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Birthday kit is (2)8!!!

@squeakyzeke.bsky.social
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Zeke, marten / Ollie, roo 🐾 28 🐾 they/he 🐾 ΘΔ 🐾 musician 🐾 kinky artist 🐾 writer 🐾 eco-left 🐾 polyam 🐾 pooltoy 🐾 ABDL 🐾 linguist 🐾 kink enthusiast 🐾 King Gizzard superfan 🐾 Daoist 🐾 #ActuallyAutistic 💜 Koebi 💜 I stream at twitch.tv/squeakyZeke 💜

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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'M BIRTHDAY please provide kisses and eggs
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
auughhh shittt birthday in three days I wish I felt more festive
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
weasels. suuuls. soils.
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
*lindsey buckingham voice* LOOKIN OUT FOR WALK BIG BIG WALK
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Extremely not happy about having to spend $1500 on a new TCM but at least my perfidious petrodragon will be mine for another 210,000 miles Plenty of time to save up for a Civic, lol
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
bro why did legendz have to end like that
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
CVT stands for Car (Vroom) Torture
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
think I'm gonna have to say goodnight to my beloved 16+ year old focus. Love that car, was my first and have taken it to cons and friend's houses across half the country The transmission exploded overnight 🙃
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
rediscovering my love of porcupine tree
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
millions of martens, martens is me millions of martens, martens for free (look out!!)
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i'm doin tabletop for the first time in over a decade and of course my character idea was Mechsploitation the Zigzagoon
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koebi @growlithe.online · 03/06/2026
borg name six of seven
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
it's moon child woah oh uh oh you got the power to be his friend
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
tormented by my hypercritical tulpa of dracule mihawk. fish. fish.
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I should be Ollie the rest of this month. rooboy time.
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Lmao so I might be getting a promotion already
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
"How's your new job been?" "I got beaned in the head by a rubber bart simpson"
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
*wheedling Chamberlain hum* should I try for FWA on top of AC or just take a lil time off for furality
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I hope the funny dog model turns more people on to balloonies and illustrates why I'm down badder for them than vinyl toys at this point Tail knots, the shrill squeaking of a dangerously taut and fragile body, the shines and transparency,,, 💦
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
*guy who's seen king gizzard three times voice* I -NEED- to go see king gizzard again
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
all my favorite things come from either australia or finland
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
big Ollie feelings lately. I'm still a happy lil hopper, and I'll love that half of me and adore kangaroos forever :03
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
shiny, squeaky badger toys on the brain,,,
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
🎶 summon forth thy marten spirit STEAL THE FUCKING EGG AND EAT IT 🎶
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Midwest's Number One Hevisaurus Fan (and probably the only one)
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
cuddling up to and coiling a balloonie wolverine three times my size and getting squeaky nibbles all over and big rubbery claws dragging noisily along my taut latex,,,
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
pulled two hours of overtime to Solve Problems and keep the boss I like from getting screamed at and written up by -his- boss and then gave a coworker a long ass emergency ride home I feel like I just drove home from a con and I think I would like go kit mode for a trillion years now please thanks
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
every day, my lust for a peavey T-60 grows
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
went out for a smoke break at work and hit a mentholated vape in 10 degree weather and
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I need to make out with the king gizz petrodragon and have him squish me like he squishes the tanks
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
puppy is doing well, energy and health and executive function are returning, chores and projects are getting caught up on, work is actually staffed, woozle can Breathe a lil
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
bumper sticker on my car that reads "my stoned growlithe is smarter than your honor student"
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
tail knots <3 tail knots that are tiny compared to the rest of the balloonie and with a bit of bulging behind them to show how full and tight they are <3333333
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
sorry I didn't get all this freight ran boss I was too busy daydreaming about grinding on balloonie mustelid boys
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
walked by my bosses having a meeting on the floor and one of them turned and said "Zeke, never lose your happy." I think I feel and look like absolute shit lately, but my life still rocks and I love my puppy and family and friends so much. Apparently I'm still beaming without even realizing it :03
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
oughh new puscifer slaps. never knew I needed to hear carina and maynard croon "bunghole" like that
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Drop out of life with marten in hand Follow the dooks to the weasel-filled land
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
LIKE ALL POOLTOYS, YOU SQUEAK AND YOU SQUIRK BUT YOU HAVE NO GURAMBAAA
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
work radio played fucking Live and Learn, followed by Move Along by AAR, and then finally Learning to Fly (from the floyd album no one but me likes) and basically I exploded
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
mannn not gonna lie, some of the sexiest custom pooltoy projects are goin on right now sdhgfhhdsfjk
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
perpetually tempted to blast Ollie with the permanent middlespace-ification beam
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
horny oversized weasel toy‼️
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
ever keep discovering songs by a specific band and thinking they fuck each time but then when you look up the artist you kinda clutch your pearls and think "oh huh maybe I shouldn't be listening to this"
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
DOOK: Coiling Kalamazoo
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
oh to be a long, curvy, drum-tight balloonie pine marten with a latexy blimp of tail longer and girthier than I am,,,
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
ollie's plump kangy ass in booty shorts that read "thylacine bait"
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
His permagrin and optimism: gone
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
ough
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Birthday kit is (2)8!!! @squeakyzeke.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
trying to decide if squeezing streams in before or after work is the plan when I wanna go live outside my days off. Leaning towards before, both require starting a lil out of my comfort zone
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