iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

In an effort to generate as much unnecessary confusion as possible, I intend to name my next two pets "Siri" and "Alexa". #siri #alexa #doubletrouble #confusionreigns

0101

Reposted by Squatlo Bob

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

MAR-A-LAGO FACE

339815225

Reposted by Squatlo Bob

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A heckler screams you’re a pedophile president 👏

39591212340

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Smacking the TV with a Nerf brick beats fixing the remote all the time...

010

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

After our niece had moved in with us when she was nine, she noticed I had issues whenever the Vols were playing. She found this Bad Call Brick at a novelty store and bought it for her ill-tempered uncle. I keep it handy for those occasions.

110

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So true. This will take decades to recover from.

050

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Aren’t there any young men who would like to impress Jody Foster in America???

000

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That's so ON FUCKING POINT! People can't afford rent, can't afford to buy a home, can't afford food, gas, insurance, daycare, a decent vehicle, utilities, or simple pleasures in life that justify working your ass off! Stress affordability until they're all out of power! Vote Blue!

010

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I took a rotisserie chicken from Costco, stripped the dark meat (saved breast meat for sandwiches), mixed a can of VegAll, cream of chicken, half can cream of mushroom, and put between two Pillsbury roll-out crusts to make a pot pie. Got a few tomatoes from the garden, too. Life's good! #homemade

190

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I doubt she can smell anything, after fifty years of inhaling Aqua Net hairspray.

100

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Until you've sat through multiple back-to-back ads for Marsha f'n Blackburn, you don't know real misery. The fact that this empty headed talking points spewing animatronic robot has unlimited campaign funding is maddening. Vote Jerri Green for Governor! #marsha #bigpharmapuppet #voteblue

180

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can we please move along as a society to the point where Mondays are just the third day of every weekend? #Mondayssuck

010

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm seventy-two, and I've never felt as miserable about the Vols as you seem to feel. Why not step back, enjoy the successes we have, make constructive criticism when it's due, and try not bringing everyone else down to that level of humbuggery? FFS, the season's young and the future's bright!

000

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If this first half was a pharmaceutical commercial, it was be an ED ad. “Sorry, baby. This has never happened to me before.” #volsky

010

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That’s so great I wish I had said it!

010

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Please dear god don’t EVER USE THESE HORRIBLE HELMETS AGAIN!!! #volsky

130

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One of the reasons we love her!

061

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Two undefeated teams (Bama and MSU) have to play at noon, while that stinker of a game get's prime time. Who does this???

100

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Even at the SEC championship when we played MSU and the cowbells were "illegal" to bring into the dome, they were deafening around us. It would be like allowing everyone to bring an airhorn to the game...

000

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hope this isn't one of those games where they stop for lightning strikes in Bristol and clear the stadium in Knoxville. Go Vols! #volsky #tennesseevols

010

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Smokey Grey uniforms call for special game day attire! #Volsky #GoVols #tennesseevolunteers

160

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Neyland might've had a few private words for Kegseth, and if provoked might've throttled the asshole at the Pentagon.

110

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wasn't there in '85 when Tony Robinson lit Auburn up (and our D throttled Bo Jackson all afternoon, to the point where he took himself out of the game and refused to reenter until late), but watched it on ABC. We went on to play Miami in the Sugar Bowl at the end of that season and I WAS there!

010

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm still mad about the 10-10 tie in '87 when both teams were undefeated. I remember fans mailing ties to Pat Dye after that game.

010

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Back when we played Auburn every year it was THE game to me. Meant more than BAMA. Florida replaced them when Auburn rotated out, but to this day Auburn is the game that fires me up. GBO!

110

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You'd think evangelicals would take it as divine providence if the condemned survived execution. But they heal her so she can be strapped to another gurney in the future. Hey, at least they used an alcohol swab before lethal injections. Wouldn't want to give someone an infection... #christapike #OMG

173

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The state of Tennessee attempted to execute a woman last night for the first time in 200 years, and botched it so badly she's now being treated at a nearby hospital. A friend who's a judge told me, "If she's ever around a prisoner who's crying about being on death row, she can say, 'First time?'"

010

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Senator from Louisiana or the guy in charge of the nation's health?

000

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Bird of the Day theme is "bokeh", so let's try to find a shot with a nice blurry, soft background. How 'bout a mallard in-flight over Murfree Springs wetlands? #BirdoftheDay #bokeh #mallard #MurfreesboroTn #inflight #birds #blueskybirds

1261

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nothing should strike more dread in the heart of patriotic Americans today than a cable news bulletin alert telling us the Supreme Court has announced a decision. It's not going to be something you want to hear. That's not their mission, these days. God help us. #Supremecourt #voterpurges #SCOTUS

193

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was there at the Cotton Bowl on Jan. 1st 1969, the last time Texas and Tennessee met in football. I was fourteen years old, convinced the Vols would win. By halftime, we trailed 28-0, and their new wishbone attack was running all over us. I still curse Steve Worster's name. #Volsky #Vols #Texas

si.com

What Happened Last Time the Texas Longhorns Played the Tennessee Volunteers?

Week 4 of the 2026 slate brings the Texas Longhorns to Neyland Stadium in Knoxville, Tennessee, where they will take on the Tennessee Volunteers for the first t

051

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You can bet he'll milk this distraction for as long as possible before he's forced to come up with another.

020

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I would get a nut if the TV broadcast picked up the roar of boos from an east Tennessee football stadium directed at the asshole who made a lot of them miss the kickoff, while idling in traffic burning his four dollar/gallon gas. Wish I had a ticket, just to flip him off in person.

010

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well, not to quibble, but it IS on Saturday. Still, it's a shitbag parade. I hope they boo his ass like they do at every other event. That might give me hope for my home away from home.

120

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This sumbitch could fuck up an anvil. Everything he touches turns to shit, and dies. Why on earth does anyone think it's a good idea to invite the president to a noon kickoff in a stadium with notoriously difficult traffic on a good day? I hope he has a stroke between now and then. FFS!

000

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hadn't thought about that... excellent point!

000

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just what Knoxville game day traffic needs with Texas and the Vols meeting for a noon kickoff... a dickhead's motorcade blocking off multiple access roads to the stadium. For fuck's sake, who thinks this is a great idea? #Trump #NeylandStadium #Vols #Longhorns #trafficnightmare #GBO

162

Reposted by Squatlo Bob

Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Surely, a sane person goes to the United Nations and with one breath calls himself a peacemaker and with the next threatens to "annihilate" a nation of over 90 million people. Donald Trump is a psychiatric emergency. open.substack.com/pub/america/...

open.substack.com

We Are Facing a Psychiatric Emergency

The media needs to step up. Donald Trump needs to be removed from office.

951905569

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha... Tennessee's very own empty-headed animal food trough wiper... #jerrigreenforgovernor #blackburnsux #missingmarsha

392

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If not for Tennessee, there never would have been a Texas. And we should never stop apologizing for that... We're so sorry. #VolSky #Vols #GBO #GoVols #VolsLonghorns #Tennessee #Texas #checkerboardneyland

271

Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We have our standards. Either meet them, or find someone else to bother.

010