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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
firstly, not what blood libel is. secondly, the purpose of a system is what it does. who killed the palestinian children? does this guy not feel that israel could have done more to minimise civilian casualties? of course not. if a state commits a genocide against a group of people whilst selling
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
amazing! my header picture on here is of his illustrated troilus and criseyde which looks even better in person
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what the fuck are you on about
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you're a non fiction author who talks about the modern world i think it kind of is your business to know about ai. i like knowing things about the world. i don't like or use ai personally but that doesn't bar one from taking an interest in its development, even if a highly skeptical one (as i do)
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
doctor who. it's been around for sixty odd years and there are maybe two or three people that have good opinions on it. common line atm is doctor who always looked shit it doesn't need a budget. as if this isn't a gorgeous and striking image that is from 1986 !
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
some art. if that's ok
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lyon. lovely place!
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh là là !
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
not a fan of this. the search tab on spotify should be free from such things. also “you might like” an album that i already have saved? heinous app that gets worse every day yet difficult to leave because everything else is so much worse. also this album is thirteen years old. why promote it now?
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
whenever i hear about an acquaintance's trauma at university i've developed an unhealthy response of comparing mine to theirs in the way jacqueline mccafferty seeks assurances that 3 years on heroin & 5 on methadone is worse than 4 on both. methadone is worse than heroin, i've got it worse than you!
jacqueline mccafferty from limmys show
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so i'm not constantly talking about music. a poem i wrote in the midst of a now-ending depressive episode. i do actually try and write semi-regularly but i've lost the love for prose. so i write labubu poetry instead
a poem entitled stories and words (shamefully stolen from the dream syndicate's that's what you always say) that reads:

you have wasted the whole evening thinking.
thinking up a novel without writing it.
you saw the sentences about your break-up,
your boyfriend's cutting comments in your mind.
you rattled through your resentments,
of the beautiful woman you'd hesitate to define,
but whose midriff exposed stands as the acme 
of sexuality, of the male gaze, of whatever.
you thought of your failure to get funding,
the inadequacy stemming from your father,
you even voiced the earth-shattering orgasm,
not after sex, but after making your boyfriend cry.
you could have written these words down,
letting them step foot onto the platform.
instead you carted them off and let them go on,
trundling towards the terminus.
where you decided to instead avoid this,
and do something you have already done.
tomorrow morning, you will regret this inaction.
you may even bring the razor to your arm.
you will then bring it to your face and feel shame.
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you mean the most eaten fruit in the world? having a banner year? if this doesn't make you believe in bringing about the proletarian state of virtue tout suite what will
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
some people live lives you cannot imagine
a letterboxd diary with a variety of fetish films about giant women
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
you can. people should have better taste and the only way to encourage this appears to be shame
silly screenshot of someone saying gee I just can't get mad at people who are unknowingly playing games that are vibe coded slop when they're just looking for a thing to do alone with their friends.
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
no it's not you fucking eejit. nobody thinks like this. personally i don't really care for sex scenes but that's because most of them are done poorly. i'm not going to avoid a film if it has sex in it and so will literally 98% of people not watching things with their parents
guy complaining about how young people don't like sex scenes becsuse they think that the characters aren't consenting to be watched
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ben stiller and his kids in matching tracksuits from the royal tenenbaums
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this is my favourite bit, from book v
some lines from Milton's paradise lost, book v, that read 

“ Nor doth the moon no nourishment exhale
From her moist continent to higher orbs.
The sun that light imparts to all, receives
From all his alimental recompence
425In humid exhalations, and at even
Sups with the ocean. Though in Heaven the trees
Of life ambrosial fruitage bear, and vines
Yield nectar; though from off the boughs each morn
We brush mellifluous dews, and find the ground
430Covered with pearly grain: Yet God hath here
Varied his bounty so with new delights,
As may compare with Heaven; and to taste
Think not I shall be nice. So down they sat, ”
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i want to see them suspended
norman rockwell freedom of speech painting
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
oed definition for careerist, used as a noun from 1894, saying “A person whose main aim is to advance in his or her profession, often by acting in a way which is regarded as unscrupulous or self-serving.”
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
anybody who writes for liberal currents
jemima kirke saying i think you guys might be thinking about yourselves too much
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
beyond parody. there's a cottage industry for homelessness now
screenshot of an article from the guardian that reads:

Some London councils pay millions of pounds to intermediary companies to provide often-unfurnished flats or houses hundreds of miles away, sending families in one-way taxis to unfamiliar places sometimes in the dead of night.

