don’t say shit in may or November about the military to bitch about the 🏳️🌈 community “getting a whole month”. Happy pride and fuck bigots. 021 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 14/04/2025How does Skylight and Bluesky feel about masked, multi-genre bands?? 010 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 04/04/2025And now our first IN APP skylight video!!! Yay! 031 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Our first, official Skylight video! 010 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Anybody ever read a skeet and wonder if the person writing it was on the toilet at the time? Well if so, you don’t need to wonder this time… 000 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 13/02/2025“The Final Countdown” by Europe came on the radio earlier. When the line “we’re headed for Venus” came along, I sang along to it properly instead of “we’re gonna eat penis”. Growth. 020 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Our first post using skylight beta! Get ready for new music… 011 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Someone should create a game show where the richest people on the planet have to live on minimum wage for a week. Then, when the week is over, they find out their accounts and assets were wiped out and they’re actually bankrupt and gonna be living on the street. Then they should be kicked in the ⚽️ 010 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Apparently there’s some kind of sports ball game happening today. Anyways, listen to some good music!open.spotify.comSpinal Severance Package 000 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Elon Musk should have all of his govt contracts revoked. Then he should be kicked in the sack. Repeatedly. 030 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Since we’re in a trump regime and facts don’t matter, we are the biggest band on earth currently celebrating our #1 album and gawking at our recently acquired Grammy. Don’t fact check this cuz fact checking is bad. 121 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Aerosmith is my favorite band of all time. This is our tribute to them…as well as our upcoming cover of Kings and Queens…open.spotify.comSeasons of WitherSpinal Severance Package · Seasons of Wither · Song · 2023 021 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Writing our new album…while America is being taken over in a coup lead by Elon Musk. Art won’t be stopped by fascism. The best is yet to come… 010 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 03/02/2025We NEVER get political with our music! We just shut up and play our instruments. Anyways, here’s our metal diss track about trumpopen.spotify.comMangoface McFuckstickSpinal Severance Package · Mangoface McFuckstick · Song · 2024 031 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Yeah, this is a much nicer and more eloquent way of saying what I said this morning. 030 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Beyoncé won a Grammy for best country album because country artists have become butt rock bands with a pedal steel singing elementary lyrics about lifted trucks, simping for billionaires and masturbating to trump with racist undertones throughout. Most people…like…don’t like any of that. 🗑️ 020 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 02/02/2025We are nominated for a Grammy!!! Wow!! Oh, sorry, I figured since trump was supreme ruler now we could tell egregious lies and get more and more popular for it. My bad. 130 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 02/02/2025We don’t give a shit what the current fascist regime says…this is black history month. As a band of mediocre white guys, we can’t offer much, but here is our song standing up against racism and our plea to other mayo hued humans to do the same!open.spotify.comSpeak UpSpinal Severance Package · Speak Up · Song · 2023 041 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Another day, another chance to say fuck trump.open.spotify.comMangoface McFuckstickSpinal Severance Package · Mangoface McFuckstick · Song · 2024 031 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 31/01/2025The Donald is a sociopath who won’t even visit the crash site where 67 people died…a good chunk of them being children. When asked if he would visit, he said “The water? What am I gonna go swimming?” This is why we wrote this diss track about him. Fuck trump.open.spotify.comMangoface McFuckstickSpinal Severance Package · Mangoface McFuckstick · Song · 2024 052 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 27/01/2025PSA: if we were famous we totally wouldn’t have played at trumps inauguration. Just sayin. 020 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 27/01/2025We wrote a diss track about trump called Mangoface McFuckstick. That is all. 020 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I keep wondering why we aren’t getting a following on here…then I realize this is our 16th post on here in 2 months and it all makes sense. 040 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 27/01/2025In my humble opinion, DOA by Bloodrock is still the creepiest song in existence. After 30 years of knowing this song exists I still can’t even tell if I actually like it as a song, or just like how creepy it is. 130 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Elon absolutely gave a n*zi salute and trump has been putting project 2025 into effect at warp speed. While we fight this fascism, blast this metal diss track about trump!open.spotify.comMangoface McFuckstickSpinal Severance Package · Mangoface McFuckstick · Song · 2024 051 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Potentially leaving behind the 31k followers we have on tiktok hurts. However, we have no desire to stay on a sinking ship that will become the short form video version of Twitter…if it even still exists in a few months. So we are here now! 030 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 18/01/2025So we lose tiktok AND find out snoop is playing Trumps inauguration on the same day? Ffs can we get a break, please??? Like damn. 130 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Today is the end of tiktok, where we amassed a following of 31k. Let’s see if we can rebuild here on Bluesky! If you like multi-genre, masked bands, follow along! Let’s see if Bluesky enjoys our #music 030 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 12/01/2025To go along with our last post: FUCK YOU ZUCK 🖕 040 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 12/01/2025You’re going to be seeing much more of us here soon. We will be deleting our Instagram page tomorrow, and tiktok looks as though it will be gone very soon. Let’s go, Bluesky! 020 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Happy New Year…or at least new year…the whole trump being president thing doesn’t make it all that happy so…new year! 010 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Our debut, self titled album came out in September of 2023 😳 000 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 12/12/2024“I’m not going to lie, it won’t be peaceful this time. We have come to the end, it’s time to do this all again. I have chosen to rise, to take back what the fk is mine. Come with me and we ride It’s time to make the system die…” 031 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Working on a new cover song…and if you know what band we are covering then you should absolutely follow us! 040 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 08/12/2024After 2 years and 31k followers on tiktok, it looks like tiktok, our biggest platform, is going bye bye. Good thing there’s blue skies ahead! Get it??? Get it??? 150 0
Spinal Severance Package @sspofficial.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Nothing inspires me more musically than listening to music made by my friends. Large, signed, established acts never inspire me the way my fellow musician friends do. Ever. 021 0
