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Steve Roberts

@sr113.bsky.social
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Autistic weirdo who knows stuff

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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would totally tackle that.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Google will stop at nothing to be known as The Wrong Machine.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
America's 10 year MOU with Israel expires in 35 days. Get ready for the renegotiation shit show.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The straight of Hair Mousse
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Phoenix radio died when you left KFYI.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
But I just taped my malware code over it. I'm REALLY looking forward to having access to your phone.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We tried to get 42nd renamed Douglas Adams Ave that year, and the city council shot it down on the grounds that you can only rename one street per year, meaning they had already given the green light to renaming 39th before they even had a vote.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Even if you don't consider yourself a Christian, you can still pray for Trump. Psalm 109:8
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Cancelled Paramount+ and the app no longer works. For some reason, I can still watch if I open the shows through the Prime app, so I'm still up to date on The Daily Show, Colbert, etc. Also, had a Starz free trial from almost a decade ago that I never signed up for, and I watch that free, too. YMMV
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Haven't seen a good goatse in a while. Bravo.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I thought you liked to curl up *under* the table? Did you give up cubbyholes for Lent?
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You can't say Trump isn't a job creator if your dream job is Bounty Hunter for The Hague.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The student's mom is a lawyer for Moms For Liberty. This was a setup.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Boycotts are nice, but buying small stuff and returning it CONSTANTLY can bring a company to its knees.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Dipshit in the thicket.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Want one of ours?
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
What the exchange rate to convert a Pedo to a Loonie?
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
My hazelnut farm is just outside of Portland, and we're in the middle of harvest. Couldn't ask for better weather.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Don't be surprised if every Star Wars movie and show from this point forward is just painting Darth Vader in a really positively light. #FuckDisney
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
It would be great if they got back together.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
It's tattooed on his hand. I've seen the picture.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Forget the guns. Give him nukes!
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
But we could use a breath of fresh air (sorry, I couldn't resist).
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Biscuit Basin in Yellowstone is seriously in need of extra patrols. Make sure they are carrying the heaviest weapon they can hold, and extra ammo in a fully loaded backpack.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I knew putting RFK jr in charge was going to cause problems, but this is yikes.
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Steve Roberts @sr113.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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