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Simon Sidespin

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The ideal large-scale energy generation mechanism is supersonic vertical take-off and landing fusion power plant. First principles, bro.

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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My "Stonks will always go up so it doesn't matter how much they cost" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Here's what we know about the 14-point memorandum of understanding between the US and Iran.
Image depicting three blind men and an elephant, with USA, Pakistan and Iran all encountering the same elephant but coming to a wildly different conclusion about what the elephant actually is.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The elites being ignorant of the financial troubles the masses suffer under has historically not been a recipe for prosperity of neither the society nor the elites.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A sneak peak of upcoming Santa Monica Studio title God of Fraud - Bagnarök
A sneak peak of upcoming Santa Monica Studio title God of Fraud - Bagnarök
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
They're not gonna run something obviously inefficient like an oil pipe in the tunnel, right? Surely chaffeuring jerry cans in Teslas is more efficient, just like in Las Vegas?
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
For efficiency, the driver of the Tesla Model 3 will fill an extra barrel that is bolted on the roof rack while the Jerry cans in the trunk and back seat are being filled.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hear me out.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Has the story proceeded to the point where people start asking questions about the practicalities of data centers in space? Like what kind of orbit they are on or how the cooling will work? Asking for a friend.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Words of wisdom from two of the most influential American CEOs of recent times.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Also of note... Nothing says 'working and middle-class' like buying a brand new $250,000 car.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Ho ho ho?
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The K-shape has moved from the economy level down to the company level.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The K-Shaped Company.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I am almost certain that if Americans were required to show 5 years of their phone numbers, emails and social media accounts in order to enter the EU, the reaction would not be some polite chuckles, eye rolls and a few jokes about EU turning into North Korea. Just saying.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
EU: "Since X no longer does any verification of an account, X needs to call it something other than verification because that term is misleading." Shellenberger: "EU wants to censor who gets verified and who doesn't! EU is in breach of NATO treaty! Civilizational suicide!"
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The memes just write themselves.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The president of America is living the dream. Or living the meme. Either way, this is what the Fifa grift price ceremony reminded me of.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
L’Oréal be like.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Announce something to do with NVIDIA and hope number goes up?
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Ladies and gentlemen. The Occam's MAGA razor.
"WHEN FACED WITH TRUMP CONSTANTLY
SOUNDING AND ACTING LIKE A NARCISSISTIC
PATHOLOGICAL LIAR THAT IS NOT TOO
SMART, THEN ANY AND ALL OTHER
EXPLANATIONS, HOWEVER CONVOLUTED,
ARE LIKELY TO BE TRUE."
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Maybe it is the same people who looked at this chart and decided that getting to and staying at 2% is a foregone conclusion.
Core CPI for the last 5 years
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Could use a clarification on "them" as well.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Simplified diagram of Carvana business model.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I FREELY ADMIT I WAS VERY, VERY DRUNK AT THE TIME
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
More info, if you're Finnish and into weird stuff like 'where the heck does this idiom come from?' kielikello.fi/karvalakkima...
kielikello.fi
Karvalakkimalli
Mistä tulee sana karvalakkimalli? Karvalakkimalli on Kielitoimiston sanakirjan mukaan ’yksinkertainen, halpa malli’. Sävyltään sana ei ole aivan neutraali; sanakirja luonnehtii sitä leikilliseksi.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Did a bit of digging, and it seems that that the origin of fur hat idiom is karvalakkilähetystö. Just a bunch of fur hat wearing men from Lapland, traveling to Helsinki to ask the Ministry of Justice for reparations from losses they suffered when hydroelectric dams were built up north.
The original 'fur coat delegation'
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Some questions are dangerous.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Sorry everyone, you have to be Finnish to understand what a 'fur hat version' is.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I still think it is wild that Twitter is cool with these scammers buying ads for their Elon Musk Crypto Scams. At one point, I was targeted with ads like this one several times a day. It's not like they are hiding that they use Elon's name and likeness to scam people.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Vibes.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Obligatory meme.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Man holding a dangerous assault weapon, namely a partially eaten sandwich. The man is looking eerily happy, probably because he is contemplating assaulting a law enforcement agent with the sandwich.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Watch out, he's armed and dangerous.
Man holding a dangerous assault weapon, namely a partially eaten sandwich.
The man is looking eerily happy, probably because he is contemplating assaulting a law enforcement agent with the sandwich.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Reminder.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
"YOU DON'T GET TO SLACK OFF JUST BECAUSE I HAD THE ROSE GARDEN PAVED OVER."
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It is my duty as a Finn to provide a link to Battle Beast - King For A Day. Because Noora Louhimo has the coolest voice, the video is rather well done with it's 1984 Ingsoc visuals/vibes the lyrics just scream 'today' at you. Did I mention the song is catchy and good? youtu.be/8lKYdrL-AAw?...
youtu.be
BATTLE BEAST - King For A Day (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The Truth Is - And Will Remain - Out There.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
2019 called and said it wants the stock pumping promises of "adding your car to the robotaxi network to earn you $30,000 yearly by next year" back. fortune.com/2025/07/24/e...
fortune.com
Fortune: Tesla's plan for car owners to rent robotaxis
David Sacks AI party, Google's capex, OpenAI's search, Meta's wristband, Nintendo's win, and AI agent insurance in the latest Fortune flagship tech newsletter.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Do they really use rain water? I was under the impression this water used for cooling is treated water and not rain water.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
This is especially talkative of them. I would have expected them to claim that due to operational/national security reasons they are unable confirm or deny if they know these things.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The Navy spokesman also stated that they did not know why they were there, where they were going to (apart from the general direction of 'north'), and more oddly that they do not know where the vessel was coming from.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Finn here. It means they have been in contact with the vessel. It does not imply they've actually boarded the vessel. That statement was made at roughly 19:30 gmt+2 and also stated that the current location of the vessel was then roughly at Kristiinankaupunki (opposite of Sundsvall)
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
What makes you think so?
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Better late than never. What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals" ?
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Amusingly enough, you probably couldn't. Maybe you'd have better luck the other way around The American trucks have become bigger and bigger, but not because they've made the bed bigger.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The acronyms they come up with so Jim Cramer can pump stonks to retail are getting out of hand.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Why this does not really matter: unlike in dot com bubble, the majority of investment decisions are made in a way that totally and willingly ignores all metrics of profitability. Money comes in: buy. With passive investing, high valuation is never going to cause selling. Quite the opposite, in fact.
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Simon Sidespin @ssidespin.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
To everyone who five years ago insisted that feelings are substitutes for facts and everyone has their own truth based on their lived experiences and feelings: Take a good, hard look at President Trump constantly spewing obvious falsehoods and calling people evil for trying to question them.
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