little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Moderate success, 2 pairs of pants (neither are ripped, which is what I was looking for 😞) one pair of sweatpants, and a skirt 5110
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026smh I thought you knew me better than this hmph,,, 110
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026wait,, but if Evil Women don't exist,,, then 🥺 where are you luring me,,,? 🥺🥺🥺 140
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have a couple ball-shaped things near me at all times 🙂↕️🙂↕️ 110
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Happy yearly "time to update one digit in my bio" day 🎉🎉 10161
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Redid it just now, my outcome is still the same, partner outcome changed,,,, 120
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026trimming my followers and huh???? why???? I've never been in New England??? I've never even been in Old England??????? 150
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm just now realising that it's basically this meme, except with a different ending,,,, 121
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026imean it's mostly this, which in the grand scheme of things doesn't really mean anything but like, if the possibility does exist I'd quite like to find out, yknow? 120
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you say anything about my pimple(s?) I'm legally required to scratch your eyes out 591
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh,,, oh Gods,,,, They're all around me,,, that's terrifying,,, 4101
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026like Godsssss this is quite expensive and I don't even know whether they're actually good quality and which one would be the best fit and the best texture and they're all slightly different models and this is just one website I haven't even looked at other websites yet 000
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hhhhhh just seeing the tags and immediately yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneed 020
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if you like me, you should stalk and kidnap and brainwash and rape and kill me about it 3181
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Speaking Dutch to Portsmouth ground control?? 120
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why does he kinda look like the Partij tegen de Burger guy Partij tegen de Burger is a fake political party set up by De Speld, a Dutch satirical newspaper akin to The Onion. The name translates to Party against the Civilian. Here's a poster they sell that says "Together Against You" 110
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"What's the capital of Bangladesh?" "What's a 'bang my dash'?" "..." 030
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026imean I don't make the rules, she's officially considered a princess 010
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026omg omg omg omg omggggggg that's the face of a woman who knows she has lost- no, that's the face of a woman who knows she didn't stand a chance on the first place. she wasn't even playing. there was no game. nothing to win, nothing to lose. she had nothing and still has nothing, only a reality check 071
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026she is confused about herself with a hat and scarf 020
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I remembered that I wrote this and posted it on Tumblr like a year ago and I wanted to bring it back here 210
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Amaura and Venipede? Did you mean Aurorus and Scolipede perchance? Not shaming you if you didn't, they just don't seem to fit in(?) with the rest of the list 120
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Taser rewired and restructured to deliver the shock to the hand grip instead of the two little prongs at the top 091
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026One of those little alarm buttons without batteries 291
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the people have been doing engagement bait so I'll do it too 120
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my friends and family seeing my first and last movie scene 010
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 02/09/2026hmm I wonder why they picked that city to dock in... 110
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 30/08/2026just have the hounds wear full bodysuits with this on it to make them invisible and it'll look just like you're levitating 030
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the website itself also looks so AI generated, the "futuristic" vibe, unnecessary gradients, no actual pictures, bunch of different buttons for no apparent reason 010
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 21/08/2026websites are getting weird these days man, why is there a website (in Russian) making a list of the "best" dating websites in the Netherlands? and why do they have a bluesky account?? and why did they follow me??? 320
little Ms Prey :3 @sshadyjess.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I just felt this pop up above my head and it makes me sad 100