personal hcs... though none of them are set in stone and i like to mix it Up
🔞 squipdicks 🔞
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you can call me nudel 😗 26 . he/him . trans . male . addicted to mens tits 😔✌️ nsfw art/rt account of squipdop
![low quality meme image of a foggy street with cryptid like extremely tall figures walking around, with the original caption badly edited to now read, (with the edits in [] for clarity) "EVRYBODY [SIZE QUEEN] TILL THE [abrams] start [fisting]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c2zlflr6er3k66gymtum5wst/bafkreih2nzl6uthcqdjyexsucpaapp2rdup6tbegwm2srrrwn3pun63xcu)
![three panel doodle comic of lady geist and the doorman from deadlock. the speech bubbles are lifted from a tumblr post. panel 1: lady geist leaning forward seductively, dangling a car key in front of her, saying: [tumblr post by oliviawebsite, written entirely in pink] "Oh you are sooo good at taking **mommy's luggage**. You are so cute in your little **bellhop suit**, carrying my bags even though I filled them with **cinderblocks** and it probably hurts to carry them :) Now if you respond to the **ringing of my bell** promptly and **eagerly** and park mommy's BMW safely, she might just give you a **nice tip** <3 *#bellhop #bellhopfantasy #thedarkhotel*"
panel 2: the doorman, shirtless and with a collar on, looking annoyed, responding with: [tumblr post by thepleasuregoblin] "okay okay time out, peanut butter, time out just for a second. *Pinching the bridge of my nose in consternation,* Mommy how many times have I explained that bellhops don't park cars, that's valets."
panel 3: the doormans speechbubble from above continues, reading: "It's fine it's fine it just kinda takes me out of the fantasy you know", with lady geist looking on with a blank expression, the car key dropped, saying "..."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c2zlflr6er3k66gymtum5wst/bafkreiarthz2wealc5jepipn6py7njgxudjaqztbdrwcfmilxfomp3ihpm)
![digital illustration of engineer and scout from team fortress 2. theyre both naked, although engie is still wearing his helmet, goggles and glove. he is smiling, standing on a pedestal, scout is kneeling at his feet and looking up at him with a bright expression. theyre surrounded by a "dream cloud" kinda thing, and under it is a caption reading "Let me get this straight... This is [italicized] your [/end italicized] dream and I'm [italicized] your [/end italicized] fantasy man?!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c2zlflr6er3k66gymtum5wst/bafkreic4zjjudbk4pchbs7f2chrrbecjqhb3ffnoaixjxufcxjczhazhc4)
