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Luckless Pedestrian

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I block people. Don't take it personally.

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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 50m
you're not supposed to let the cat INTO the bag!
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 51m
you can probably get the rights for the Viagra roll-out musical for cheap
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 22h
Nobody ever taught him the proper way to do the Heimlich Maneuver??
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 23h
the first of six adventures he has planned. well good luck with that.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apologize To The Carrrr youtu.be/MdR7ahvPP-E?...
youtu.be
Kids In The Hall, Apologize to the car
YouTube video by Wayne LaPlante
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
prosthetics that he apparently bullied the shit out of the hair/makeup crew about, from what I hear.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have shit living in my fridge smarter than him.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He made a movie I enjoyed...in 1996. 30 years ago.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You might think "Byer’s body is interred in a lead-lined coffin" because it's so radioactive would be a warning to most people.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the reason they have 2 horses as their logo is one horse's ass isn't enough to describe them or as another (union) co-worker used to describe them, "the only other animal that sleeps standing up."
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Park Slope's Big Pumpkin is expected to appear next week (8th Av & Union)
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's like alex jones...you look at his picture & think "he's only in his 50's??"
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's wanted to for decades.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm surprised he hasn't issued an executive order to drop the B.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Death penalty advocates are bloodthirsty soulless ghouls. This country has no problem with warehousing somebody in a prison for the rest of their entire life. But blood-lusting fake Christians demand vengeance.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump's been in office 619 days of his second term and still blaming Biden for shit.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dude has the charisma of a week-old bagel
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
did he not just say "no weirdos"?
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just get oil change reminders for some dude in Tennessee. Also, he owes his residential pest control company money.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I hereby rename "Diet Coke" "Trump Diet Coke!"
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all I ask for is a phone that knows I didn't try to type "duck"
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The stupid people are supposed to stay in the House. And yet we have Schmitt & Tuberville & Fetterman in the Senate. Plus the Weekend-At-Bernies guy. Is it any wonder nobody likes or trusts the legislators now?
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
such bullshit. trump looks at greenland on a map and thinks "waterfront property!" That's how stupid he is.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget this dipshit.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lead a dipshit life & photos of you looking like a dipshit are going to be taken.
Kash. A Dipshit.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
400 people? there are more people circling my local costco parking lot looking for parking.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe he's going to resign.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can't walk a straight line even for 10 yards. Doesn't return the salute from the airmen standing at the bottom of the stairs.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MY groceries are up about 30% across all categories.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I endorse this idea. Also, all political ads should be distributed solely on Viewmaster discs.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did he really say that, or is DHS lying (again)? Were the ICE agents wearing their body cameras? (I doubt it)
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How to Lose Your Charter: A Guide for Dummies
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't think they do a full re-sodding (like Bryant Park does every year after their "winter festival") -- more like over-seeding.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like it's rained every GC weekend for like 10 years in a row.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Saudi money was very much in doubt long before the war started tbh. It was $200m over 8 seasons. Less than 6% of the met's annual budget. Pocket change. The war was a convenient excuse to pull a hugely unpopular deal.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think we should have a wave of things being renamed Trump. Sewage treatment plants, garbage transfer stations, hazardous waste storage facilities, etc.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would start every sentence with "I read somewhere, I think in the New York Post, that..."
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
these people have NO clue how to light an event. Why is the honor guard brighter than the host? Truly amateur hour. As usual.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How have we ended up with so many morons in the US Senate?? We just need TWO non-idiots from each state. Is that too much to ask??
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wouldn't be surprised if you asked MAGA about Greece & they said "you mean the one with John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John?"
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
However stupid Tuberville is, the people who voted him into office are stupider.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Let them eat cake!" "Have you seen the price of cake lately???"
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump Phone Trump Passports Trump Watch Trump Crypto Coin Trump NFT Trump Sneakers Trump pickleball paddles Trump Bible
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
while it was still open even
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Apparently some people take Tommy Tuberville seriously. It's terrifying. Well maybe pathetic is a better term.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OTOH I was late connecting a flight on Singapore once & I told the flight attendant I was concerned my bag might not have made it. She came back to me a few minutes later: they had sent somebody into the hold to find the bag & tell me it was indeed on the aircraft & exactly where.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was working extensively in Canada from NYC in the 1990s and Air Canada lost my bags so consistently I began to suspect I was on A List of some sort.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Congress isn't here right now, please leave a message."
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
really inappropriately dressed for UNGA. gross.
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