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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Walmart shoppers shall henceforth be know as Walmartians

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

the next cup of coffee won't fix me but the one after that can't miss

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I used to think "goblincore" meant like, green abs

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

every day, when you wake up, ask yourself: "am I the bog, or the monster?"

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

it's my dream to one day record a cover of Sail as the Swedish Chef

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Does Florida count as part of the Backrooms? Time sensitive question...

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

consider: Schrödinger's check engine light

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

another day happily unspotted by the cassowary

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

an enchilada without it's tortilla is missing important corntext

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I am slowly recovering from a nap just now and genuinely thought "gotta go for a lil horse run" instead of "I need to go the store".

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Dave Mustain's fursona: Dave Mewstain

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I need someone to validate my existence, and my opinion, and my parking

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

weebles wobble but they don't pay taxes

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

wishing everyone a Blight Christmas

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

it's that time of year again: don't forget to loompa your oompas

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

new gardening book: "how to win ferns and influance peonies"

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

gonna adopt 10000 bog spiders

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

the squak is coming from inside the house

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

and I said "hey! what's goin' nyan!?"

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

holiday idea: belabor day, a day where we all talk endlessly about nothing

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

enhance your live streaming with live screaming today

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

still haven't emotionally recovered from the time a hardware store clerk told me "you look like you need a chainsaw"

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

frozen french fries are potato popsicles

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

"Do cops not understand... ?" Correct. Regardless, that sucks...

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Snoodles. Inspired by @kultofmany.bsky.social's various sneks and snertlings #kultofdoodles

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

tumble drying my running shoes as Cthulhu intended

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I think they should replace CAPTCHA with CRYPTID. Like, you have to evade a chupacbra for five minutes to log in.

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

If I were a pigeon, I'd eat rice until I exploded

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I've never had a valentine on valentine's day. On the other hand I've never been attacked by a groundhog on groundhog's day so I think it balances out.

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

may your bats flutter whimsically and your toads croak with ominous portent

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I would be an awful shibari practitioner. I'd be whistling the A-Team theme song the whole time...

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

cats: begging for bites of my dinner me: "Ah, you wish for the delish for your squish"

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

would the various forms of dere hold out thier rings and summon Captain Dere? or is it more like a Voltron thing?

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I like chicks that wear Ambercorbie and Finch

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Be rentless in your chatter, -Book of Birb

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Srand Event @srand-event.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

the honking is coming from inside the tent

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