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Steve Smotzer

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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
So Attie, are your data centers natural gas or diesel powered?
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh, so now they are didcated loot, for when these data centers are "abandoned."
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The math on these slimes is very French
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know, I think Tien still might have him beat Like, he was the smartest fighter in DB he was strong enough to pin Cell, and yet in Super he just runs at a sniper, tanking the shots for some reason and then he suplexes the sniper out of bounds, DQing both of them.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know, this kind of thing will be a lot easier to talk about once all these ai companies stop trying to kill the world with their evil evil buinsess practices. And until that day comes I would simply refuse to play VRChat if any level of ai is involved.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would the third stick control the gyro?
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only good thing to come out of the Harry Potter franchise.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My 9 games #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/da4...
my9games.net
My 9 Games | Shared games picks
A shared 9-panel games collage.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Court Of The Crimson King? In this century? On the streets of New York? Located entirely within the hole of a macaroni Pastatute? ....May I see it?
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, the controversy is they hired a homosexual minority... Is Tipper Gore going to have them appear before congress to explain themselves?
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Paige, if you are reading this stop. Pat, don't tell Paige, but there's this mod for Skyrim SE where you can romance a companion voiced by Matt Berry. Do you think Paige would have any interest in romacing Matt Berry as an emotionally vulnerable IKEA shelving unit?
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The fox is rabid, we have to put it down.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We have to protect human artists now more than ever. Fight the good fight Cutman, and may all these AI slop farmers have everything taken from them.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And it's a shame I won't be playing it.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
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MSN
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No one, they keep getting caught violating the energy policies in place, but they only get fined, so they just eat the cost.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well that would be Firestar, she's hot enough to swim in the sun.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No, it's all of them. I think Microsoft was the latest to be caught gassing up their fleets.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well, considering ai is currently being powered by fleets of off the grid gas power generators, I would say this goes a little beyond "energy policies."
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you hack the game, sure. What about when it's revealed that Ralsei prays every moment they are alone and Flowery says they have a loving heart before calling them Princess? Not too mention the princess dress, and the princess ribbon, and the princess drink.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And Suise has an axe
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They kept the player from being able to select their fire spells, we don't know what they are able to equip.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not much of a theory anymore, the last chapter Susie gets visably upset when Ralsei says humans don't have tails.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And Noelle is the Mayor's child....
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"The Girl with hope crossed on her heart" Mmmmmmmm....
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wait a minute, if Noelle is the Dark Prince... and Ralsei is "The Girl" then that means.... oh no.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ah yes, an addiction to water poisons the body and rots the mind. Now ride with me on the highways of Valhalla as we claim the last of the gasoline from Gas Town my War Boys!
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
SCROOGES! Right, my bad.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Look fellas, this wise guy aint learned his lesson yet" "I'm trying boss, but no matters how I trys, he aint takin to my slaps" "Can it chowder heads, hes all incorporeal and such."
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If Asgore can have a goat head and a lion's body, I can't see why Green can't be both.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Man, why does everything have to be a laugh a minute ironic comedy? Is it so hard to make something genuine?
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Honestly, I think Duke could take 'em.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wait, is the grandma gonna die again?
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Are future R2E streams also gonna involve dress up, or was that a 1 time thing?
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Scrubbing though the Wayback Machine, it looks like things started getting weird about a year ago. Until then they used Micro Mages running in 3D for it's promo art.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It released on Itch 6 years ago. I think the website hosting company might be to blame here. A sorta "build a website with our ai powered templates" kinda thing.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
OMG they backflipped into the Pentagon!
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You're telling me that there are people in Eruope who spend their whole lives paying into a healthcare system they will hardly ever use? Surely then a pirvate healthcare system is better. Let me check. ...oh, oh god, n-no. That... how many children? No, nonono.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It freezes up when it loops, so just open the gif in gimp or something, and copy and paste all the layers like 30 times.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Shame the money from this is going to killing trans kids... but yay, Croc is back, woo
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Okay, but have thought about starring in a sequel?
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE!!!" "I don't wanna be an elf, I wanna be a voice actor."
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Web-fluid, more like gender-fluid... I'm sorry.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Can't wait till 2031 to see who wins.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The two Frosty the Snowman romance movies have more sauce... and it's Frosty the freakin' Snowman.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hate this book, even more than the Silmarillion. These things were never meant to be anything but a lore bible, but no, someone had to sell them like they were actual books.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Found it. It's in the "Unfinished Tales" on page 395 "It is clearly from Valinor that the emissaries came who were called the Istari (or Wizards), and among them Gandalf, who proved to be the director and coordinator both of attack and defence."
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The reason they did was because the books and the movies said Gandalf came to Middle Earth by magic elf boat. Then the series turned out to be it's own thing.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I wanna say Transylvania 6-5000, but Jeff does love a terrible terrible gray suit jacket.
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Steve Smotzer @ssmotzer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Someone should make this a shirt
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