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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

fully caught up on love island. yes, I am better than you.

sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Now that Mamdani has won do you think they’ll stop asking him stupid questions like if he’ll get lunch with Emperor Zurg

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

been on a wellness shot kick recently. to the point where I’ll have one at any time of the day. 10 years in LA and they finally got me gal

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

I feel like if I tried really hard I could do a good Hank Hill impression but I’m too much of a coward to fail that I won’t even try, not even in the safety of my own home away from judgement

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

military parade for a draft dodger right… right… how those bone spurs treating ya donny?

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

FUCK ICE. FUCK ICE. FUCK ICE.

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

can’t wait for Elon to be like, “when I said I love you I didn’t mean it” and Donald will be like, “take that back bitch,” and Elon will be like, “no and also my friends never liked you,” and Donald will be like, “you don’t have any friends.” I love a public breakup 😈

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

first day of pride and I haven’t met my wife so I think it’s over for me

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

jumped on my mini trampoline for too long and now I can’t walk is this what happens in your late 20’s

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

has your ass ever been so juicy that it physically shifts the positioning of the tectonic plates

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

the easter bunny can’t hide eggs this year because they’re so expensive and somehow trans people being in the military are responsible and somehow that is relevant to the price of eggs

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

thinking about Luigi when am I not free my boy

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

really thought all the hullabaloo around emelia perez being bad was just “let’s shit on this new thing” talk but WOOF to be made? no, to be APPROVED to be made? yikes-a-roni to be nominated?? egads. to not cast ME in this future camp cult classic? a TRAVESTY.

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Had a dream where I was decorating for Valentine’s Day. Cannot wait to turn my dreams into reality.

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times Why don’t you like me

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

“you can’t get violent because they’ll declare martial law” no ur so right diva. let’s sign another petition that they’ll totally definitely read!! how could they not, there’s so many signatures!! that will really show em were not gonna stand for it!!

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

They just raised my rent again. Who do they think I am? A financially stable person who doesn’t cry?

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Fellas I’M the alpha. I’m ALSO the omega. I have a god complex.

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

At this point, why do we even care about the Oscar’s. Why do we subject ourselves to these award shows “A Duck Walked Up To The Lemonade Stand” was never nominated for best comedy/musical so you know they have no merit

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

And Carrie Underwood? You can catch these motherfucking hands too. TRUST.

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

what do you think he’s gonna wear for the inauguration tomorrow? do you think he has it laid out on his bed like a fucking loser?

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

thank you?? you want me to thank that man for his “efforts” to save tiktok?? how about EAT SHIT and literally CATAPULT yourself into the fucking SUN you FREAK

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

mad, sad, and overall… bad just a few emotions from my twisted mind this morning

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

today is a win for data everywhere !! my data feels safer than ever !! thank god no other app steals your data !!

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Feel like shit. Just want her (tok) back.

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Just remembered the inauguration is happening so everyone feel free to drop a fucking anvil from 40 feet in the air onto my delicate skull the next time you see me so I don’t have to experience that

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I lied to you all when I said I don’t read I do read when I get my windshield replaced but that’s it

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

they don’t want to raise the minimum wage because they don’t want us to be any closer to them than we are right now they don’t want poor people to succeed in ANY way. even if that means we work 4 jobs/can’t pay our rent/buy groceries they like us in the dirt. they don’t want to get dirty.

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I’m usbc-ing you later, right 😏 I just got a new phone that needs a usbc cable Does this joke resonate with you

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Hey so Pamela Anderson absolutely destroyed me with her performance in the last showgirl because I’ve been searching for a film to give me the feeling that she gave me and she did it so flawlessly and also so grittily (is that a word) that it ruined me AND WHAT, UR MAD ABOUT IT!???

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Texting stop to unsubscribe from messages feels so emotional “STOP” is too aggressive “Stop” is too uninvolved I prefer to text “stop…” as though we’re two lovers who can no longer continue their toxic ways, but it pains us just the same

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Diva, with MY stylus? Anything is possible *tongue pop*

Diva holding a slay stylus, peacock in background

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I’ve eaten so many scrambled eggs today that I’m scared to tell you the number for fear you’ll turn on me

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

the worst thing about rednote is that it won’t let me in !! LET ME IN !!!! I’m nice please I swear it !!!!!

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

no one is talking about this !?

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

if the USA cloned my coworker Trevor a bunch of times and made him in charge of the government I think we’d be okay as a nation I know you guys don’t know Trevor but he’s a stand up guy you’ve gotta believe me

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

when it’s all said and done at the end of the day, it is what it is, and when it really comes down to it you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, so shoot for the moon and even if you miss you’ll land among the stars, because if you teach a man to fish he’ll always and I’ve always said that

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

diva I’m reading ur tarot cards and it says that the department of education is being shut down by the most uneducated person on the planet also pulled the tower and the devil 😬

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sriracha @ssarahcha.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

oh god a text based platform, I’m SCREWED

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