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Emerson Tan

@squeakingwheel.bsky.social
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m not sure the U.S. state dept is a serious place anymore. What the fuck is this AI generated nonsense?
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I've been asked to help with some awards (Phrack 40th Yr). Pls nominate your favourites from the last year. Please provide links and citations where appropriate. Most Cringe Security Marketing award: Most spectacular attack: Technical attack ingenuity award: Worst Technical security idea:
Random picture for the Algo
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Perhaps the best way of thinking about the current regime is as the last gasp of white supremacist patriarchy before it gets drowned by irreversible and unstoppable demographic change
Why are white people so afraid of becoming a minority?
Does America treat minorities badly or something?
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Fuck me this timeline is stupid as fuck.
Star wars meme:

So this is how liberty dies?

With a coup run by a fake govt agency named after a meme run by the most divorced man alive and his troop of incel twinks
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
By taking control of the purse away from Congress they have just rendered it irrelevant. There will now be rule by decree.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Were the masses ever to correctly identify the enemy, the war would be very very short.
Billionaires: Hey those foreigners are taking your jobs.
Also billionaires: I'm moving my factories overseas to give your jobs to foreigners because you won't let me pay you basically nothing.
Also billionaires: Hey help us train our Ai systems so we can replace you with robots as well.
Also billionaires: Another year of record profits. Even though we are cost of living crisis.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Ubermensch in his own mind
Elon Musk giving a Nazi Salute. Caption reads Trump: Don't make it too obvious. Elon: *gives nazi salute*
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Country that hates women, babies, workers, and healthcare reaps what it sows.
• The Spectator Index
BREAKING: US fertility rate hits record
low
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Crapitalism the religion has its rituals too.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I’m sorry Donald. It’s on the computer, it must be true. Those are the rules. You made them.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Ruh Roh
Experimental study shows higher temps decrease the amount of co2 leaves can absorb.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
How will the South ever rise again?
A Map of the United States showing which states ban sites like Pornhub. Most of the Southern US is covered. Blue States vs Blue Balls States.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
American health insurance and shareholder value maximization. A love story in pictorial format.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Polio and Whooping Cough announce a comeback USA tour in 2025. Coming soon to a school or kindergarten near you America!
Robert Kennedy Jr and President Elect Donald Trump are discussing ending childhood vaccination programmes, doctors, nurses and health experts are alarmed, coffin makers are ecstatic at the prospect of new lines in very small coffins
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The more I read about Brian Thompson and United healthcare, the less and less sympathetic I am. Appalling doesn’t even come close to describing the practices he encouraged and by denying care for patients his company was responsible for 1000’s of needless deaths.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
American healthcare is a joke.
The press is asking if maybe the shooter was mad about being denied or having a loved one denied critical health coverage - if so, that narrows down the suspect list to 100 million people
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
There is only CHAOS
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The IDF seem to think International Humanitarian Law and the laws of war don’t mean anything anymore. It’s open season on aid workers, probably everywhere, soon.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Oof.
When H5N1 jumps to mammals, let the antivaxxers stay unvaccinated. That should fix things a bit.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The whole thing was a terrible mistake.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I just sailed through this on the Stena Line ferry between NL and UK, and slept well through all the rocking and rolling. I actually liked it.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Behold, a brave new world awaits. 🤣🤣🤣
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Is housing a human right requiring service or an investment asset? It can’t be both?
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The whole gendered bathroom thing is just dumb and grossly inefficient.
*whispers*
If you've ever been on an airplane, you've used a gender-neutral bathroom,
and nothing happened to you, AND you didn't feel the
manufactured rage to complain about it. Remember? You just went back to 28F and ate a Biscoff.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’m not sure you can literally feed off of hate, but hey this is an experiment we’ve chosen to run.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Facebook serves up some really weird ads
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
oof
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
@newscientist.bsky.social assessment of how things are going on earth is pretty bang on. Still beats attempting to live on Mars. Just.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
You can tell in the Anglo sphere societies who does the most socially valuable work by how little they get paid. The world would be absolutely fucked without nurses, farm workers or social workers, but wouldn’t miss hedge fund managers or Venture Capital partners…
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
True story: on a flight years ago I got talking to vaccine skeptic and i used this story. She went to her local church graveyard and lo and behold, it’s true, and the skeptic was no more. She’s since had kids so hopefully they got their shots.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
Should have used SiSense 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Star Wars is essentially a movie about data breach response. - one that failed miserably.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Facebooks content moderation AI has gone really weird.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Yoinked from another social media hellhole.
I was thinking about this exchange between DM and party this morning, and I honestly think it's a real missed opportunity....
Let the player succeed. Congratulations you just pressured a catfish into sex. It is confused and ashamed and while it consented, it didn't actually want the encounter. It feels awkward and uncomfortable and no longer wants to spawn.
You tell the player they are sore and their junk smells like fish. It does not wash off. They now experience disadvantage on all their interactions. Stuff costs more. Every day they lose 1 hp. Cure wounds doesn't solve it. They finally find a cleric who tells them that they are cursed and the cleric doesn't know how to lift it... He looks at the player differently afterwards.
Never let them forget that they pressured a catfish into sex. Ever.

Fundamentalist fearmongering video:
This dungeon "master" is given complete control and "players" must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
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The most elaborate Dominatrix assignment ever: Buy a dodge viper, get humiliating number plate implying the owner has a small penis, and then plaster it all over the internet.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
AI generated code is deeply problematic in all but the simplest of cases - AI cannot be interrogated about its reasoning and will almost never reproduce the same code twice with a reasonably complex prompt. Use in mission critical applications at your peril.
You copied that function without understanding why it does what it does, and as a result your code IS GARBAGE.
AGAIN.
- Linus Torvalds
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
"If it's Boeing, we ain't going"
Alaska 232Max-9 was missing door bolts that had been removed at the Boeing plant and not replaced.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
8 men have as much wealth as 3.6 billion people, but sure, it’s the single moms on food stamps that are the problem
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
The history of the zero interest rate era in single proxy picture.
A graph of the monthly new number of crypto startups from 2009 to June 2023. It is nearly zero in 23.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
I love that reports are starting to say things like ‘government incompetence’ in the context of the UK’s collapse with respect the business. It really lays bare where the responsibility for the disaster lies.
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Emerson Tan @squeakingwheel.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
www.theguardian.com/music/2023/jun/… Ice Cube nails it.
With intergenerational wealth being so low among Black Americans, do you think there is a legitimate case for reparations? Tintenfische

ICE cube: There’s a legitimate case for cut the bullshit, you know? We know it’s all about access to capital, and we’re being shut out of that access. It’s simple. Stop doing that shit and keep your reparations. What good is reparations gonna do, if you’re still gonna fuck us with the banking system? The system that we’re all slaves to. You got 13% of the people in America trying to live off 0.5% – that’s how much money flows through our neighbourhoods [a 2021 US Federal Reserve study states Black households account for 15.6% of the US population and hold 2.9% of wealth]. Of course there’s crime, because that percentage cannot live off that wealth. So, stop playing those games and we’ll solve our own problems – which nobody wants us to do, obviously.
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