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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️

@squidslime.bsky.social
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☆ 34 ☆ he/they ☆ collects a lot of anime figures and merch☆ pfp by @SaturnFangs on X ☆

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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Upside of the day: the queer couple at the grocery store LOVED my clown cardigan 🤡
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every single day bro 🫠I haven't come home to an empty sink and no food on the counters in nearly 2 weeks....
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nearly choked when the concept of hosting friends was brought up yesterday. With the constant sink full of dishes and piles of trash on the counters?? Bro we can never....
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TETO !?
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I LOVE BEING THE ONLY FUCKING ADULT IN MY HOME WHO CLEANS GOOD FUCKING WORD
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spent my lunch break thinking about how willingly other queer people accept the TERF rhetoric that trans men hate women because they hated being perceived as women themselves....also the yknow we're MEN we HAVE TO hate women shit too
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of those fukkin weeks man.... Working OT every day so far, coming home every day to basic ass housekeeping tasks that I REALLY don't have to be the only one doing and are completed in 15 mins or less. Being a responsible adult fucking sucks.
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's one of those weeks customers decide to be extra clueless and adamantly refuse to read their emails. I'm so tired folks...
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can't fucking STAND this little dude 🐱
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Roommate is at a work thing this weekend so I'm tending to her moody tween son
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unintentionally made a white cat shrine. A sacrifice must be made.
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bombarded by emails that I either don't know how to address OR aren't even my department's job but I gotta do it anyway 🤡 I can't stand this job's unstructured training I barely understand half of my duties because I've had to train myself and then get retrained by peers.
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A temperamental tween that sleeps and eats all day but HE'S the one who suffers...
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally restocking my Trade Bracelets after Pride and friends wiped me out. Now to actually attend events....
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Speaking of pathetic little creatures
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He sickens me what a disgusting creature (I love him he's so stinky)
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The grocery store employees keep telling me my hair looks like cotton candy
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My coworkers keep telling me what a vibrant personality I have and how easy I am to talk to
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did I NEED a decoden lighter cover? No, but I live a life of over accessorizing. 🌥
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ah yes. I think I've finally vented to all the NY squad about my nearly non-existant but still kinda shit dating history. It's cute they think I still have any hope of meeting an SO when I've been single going on 14 years now but I appreciate that they listen to me complain.
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hair refresher 💙💖 Not sure why the same dyes came out so different compared to last time but its a fun change
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am very normal about this one particular anime man idol
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I can't wait to be VERY NORMAL and buy at least 2: one to display as is, one to make into a Nendo doll.....I totally don't need 3
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN POSTS ABOUT THIS? QUARTET NIGHT NENDOS FINALLY GOT PROTOTYPES ????
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Local plant adoption center featuring the MASSIVE Thai basil plant Sara got for a whopping $15
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love not being able to meet local people regardless of where I live and the folks that ARE local are fucking straight and/or str8 man/queer woman couples looking for a 3rd...only if they're AFAB. Or it's poly folks trying to convince me to be poly and I DONT WANT TO
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Living in MA, only shown dating prospects in CT and NH. Living in NY, only seeing dating prospects in VT and CT.
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Finally got a TV stand! Clean marketplace find
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A tad dry but the newest tattoos healed SO WELL 💖🐻🐶
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
After nearly 2 weeks of anxiety and budgeting, got myself a Subaru to replace my 20 year old GMC
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Cleared up confusion with the cost. Love that this "under $10k vehicle" is now nearly $18k with a warranty smh
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Boy I sure love that my bad luck energy is back and worse than ever.
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
First day at the new job and both of my legs are SORE AF from getting back to back tattoos 🤡
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The leg sleeve of Halloween flash is growing! 🐻🐻🐻
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
2 tattoos in 1 weekend? Fuck it I'm coping with the fact I gott scrap my car lol
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Got the air fryer all set up. Assorted flavor potato time.
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Pantry is finally ASSEMBLED! Island is (mostly) CLEAR! Tomorrow, we start taking totes of my empty figure boxes to storage and set up the air fryer.
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My folks got us a new air fryer as a housewarming gift and she's BEEFY 💪💪
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I get to see the boys this weekend 🥹 I've missed my little guys so much
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oh yeah, the job interview went so well they made me a job offer less than 3 hours after we finished! I start later in July!
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Guess who FINALLY has a bedframe and doesn't have to sleep on a mattress on the floor anymore 🥳
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
First week in the apartment, things are slowly but surely coming together. New bedframe arrived in the mail, interview with a potential job tomorrow, Pride was a blast. However, I MISS THE BOYS 😭😭
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oh yeah, friend left me a beautiful drawing to welcome me to the apartment. He will live here as long as possible
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Trying to flatten it now but my room is going to be a weeb swamp lmao 🐸
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
New fursona: Boston MBTA rat that works at Dunkin Donuts in literally ANY station that isn't South Station. He hops on the T with his usual order and "cigarette" behind his ear just like you and me.
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Of course the replacement bedframe I ordered is not only larger than the original one, they want to charge me $68 to send it back......i literally can't catch a fucking break. This move was supposed to be a good thing for me and I just can't seem to have anything go right as usual with my life.
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Glad to hear they arrived safe! I'm so happy the Friendly Tact is FINALLY out of storage and being appreciated!! 🥹 the little Komugi in the gem is such a cute detail. Thank you for rehoming it!
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Movers are showing up 2 and a half hours late and STILL have yet to give me a delivery window
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
New piercings and changed some old jewelry out to cope with the stress of moving lol
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Slime 🍉🐕🏳️‍⚧️ @squidslime.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Cool the moving company delayed my pickup until Sunday and won't tell me if they'll do a same day delivery until they pick up or if I'll be without my stuff for up to a week. I knew something like this would happen....
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