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Cat Ballou

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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 5h
Does she need a restart and update?
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 23h
Can’t walk straight either. Like an old pisshead walking home from the pub.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let my investigative contractors be the judge. Joker.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Suffered 12 years of my next door neighbour going out every morning at 8am and leaving her border collie in a one bedroom flat barking for 5 hours. Every. Single. Day. I hated that woman and her dog with every fibre of my being.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She’s that person at work who talks bollocks in meetings and everyone stays quiet because they all silently want her to just fuck off.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tax payers coughing up as ever. Never the big corporates taking a hit.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s such a Trump wannabe. Do as I say or I’ll sue, sue, sue.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Paddington to her Cruella de Vil.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Advertising as the thin edge of the wedge.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Has all the cover up hallmarks of Chernobyl. Let’s hope it comes under control very quickly.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This royal lark is rubbish
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do hope all my wi-fi enabled voice activated equipment is logging how many times I shout ‘fuck off’ when these absolute cretins speak. I think I’m owed a prize.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just getting their black shorts out of the wash. Bear with.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Most women would say theirs has closed over when he’s in the vicinity. Me included. 🤮
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s becoming increasingly obvious they think the GBP are taken in by new Tory leadership that aren’t anything like the last lot. But yet they just repeat the same old shite and think we’ll lap it up. Fucking clueless.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Power stance to counter small dick vibes.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And yet we’re all exhausted.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was his BAFTA award. He didn’t win the Oscar.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why stop with Britain.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frank Bruno, Nigel Benn, chris Eubank, Tessa Sanderson, Fatima Whitbread, etc, etc.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All this practiced in front of her mirror sounded credible. Now she’s said the words in front of people she shows the absolute idiot that she is.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They’re just mocking that up into some AI slop right now. Bear with.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nigel Farage is toast. 🍷
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine!
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Four lions vibes
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Rpg Troll
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lots of bumholes twitching after yesterday’s speech. Good - they deserve to feel the burn for a change.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got it sown up, mate.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And Post office of course!!
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We never quite grasp that the continual pattern of outrageous scandals in this country is because no one is ever held personally accountable. Water companies, blood scandal, Grenfell, nuclear power testing, Hillsborough, Spycops…the list goes on.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Braverwho?
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Alan Partridge Shrugs in Restaurant
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Micky Flanagan nails that theory! youtu.be/SAHIEY4ea8c
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Wig Taking Mickey
YouTube video by Roy Donaldson
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same in the UK with Farage - 3 years before the next general election. These people are clueless.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely and usually business owners who don’t want to pay a decent wage and advocate cutting benefits. Greedy little shits never stop.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wants to be like his little Rocket Man friend.
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North Korean Soldiers Clapping
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He lives in an echo chamber and still thinks people believe him. Silly old sausage.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ledbydonkeys.org?
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And yet the normal people feel overjoyed!
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good grief. Just pay your people a living wage and pay your taxes. And stop being so fucking greedy.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Their justifications are just laughable. But their entitled bubble leads them to think we’ll just gobble up their shit and doff our caps. As Nige says ‘no one cares’. 😉
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Alan Partridge's Iconic AHHAAA!!
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You think he’d be pleased they’ve repurposed all those grotty cheap flags into something nicer. 😂
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Because they don’t care about the common person. People are just a means to create wealth not have a share of it.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Naaaah, evil doesn’t equal competent. Such a load of shit on so many levels.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But they just haven’t nailed the dead eyes!
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bought and paid for as ever. Murdoch can’t shuffle off this mortal coil soon enough.
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Cat Ballou @squarahj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally
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Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
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