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Squeak Knows All (at least everything about Nintendo) (Parody)

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Squeak Knows All (at least everything about Nintendo) (Parody) @squeekknowsall.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Battlefront 3 is currently in development. The game will be an attempt to showcase all the good the empire does, all of the harm the rebels have done. The game will let you kill anyone you suspect of being a rebel, with consequences only applying if you kill a high ranking Sith member.
Star Wars: Battlefront key artEA logo
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Squeak Knows All (at least everything about Nintendo) (Parody) @squeekknowsall.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
A remake of Persona 5 from the ground up is currently in development. When asked for comment, an Atlus spokesperson said “How could we possibly make Persona 6 until we bring Persona 5 up to the standards set by Persona 5?”
Persona 5 Royal box artAtlus logo
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Squeak Knows All (at least everything about Nintendo) (Parody) @squeekknowsall.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Nintendo is looking to buy the ALDI corporation. When asked about this situation, Miyamoto reportedly said “What the hell are you talking about why the fuck would we do that?” This is why he is the greatest game designer.
ALDI logoShigeru Miyamoto
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Squeak Knows All (at least everything about Nintendo) (Parody) @squeekknowsall.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
What did I tell you?
Screenshot of a post from Squeak Knows All which says “Let’s just say fans of a certain Nintendo franchise should look forward to today’s direct”
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