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Steven Saltman

@ssaltman.bsky.social
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Can tie a one handed bowline. Formerly of the East Coast. booksandstuff.s3.us-east-1.amazonaw…

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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ran a few miles in perfect New England fall weather.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
HAS FIRST CONTACT HAPPENED? www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUjP7pgr/
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The habitable zone exoplanet visualizer is linked in my bio. All the data is from NASA’s exoplanet archive. References on my web page. #exoplanets #firstcontact #astronomy #science #sciencefiction
TikTok video by Books by Steven Saltman
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
THE FRUIT SCALE FOR TUMOR SIZE ssaltman.substack.com/p/the-origin...
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The Origins of The Fruit Scale for Tumor Size
Excerpt from Kcuf Recnac: Diagnosis + 6 Days
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Goal: use 'risible' and 'pejorative' in romance dialogue.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How does an air fryer work? I mean, seriously, what the fuck?
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Will property insurance companies be prevented from charging more for pets? Because that’s the reason landlords charge for pets.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When is a penis not a penis?
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I use the word "copse" unironically in my YA sci-fi thriller (with romance elements). Just sayin'.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Today I got my very first query reply that wasn’t a form rejection. I had stopped querying with any seriousness, just sending some every few weeks as a chore, like cleaning my bathroom. I worry about the agent. Should I have police do a wellness check?
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is some awesome portraiture.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I don’t even get spam DMs.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
WTF Wordle?
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ashes ashes we all fall down.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
30? Rookie numbers. I’m well into 3 digits. My goal is five figures. Set the bar high. Will I live that long?
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Meg II is easily in top 10 worst movies I’ve ever seen. A solid argument for drinking while watching movies.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ssaltman.substack.com/p/the-suicid...
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The Suicide App
Or How I Dealt With Depression
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Agents don’t exist.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I like science trivia, but this one isn’t correct. Yellow doesn’t really sit near the middle of the visible spectrum. Yellow highlighters don’t photocooy on b&w copiers. That’s why they are more common. This is unrelated to colorblindness.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
6 of crows
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I am writing my next book’s next book. It’s books all the way down.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My 90 year old mom, gentle people.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You’re getting reviews?
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Good? 10,000. Normal? 0-10,000.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Language that is not digitized cannot be understood or translated by AI.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
In Sesotho one says “it’s raining cows and people” to indicate a strong downpour. Here, we say “it’s raining cats and dogs.” I tested it and Claude does not know that idiom. So the AI check works in that case. Interesting.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Romance isn’t 10x sci-fi and all the others? Or maybe I’m out of it. Idk.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Do you mean a culturally specific reference? Like not shaking hands across a doorway is bad luck or rude (Eastern Europe)? These may not “translate” but substitutes can be found. Words and phrases can always be translated by a competent translator.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I can play video games all night if I want.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Burn, baby, burn
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
In my peace corps cohort (Southern Africa), our diets changed dramatically, lots of carbs, lots of walking. After a year, the men lost weight, the women gained weight (or so it appeared).
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I liked present tense. I mean, I will like present tense. Oh, bother.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You say this like it’s a bad thing.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I wrote a thing. ssaltman.substack.com/p/birth-of-a...
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Birth Of An Orphan
The bus ride was never-ending.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
U.S. was A.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh, my sweet child.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Our democracy ended when he pardoned the J6ers.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’m am bummed that even if my books were widely promulgated, no humans will be around in a few centuries to enjoy them. Nevertheless, I will write until they take my pen from my cold, dead hands and dissect me for science.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You heard?
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This will have no effect.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Thought this was an Onion article.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It should have been “Some Towers”
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The only thing you said wrong is that meteorologists expect it to be the worst of this century.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It’s been gone since the j6 pardons.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It does not.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I beg to differ.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Boy I look weird when I run.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Somewhere on earth the largest Black Widow spider is feeding her young. She doesn’t know she’s the largest.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My goto answer was, “yes, now get in the car.”
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We did.
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Steven Saltman @ssaltman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
What would calling the switchboard actually do?
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