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@squishyho.bsky.social
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Don't add me if I don't know you/of you please, or you will be blocked. I'm literally just a little guy on the internet. It's an instablock. I am Squishy. Geek, they/them, anxious mess, ND, SJW/social justice whatever, pun-liker, polyamourous, queer

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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 1h
When I tell you, that I was afraid to see what was hidden in those posts
Series of 3 posts by Solomon @solomonrmissouri. First post says "let me tell you something" with the number 1/6, indicating more posts to follow. The second post says "it be like that sometimes" 5/6. Third post says "sometimes you gotta get in there and let a queen talk to a king" 6/6. In-between the first and second post, the mention "View thread" is seen.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The basil plants in my garden are PRODUCING this year. I found 5 leaves, each of a different plant, for my supper on Monday
Picture of three basil leaves on a cutting board. Each leaf is about 3 inches tall and two inches wide. The left hand of an adult white person rests next to the leftmost basil leaf, as a size comparison.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Black and white sticker saying "bigfoot is real and I helped him commit tax fraud". There's a silhouette of a furry, two-legged beast next to the sentence.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
this cat is a gremlin but i love him a lot
picture of a cat in his carrier. he is a black cat, he's laying on his left side, and his head and one of his paws are positioned as to be peaking out of the black and gray carrier bag. his head rests against a white-ish towel laying down on the opened side of the carrier bag. he looks like he is sleeping soundly, with a ray of sunshine beaming on his face.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
that said look at the pickles i made
two jars of pickles. you can see the pickles cut into quarters floating in a green-ish liquid, some fresh dill floating next to the pickles. Also some garlic cut into large pieces.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
What would be your take on this, mox?
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
That looks delicious. I would like a piece. I offer a piece of this one in exchange
Picture of a plate with four slices of pizza. There's crust, tomato pizza sauce, some slices of pepperoni can be seen underneath the cheese and other toppings (sliced mushrooms, sliced palm hearts, sliced shallots). There is also some herbs (oregano, basil) that can be seen amongst the toppings.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I share a picture of my cat as a tax
Picture of a cardboard box in which a black cat is laying down, sleeping, facing away from the camera. The box is used as a framing device, the cat being the center of the picture. The curled up paws of the cat can be seen near his body, implying he is sleeping curled up on himself. The cat is facing a glass door (captioner's note: he likes to sit in the box to watch the birds and other fauna from that spot)
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don't know you enough for kind words, but here's a snoozing kitty
Picture of a black cat laid down on a grey couch. He's laying in his side and his eyes are closed; he is asleep and cozy
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
He's a shithead but I love him
Picture of a black cat sleeping in a round cat bed. The cat is curled up and his eyes are closed; he looks extra cozy.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It's the exact reason why I got this tattooed on my forearm.
Watercolour tattoo on a forearm that reads "Queer joy is praxis". There's a bee on the left side and a beetle on the right side. The bee has purple, yellow, black and white colours; the beetle has blue, pink and purple colours. Throughout the tattoo, there are splashes of yellow, orange, blue and purple.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Same but cat. Like, why would I work when cat?
Black cat laying down on the floor on his right side, eyes closed, paws stretched. He looks calm and cozy.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
The boy doesn't have a chip. He was very good at the vet and while doing some shopping for a litter box and food stuff. We enquired for the price for health check and getting him fixed. If he has a home, at least he'll go back fixed.
Black cat laying down on his side and playing with with a cat toy hanging on a string
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
We might've been adopted by a cute little guy. He just showed up at our day, and since it's wet and cold outside, we preferred keeping him and going to get him scanned tomorrow instead of letting him go back out. Little dude is C O Z Y. Also, I'm slightly jealous he's after @damerekat.bsky.social
Black cat with eyes closed lounged halfway across my partner's hip, looking Very sleepy and cozy against the fuzzy blanket
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I have received my @softnotweak.bsky.social Froggo plush and it's AMAZING!!! 12/10 would pink their cheeks again
Front picture of the Frog friend from Spirit Swap: Lodi Beats to Match-3 to. It rests on a wooden table; it is colourful and pink and smiling. Back picture of the Frog friend from Spirit Swap: Lofi beats to Match-3 to. Frog friend is pink and colourful and has a very rotund butt.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I don't know if it's technically a different plant or if it's just an offshoot of the first one, but yeah: also a bud.
Closeup picture of a houseplant in an office setting. The focus is on the one bud in the middle of the dark green stems; the bud is light-green in colour and has an elongated shape. A couple of the leaves of the plant can be seen at the edge of the picture. A dark green watering can can be seen out of focus behind the plant, not to be confused with said plant. The photograph unfortunately doesn't remember what species of plant this is.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Those two other buds are on THE SAME PLANT.
Close-up picture of a houseplant in an office setting. The focus is on the two, long buds hidden in the middle of the plant. The colour is light-green in contrast with the leaves and stems surrounding it, who are dark green. The leaves also have that light-green in them, but the edges of the leaves are dark green. The photograph unfortunately doesn't remember what species of plant this is.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Like, look at this horny fucker
Closeup picture of a green houseplant in an office setting showing its flower. There's a long, yellow stem surrounded by a yellow-green wrapping in the middle of the picture. Around and behind it, the big dark-and-light green leaves are shown. The dark green is lining the edges of the leaves, and also starts from the stem in the middle and goes outward towards the edges at intervals. The photograph unfortunately does not remember what species of plant this is.
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SquishyHo (they/them) read bio before you add me @squishyho.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I'm someone who cannot deal with second-hand embarrassment, but puns and wordplays and bad jokes make me cackle so hard; the more it makes me groan, the better they are. This perspective about them makes me happy.
Screenshot of a still in a video essay from The Leftist Cooks called "You're wrong about dunking". Still shows Neil, a non-binary person with short pink poofy hair and a short beard and mustache and wearing a yellow patterned button-up shirt, standing in front of a river. There's a caption at the bottom of the image that reads "But with bad jokes and bad songs, binds are forged in the communal act of cringe."
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