Reposted by Squid!Halimede. @halimede.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Pluribus is an apology to women, for Vince Gilligan's inadvertent crime of Breaking Bad Fans. made with the true himejoshis soul 6758140
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Petra parker fanart now makes up 20% of all Yuri drawn and 80% of all transfem Yuri drawn in the past week. We are in a Petra parker bubble and the ramifications for when it pops are frightening. Please keep on drawing her kissing girls, for the sake of the yuriconomy 041
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026CONTACT YOUR LEAST EMPLOYEED FRIEND NOW THEY NEED TO SEE THIS 010
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Fun animation detail: Arcane uses imagine dragons as a soundtrack in the show, this is a subtle reference to how Arcane sucks 021
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Cum??? Sus??? TODDD??? Uhh yeah I don't think I'll be watching Eva... youtu.be/hoKluzn07eQyoutu.beKOMM, SUSSER TOD M-10 Director's Edit Version | Evangelion FinallyYouTube video by Milan Records USA 111
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Straight Spider-Man when the bank robbery is behind him but he doesn't swing both ways so he needs to go around the block. 021
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Obama lowering my defense step by one stage "uhhhh, now let me be Leer" 021
Reposted by Squid!Halimede. @halimede.bsky.social · 07/08/2026to "toxic yuri" fans, the Midwest is like Gensokyo. 4574162
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm watching girls fuck in ways that should be mathematically impossible 210
Reposted by Squid!Ms. Mia 🏳️⚧️ | commissions open @evilwizardmia.bsky.social · 02/08/2026if you throw me to the wolves (Azumanga fans) they'll chew me up for drawing MascFem ToYomi they'll tear me apart 2333120
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Smoking that behringer pack got me fighting my cheaper clone 011
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Gauging interest for a potential type 3 diabetes 👀 lmk If anyone would be interested 120
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I just imagined in my head the craziest new sex move And now I must dedicate my life to making it possible. 111
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Don't tell them but the next person I hang out with I'm going to do a "yesterday" type scenario to them where I'm the only person who remembers a band 000
Reposted by Squid!spider ::::) @publicsexforest.golf · 18/06/2026my landlord was ignoring my maintenance requests so I called a plumber but when he saw my sinkdog he reported me for animal abuse? I can't afford a remodeled unit so I have to live in a fucking sinkdog brownstone and *I'm* expected to take care of it god I hate landlords 2267
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026These women on my feed are being lustful for other women meanwhile I'm lustful for the pursuit of knowledge I learned 13 new numbers yesterday 111
Reposted by Squid!Halimede. @halimede.bsky.social · 12/02/2026woman-honoring fantasies of impregnation are about building something new and beautiful together. and woman-honoring fantasies of sex without pregnancy are about prioritizing pleasure in the moment and each other's bodies without caring about the future. 533143
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Took a bit of saliva 15 minutes ago and I lived as sink dog for 3 years :( 111
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026My hungry ass could NOT Play Uma Musume: Pretty Derby 😭 021
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I've been spending the last few months trying to get on shark tank so that I can pitch them the idea for my poop vacuum but basically every single email has been a dead end, I sent out emails to every single shark even Kevin Hart but I really just haven't heard any response yet :( 000
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Do you think that God stays in heaven because it's cool up there and he's having fun 022
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026As an example if you were to eat the first dinner in the month in 1 second It would only take around 8.5 years to eat the 29th meal with Jay z 010
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Entirely dependent on how fast you eat the first dinner 220
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Would you rather have 50 thousand dinner's with Jay z or one dinner with Jay z that doubles in length everyday for a month 🤔 121
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Yeah at this point I'm pretty sure hail isn't real. oakham's razor means it's probably the work of a very strong Thaumaturge casting a vile spell. 011
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The year is 2036 and we have completly become an aura based economy. Inflation was so bad I had to nonchalantly ignore my cashier for 15 minutes just for a loaf of bread. Everybody in the store had a JBL speaker playing their theme music. I tripped on a dudes cape on the way out and they shot me. 021
Reposted by Squid!Halimede. @halimede.bsky.social · 25/06/2026obviously tom shouldn't be trying to eat jerry. and jerry is within his rights to pull the gun around so it fires from a different mouse-hole. but jerry shouldn't be laughing about it. the dance of a cat and mouse is not a game; it is Life or Death 844280
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Did my e shot and then did a hbox-esque pop off when I did not flinch be honest Am I cooked 121
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Sometimes I do Legos in the shower because it allows me to be as messy as I want with the Legos 120
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The world around me is changing so fast I don't even recognize Roku City anymore... 011
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The 120 Days of Sodom by Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade is problematic media? 😭 It was my favorite book. 010
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Did you know that because of the limited amount of DNA, there are only 32 different sizes of fingernail? 011
Squid! @squiddyodd.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Yeah sorry maybe that joke was a little bit too advanced for you, I'll start out with some beginner jokes next time like yo mama and that's what she said so you can get get a better grasp of the ropes. 020
