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Squirtle

@squirtle.bsky.social
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just a friendly neighborhood squirtle aspiring to be a blastoise

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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
hi rissa
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
gm
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
ITS SQUIRTLE SUNDAY
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
random short popped up explaining it
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
wow
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
did someone say squirt gun
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
turns out my grip wasn’t as wide as it should be on the bench press. embarrassing. well that fixes things quite a bit now.
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
shout out to the real ones who gave me an invite code last year
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
follow me
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
wow fuck you
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
hello gabe of bluesky
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
im here
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
at this point x dot com the everything app is an e/acc containment zone
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
TPOT GOVERNMENT IS REAL JUST WAIT AND SEE -guy who does too much lsd
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
gay
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
OH FUCK
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
maybe i should make ANOTHER account on x dot com the everything app
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i feel like i can be more genuine here, but not because there’s no payment incentive for me, perhaps it’s the vibe from lack thereof if that makes sense. feels kinda like when i first got on twitter. maybe it’s because im also a lowbie on here. just a thought. much to think about…
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
sex tape at 500 followers
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i am samantha
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
BRB
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
it’s happening
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
HORRAY!!! FINALLY we can incentivize SLOP POSTING and ENGAGEMENT BAIT, things that make the website BETTER!!!
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
excellent…
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
WOW that SUCKS!!!
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
can i make money on bluesky
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
oh herro anon wercome to brueskai!!!
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
whiteoid got mogged so hard by genius korean prof it broke his brain
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
greetings
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
SLEEPER AWAKENED AND REPORTING FOR DUTY
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
fup suckers
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
it's squirtle sunday
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
NOT YET!
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
you know why im here
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 24/04/2023
it's squirtle sunday
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
if i dox my living location that means i indirectly dox @heron.bsky.social
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
wonder who's living room that is
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 17/04/2023
r u here mr gon
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 17/04/2023
ITS SQUIRTLE SUNDAY
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 17/04/2023
just went to the first tpob meetup in sf was hella vibes 10/10
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
HE JUST LIKE ME FR
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
i just found out roon's name is based off the hit song daroon sandstorm
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
of course
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
giving me image board vibes
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
i paid $8 for an invite code
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
blow me
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Squirtle @squirtle.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
WE ARE SO BACK
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