Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Personalised media is about as interesting on a social level as people telling you in detail about a dream they had. 132
Reposted by Ian ScoogzSara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026ADHDers will definitely get round to complaining to Channel 4 at some point 511165204
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My low stakes conspiracy is that somewhere in the Government there is a policy that says "never Reading". 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Building a safe and tolerant society shouldn't mean that any romantic approach is inherently immoral. It should be giving the recipient the safety net of telling someone to fuck off without it becoming a problem. 021
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 08/04/2026media.tenor.coma group of knights with crosses on their robes are walkingALT: a group of knights with crosses on their robes are walking 000
Reposted by Ian ScoogzIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/03/2026Like maybe this is true. But it's also true of heroin 36938150
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 03/03/2026"Admitted". I have a lot of time and respect for Harrence, but he's not even top three United Premier League centre backs. 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Gets it's own National Year, uses AI images. That's why it'll never get City status. #NicheJoke 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 31/12/2025youtu.be/6oqXVx3sBOk?...youtu.beBlur - Coffee And TV (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Blur 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 31/12/2025youtu.be/gLCduDJVksc?...youtu.beDirty Vegas - Days Go By (Official Video)YouTube video by DirtyVegasVEVO 010
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 30/12/2025So bored of watching Manchester United look like they could play all week and never score a goal. 000
Reposted by Ian ScoogzJack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 15/09/2025What would Orwell think about a huge face on a gigantic screen telling a crowd of people they should wage war on foreigners and dissidents? No way of knowing, I guess. 312524573
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 17/08/2025This is much better on the eye. But watching Casemiro chasing back as if running through mud isn't getting any more fun. 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 10/08/2025North: Oslo, Norway East: Auckland, NZ South: Queenstown, NZ West: Easter Island (not counting a layover in LA) 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 06/07/2025It's 2025. Why is most hold music a) still shit, and b) sound like it's coming through a badly tuned fm radio? 000
Reposted by Ian ScoogzIan Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 23/05/2025From the schadenfreude producers who brought you Fyre Festival it's the 0163
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Perennial question: what is it about being a British government that turns seemingly intelligent human beings into frothing lunatics? 010
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 24/04/2025The BBC's 'How to Win the Champion's League' very much omits "Have a perfectly good goal against you ruled out for offside." 100
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 03/04/2025The most militarised country ever, one that worships the frontier spirit, the way of the gun, is just kind of sat there watching a senile fuckwit destroy the world and doing... Nothing? 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Who do we reckon is going to have the most awful life story: Barron or X? 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I just feel really sorry for Bruno Fernandes. He doesn't deserve this. 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Feels like a logical consideration here. The simplest response to lots of competing and confusing demands is to want it all to go away because it is making your brain hurt. 010
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 21/01/2025If it looks like a milkshake duck, walks like a milkshake duck and quacks like a milkshake duck... 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Batman Returns. Criminal wannabe politician and the evil rich guy behind him, ultimately undone by getting caught saying bad shit about voters. Pure fantasy. 010
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I give it 6 months before Amorim has gone completely grey. 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I feel like I would be an excellent guest on Off Menu, apart from the fact no one on the world gives a fuck what I have to say. 010
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Made the mistake of clicking into the comments on an Insta story about the potential for the new Bond actor not to be white... 100
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Weird paranoia alert - was just on Twitter on my laptop, and the camera light kept coming on... 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 13/11/2024How much efficiency will be gained by outsourcing everything to Tesla, SpaceX and Starlink? 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Clout-chasing by bagging on your own club's young prospects is the most fucking weird flex. Especially if you claim to be a United fan. 000
Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Really need [sensible] football twitter to start moving this way ASAP. 020