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Squid96

@squid96.bsky.social
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Science is my religion, MD/MPH. Who Dat, Geaux Tigers, Colombian in an American body. Slava Ukraini! Ally to women/LGBTQIA+/POC. Vote blue. #BlueWave ⚜️🇺🇸🇺🇦 #FBR NAFO No DM's/crypto. Yay, I have an account label.

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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Utterly gutted by the loss of Dolly Parton. She embodied what it meant to be an exemplary human being, and was a national treasure. Rest in Power Dolly.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is beyond batshit bonkers levels of WTAF.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This steel keychain arrived from Ukraine yesterday after being recycled from a destroyed orc T-72. Slava Ukraini! #SlavaUkraini
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Dayum, Mitch McConnell's 'wife' is stepping out on him, lol.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Vamos Colombia, carajo! 🇨🇴
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I got a good laugh at that, lol.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It's a no for Freedom 250 from Star Wars, dawg.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Maybe 'ol teddy will shit himself again in a Freedom 250 port-o-potty to avoid getting drafted for the upcoming Cuban invasion.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Too bad, so sad Freedom 250...
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Jem and the Holograms have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is the funniest and most pathetic bingo card I've ever seen, and I'm 1,000% here for it, LMAO....
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It's ok, traitor tot has a fill in...
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Zero lies detected, lol...
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The jokes write themselves, lmao. These memes are solid gold.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm 100% Team Pope Deep Dish (and I'm an atheist)! We ride at dawn!
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Pope Deep Dish is also a Blues Brother. Checkmate, kegsbreath.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Oh we know, we're all just enjoying our Taco Tuesday for the time being instead of it being WW3 with nukes being tossed around the globe. Now get that 25th Amendment shit going ASAP.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
But, but, at least it's Taco Tuesday?
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Nom, nom, nom!
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Taco Tuesday 🌮 101 indeed, LOL.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Zero lies detected. Happy Mardi Gras, everywhere else it's just a Tuesday, lol.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Just sayin', lol...
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I would have used a more choice description of her...
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Trunt is too nice of an insult to bondi. #bondi #pambondi #traitor #ag #criminal
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
On a lighter note, lol...
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This brought me to tears. Thank all of y'all from this blue resistance fighter in New Orleans. I promise, we're trying.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Keep on licking those fascist boots like the good widdle-state run propaganda rag that you are. Cowards.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Someone should ask that trunt's opinion on rape whistles b/c you know, sexual harassment or something like that at faux news, amirite?
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This is a great idea for the tangerine taco toddler, LOL.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"Awww, who's a good widdle tangerine boy with his new, shiny pin?" Yes, it's real.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Here's that murderous coward's face.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Lol.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Zero lies detected.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Don't forget his bigly fifa participation prize.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
It sure would be a shame if a ton of people would report faux 'news', shitmax, etc for lying 24/7 about everything, amirite?
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is in the TSA line at Asheville's airport. Asking people to self-deport. Fuck 'em.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Nope, none at all.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
There's no bottom to scrape in this fetid, rotting barrel, FFS.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
LOL, the memes today have been solid gold, Jerruh!
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I mean, DoorDash is the absolute authority of all things economy, amirite?
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
So, around Veterans Day and the 250th birthday of the USMC, the traitorous tangerine twatwaffle taco hosts this guy? But, go ahead and tell me how the new mayor of NYC is a terrorist. We live in the most fucked up timeline.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
LOL
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Today was a great day and it gives me a glimmer of hope.
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
💯
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Some great signs out there today for the #NoKings March!
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Squid96 @squid96.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I mean, it's only fair, amirite?
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