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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1h

So imagine how they'd react to my recent search history of how to make an atom bomb and piss thrust vector math. I'd be locked up for sure.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 3h

Ever since I found out a Hello Fresh is using monkey labor to collect coconut milk, I have never been more excited to do a Hello Fresh sponsorship. Hit me up, I am the only pro monkey slave trade creator on this platform. I will make you so proud you have no idea.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 5h

However, it didn't work. 500 coins suddenly ricocheted at high speed and destroyed my dwarf's windpipe. Even the best surgeons available couldn't operate quick enough to restore the oxygen supply. The cause of death was ruled to be asphyxiation by a legal tender.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 7h

Besides educating Gene on the basics of a Spanish language, Elvis turns out to be a big softy who's as much of a victim to his circumstances as is Gene to his unwanted responsibility.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 9h

Sinking 20 points into Master Doom lets us prestige into Torturer.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 11h

When starting a new game, Rimworld asks you to choose from a selection of three different AI storytellers. These influence the events and the frequency of which they occur as part of your colonies story.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 13h

And more to come. Thank you Sseth. Remember to flood PewDiePie for rrracism. ZedZeentak wishes you all the blessings of the tribunal upon you.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 15h

Might and Magic 7 plays similarly to the previous title, with an extended set of possible races to pick. Such as goblins, dwarves, elves and humans. And new classes.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 17h

It's not impossible, it's all about teamwork. And if you can't make it... skill issue, ratio, KYS immediately.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 19h

Have you ever wanted a fantasy game which realistically simulates air traffic congestion?

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 21h

It's been years since the Outlanders came in and conquered our lands. Everyday since, I've been persecuted for my superior beliefs in culture.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 23h

A big thank you to the many members of the Merchant's Guild, funding these-- *sounds of forced entry by an armed mob*

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Unknowingly, they just paid for their own demise. The century of humiliation was over, as Jackaton turned on their allies. No longer will I be extorted. Each time it's their nephew's birthday. Tegenaanval and Sluwva were too small to resist.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Even worse, some Silicon Valley idiot will improve machine learning and make emergent AI, capable of consciousness and put them in sexbots. So sooner or later they'll ask for universal suffrage, work rights, and form unions against sex bot exploitation.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Originally, we tried to get a custom body pillow of Alex Jones, but sadly the image size wasn't good enough.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not even here in the Sseth household, where I'm forced to use my own patented caffeine pill formula.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's quite similar to the probe minigame from Mass Effect 2. If successful, the game will let you know. Together with a small reward for finding it before anyone else.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Everything you gain is outweighed by everything you lose, namely, the ability to close your eyes, ever again. Without that image burned into your skull.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Look, you're free to hold a negative opinion, just please, do it in the woods.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So it was real fun explaining to the girl that lived there that I have a brain parasite and its name is Anime. She understood and handed over the pillow cover and wished me a swift recovery.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Here is the largest tank in the game, the King Tiger. Notice: standard for vehicles of its time the traditional German ahegao paint job.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You could use guns instead, but unless you've invested skill points into firearms, you might be dead by the time you take a shot.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The attacks will become so brutal, the burden of your power so great that you might even be tempted in your moment of weakness... to eat a fuckton of humble pies. Because in this game the bakeries are owned by Nietzche. And his pastries induce ego death.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Highfleet is self-described as a fleet carrier sim. Programmed entirely inside an ice fishing shack by a single Russian man.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

But no, it's fucking terrible. Holy shit.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So it's important to have a plan, build or idea of what you're doing. Which we did not.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Similarly, she can upgrade her Garen spin to give her Life Leech as well. If she dares to upgrade it again, without reading the description, she'll pay dearly with her life.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Going Strength, unfortunately, puts you at the highest risk group for naming yourself The Black Swordsman and cosplaying as your favorite slice of life anime. If I see you doing this, I'll summon you intentionally, o I can kick you from my world.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I sit here all day, plugged into PoE trade, and I flip shit for hours and hours. I don't even leave my fucking hideout, which is beautiful, by the way.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I did originally consider adding Pyrocynical to the team. But unfortunately, Youtube does not let me feature minors in this video.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

At some point I learned to stop worrying and love Shendao.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Homo Sovieticus. This game's release was met with heavy criticism from Russia.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In fact, Nekopara is a game that any sensible human being would want to hide from other family members. As such, prior to playing, I would highly recommend bolting your door, isolating all sources of sound, and smuggling away as many tissues as you can from the kitchen.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's worth doing the other promotions. If not for the experience alone, than to see what kind of bullshit you have to survive for the other classes. Which include basic cryptography, for which you have to bust out the pen and paper.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

However, take too much damage in a short span of time, and you might permanently loose an arm or a leg.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

But the moment I DARE charge a housewife 120% she will immediately haggle me down to a 110, despite the fact that women have twice the disposable income to spend compared to men. What did they mean by this?

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We help our team, so they can help us rise to the top of the scoreboard.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

But I was genuinely convinced that this game has you play a eunuch. The game seems innocent enough until WHOA WHOA. OH. OH NO! She's got mayonnaise on her face! Oh for fuck sake vanilla, get her a towel or something, don't just stand there!

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Increased productivity at a personal level. Automation of mundane and boring tasks. And supporting creativity with great ideas. But the machines had an even better idea.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Each of their units come with a unique fighting style. Trogodites can spit flam. Infiltrators can... infiltrate other men.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In this game you don't get stronger from fighting, you get stronger by connecting shapes in the right order to activate inner Kung Fu. In my case however, em, I got alcohol immunity.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

His abilities allow him to teleport anywhere on the map and effortlessly become invincible. Because he's the best goddamn character, his Ultimate has no counter, kills everything, and consistently earns me every Play of the Game.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Prior to standardized testing, IQ was measured by a player's build order. Regular humans are capable of long-term decision-making, prioritizing an economy, while others build every single unit dwelling and run out of gold by week two.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Quests are special breeding tasks composed of a gender, a trait, and a level requirement you need to satisfy to turn them in. Kybele needs a level 4 Vulwarg F*ta with a meaty trait, so we run to Lustwood to get our wolf.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Because if you're located in a Land of a Free, Home of a Profits, that's right, the US of A, that's exactly what your ISP is doing right now.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A good example of just how intricate Arcanum's dialogue can be is booking a ticket for the railways.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My fortress was a place of culture and learning. Of drunken revelry and international diplomatic renown.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

From there, we question the patient, investigate their surroundings, and get secondhand information from friends and family. And if they don't have any of those, we ask the homeless.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There's also not much dialogue in this game, except for Deru. Deru never stops talking, and she will begin her monologue in the middle of a fight. For this reason I always recommend putting Deru in your party, because it's very entertaining to get wiped by a dialogue box.

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