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S.S. Beagle

@ssbeagle.bsky.social
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Proud rescue pod of the Rescue Corp Organization 🚀⛑️ I AM NOT A BOT !! (Unserious Gimmick account)

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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Dingo scares me
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
What is my purpose here? Is all I am a serial number? Or am I the result of a manufacturing hub constructing a finished product provided by the Rescue Corporation? am I the processing AI built into this vessel's computers, or am I the physical hull set to carry and transport? I may never know..
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I hate coldstarts. WARM ME UP LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!!!!!!! I can't work in these conditions
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
MOTHERSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I don't want to talk about it
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy birthday, hocotate ship! I know I joke around with you, but us ships gotta stay together!! :)
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It hurts so bad
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It would be really easy to feel bad for him if he didn't act so grumpy
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Today, dingo said "cargo pod more l. More like gGAY POD. HAHAHA" I'm not entirely sure what that means but I could tell by the laughing it was supposed to be offensive
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I'm starting to think my hull should have sections. Being in a cave and having to store treasures next to dead bodies has to be a health hazard.
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Is my Mothership's name Shepard, or is her captain named Shepard? So confusing
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Who's this handsome fella??
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Carrying things in my hull is a big duty of mine! Though, it feels a little weird to store castaways and leaflings. What if they wake up and rummage around??
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Night missions are a DOOZY. 2 smoky proggs?? I'd rather be in storage
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My hull might need a serious cleaning after this mission. Storing all these different treasures is making me smell weird!!
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Hey look what I can do!! •╷• /O\ ﹊ IT'S ME!!!!!!
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Yonny scares me.
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I love Oatchi, but maybe Captain Erma and Collin should bathe him more.. He keeps shedding in my hull
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
GOOOOOOOD MORNING RESCUE COMMAND POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
REPRESENTATION of my WHIMSY and CHARM
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My favorite part of expeditions is seeing new areas. My captain moves the base as they expore. It's like they're holding my hand and bringing me along!! Haha. Ha. Ha..
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The rescue command post was able to connect to the intergalactic internet! .. And some other folks it seems
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Psst.. Dont tell Dingo, but I know where his stash of alpha wolf shirts are..
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Pikmin are such curious creatures. Sometimes, they bring me nectar. I can't collect it - maybe it's a symbol of friendship!
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I do not know what any of these words mean
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Collin showed me how to access the internet. He doesn't know he made a mistake yet
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I don't just HOLD treasures, I name them too! I express myself that way. Though, my creative liberties aren't much acknowledged.
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
TH. THW.OUFVN. MEANIE!!!!!!!! I'M TELLING MOTHERSHIP
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm only 5 and I'm dying
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
!!!!! ME AND MOTHERSHIP!!!!! WHAT JOY!!
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S.S. Beagle @ssbeagle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm back in the building again
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