Brash said he had heard of families being “bundled into taxis in the middle of the night with little more than the clothes on their backs” and that the council only heard about it when “they turn up at their door looking for help”. He added: “It’s cruel in the extreme.”

Last year, Croydon council signed a £1m contract with a Derbyshire-based firm called Reloc8, which specialises in moving homeless families out of the capital.

Enfield council has paid more than £894,000 to Reloc8 since August 2023, the Guardian has learned. That year, 94% of Enfield’s offers to homeless families were outside London and 59% were in north-east England.
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
why does this beautiful place house a wework. i couldn't say. is it that beauty needs to be limited to be beautiful or should all weworks around the world look like this?
wework in a gorgeous green brutalist building, glass and metal covered by brown vines and with plant boxes up the wazoo
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
i mean even the bard has things like this. at his time converse had the modern meaning but also still retained its old meaning of meaning to have sex. wasn't until i checked the oed for something else that i understood that will isn't just trying to avoid repetition, but is making a very funny joke!
screencap from the comedy of errors, act two scene two

Antipholus:
Did you converse, sir, with this gentlewoman?
What is the course and drift of your compact?
Dromio:
I, sir? I never saw her till this time.
Antipholus:
Villain, thou liest, for even her very words
Didst thou deliver to me on the mart.
Dromio:
I never spake with her in all my life.

the joke is that dromio answers antipholus’ question if you only interpret converse as meaning to speak with, but it doesn't answer the main question antipholus is asking, which is “did you have sex with this woman?” the best analogue i can think of is if antipholus went “did you fuck this woman” and dromio went “i've never wronged her in my life”, but that's very different and way clunkier (fuck vs fuck over). welcome to suggestions but shakespeare. funny guy!
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
fun game but funny how it tends towards Big Ball. you do way better when you play durant at two guard and Garnett at small forward
screenshot from the 82-0 website with a team of allen iverson at the nuggets playing pg, sga at sg, giannis at sf, houston rockets hayes at pf, and 60s wilt at centre
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
guy who was never going to vote for the greens: well i was going to vote for them but now you've said you're the party of the working class i simply cannot support you. ai correspondent for the economist will be one of the jobs that lands you some time in front of a truth and reconciliation panel 🔜
quote tweet of mothin ali saying that “the greens are the party of the working class” by alex hern complaining
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
people get so woke they literally loop back to speaking like a 19th century aristocrat that thinks that women shouldn't have the vote. how do you take this moral from an adaptation of anna karenina. how bad is the film? the irony of the review and the bechdell pass as a tag is too perfect for words
review of the 2012 anna karenina adaptation that says “she got so horny she ruined her whole life”. famously bad opinion about the story of anna karenina from like 1947 onwards
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
what the hell, sure
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
some people have the memory of a goldfish. ipswich were also a new team two seasons ago. they got back to back promotions! hull have been in the premier league multiple times this century. every single decision is a conspiracy or a farce. nothing means anything. be angry and stay angry. get angrier
instagram comment that reads “ Love championship but wanted some new team like Coventry to the PL. Bored of watching southampton & ipswich. Hull city please win :( ”
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
taken a surprise amount of offence to this post, which is so completely ridiculous and wrong in a surprising amount of ways that every fibre of my being wants to shout that if you think like this you're going to get incredibly depressed WHILST being completely wrong. that's no way to be
stupid post from stupid person saying “ i am legitimately offended that i keep trying to tell everyone on here that the weak point in the fascist project is the people at its top, who have recognizable names and can be frog marched to the hague, and i am tired of being asked to take seriously the notion that the physical building matters ”
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
watching and just like that is very funny because half of the episode is actually rather good drama about carrie's grief and the other half is batshit nonsense that's posturing at being woke along with being incredibly unfunny. a netflix special in the same episode as carrie going through this
spongebob experiencing horrors
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
well unless songdna becomes seances-r-us i don't think this would work
a screenshot of spotify introducing “a new way to meet the minds behind talk of the town by pretenders”
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
screenshot of a review of finnegans wake. on amazon. there's a bitmoji pointing to a random guy
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
under the video for tangled up in blue by famed nobel prize deserver-but-not-winner, bob dylan
youtube comment that reads “give this man a noble [sic] prize”
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squed ⛳ @squed.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
trainspotting soundtrack is a pretty close second but this is one of the best albums of all time even if the golden dawn aren't included and rio is picked over you should all be murdered
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