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Ian Scoogz

@squizzla.bsky.social
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Food, football and general despair at all this.

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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Personalised media is about as interesting on a social level as people telling you in detail about a dream they had.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ADHDers will definitely get round to complaining to Channel 4 at some point
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My low stakes conspiracy is that somewhere in the Government there is a policy that says "never Reading".
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
How your email finds me
Enzo Fernandez doing Enzo Fernandez things.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#FreeKobbie
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Reality is a hack writer.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Building a safe and tolerant society shouldn't mean that any romantic approach is inherently immoral. It should be giving the recipient the safety net of telling someone to fuck off without it becoming a problem.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a group of knights with crosses on their robes are walking
ALT: a group of knights with crosses on their robes are walking
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/03/2026
Like maybe this is true. But it's also true of heroin
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"Admitted". I have a lot of time and respect for Harrence, but he's not even top three United Premier League centre backs.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
In the words of @edzitron.com ; Is this good?
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Gets it's own National Year, uses AI images. That's why it'll never get City status. #NicheJoke
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
youtu.be/6oqXVx3sBOk?...
youtu.be
Blur - Coffee And TV (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Blur
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
youtu.be/gLCduDJVksc?...
youtu.be
Dirty Vegas - Days Go By (Official Video)
YouTube video by DirtyVegasVEVO
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
So bored of watching Manchester United look like they could play all week and never score a goal.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Can't lose 3-0 this time.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It's always the ones you most suspect...
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
They all stand together.
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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
What would Orwell think about a huge face on a gigantic screen telling a crowd of people they should wage war on foreigners and dissidents? No way of knowing, I guess.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
This is much better on the eye. But watching Casemiro chasing back as if running through mud isn't getting any more fun.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
North: Oslo, Norway East: Auckland, NZ South: Queenstown, NZ West: Easter Island (not counting a layover in LA)
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
OJ wasn't driving.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
This 2010 book on myths of Psychology aged well...
Excerpt from book on Psychology: "few qualities are more prized in American society than intelligence"
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
It's 2025. Why is most hold music a) still shit, and b) sound like it's coming through a badly tuned fm radio?
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
From the schadenfreude producers who brought you Fyre Festival it's the
Thieving Bankrupt Glasto Yurtel a la TMNT logo
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Perennial question: what is it about being a British government that turns seemingly intelligent human beings into frothing lunatics?
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
El Crappicooooooo.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The BBC's 'How to Win the Champion's League' very much omits "Have a perfectly good goal against you ruled out for offside."
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Football is a ridiculous game.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The most militarised country ever, one that worships the frontier spirit, the way of the gun, is just kind of sat there watching a senile fuckwit destroy the world and doing... Nothing?
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Wonked off his gourd.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Who do we reckon is going to have the most awful life story: Barron or X?
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
James Acaster not loving life...
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Well bum.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I just feel really sorry for Bruno Fernandes. He doesn't deserve this.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Feels like a logical consideration here. The simplest response to lots of competing and confusing demands is to want it all to go away because it is making your brain hurt.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If it looks like a milkshake duck, walks like a milkshake duck and quacks like a milkshake duck...
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Batman Returns. Criminal wannabe politician and the evil rich guy behind him, ultimately undone by getting caught saying bad shit about voters. Pure fantasy.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I give it 6 months before Amorim has gone completely grey.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I feel like I would be an excellent guest on Off Menu, apart from the fact no one on the world gives a fuck what I have to say.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Made the mistake of clicking into the comments on an Insta story about the potential for the new Bond actor not to be white...
Toy Story based meme of Buzz Lightyear commenting on the ubiquitous nature of racists.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Weird paranoia alert - was just on Twitter on my laptop, and the camera light kept coming on...
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
How much efficiency will be gained by outsourcing everything to Tesla, SpaceX and Starlink?
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Clout-chasing by bagging on your own club's young prospects is the most fucking weird flex. Especially if you claim to be a United fan.
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Ian Scoogz @squizzla.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Really need [sensible] football twitter to start moving this way ASAP.
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