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Faye Hill

@squangles.bsky.social
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Thirty-something graphic designer living with husband, two kids, and a rising sense of panic.

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Faye Hill @squangles.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Stupid festival of spring. Easter bunny can get in the bin. 😫
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Faye Hill @squangles.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Everyone get ready: son has a new cooking-through-history homework, and this time it's WW2 rationing. Timely. Already had a go at mashed potato biscuits and carrot cookies. Historic cookery is my jam (Chutney? Pickle? Spiced mince?)
Carrot cookies - orange- coloured, rock-cake-like creations on a wire rack, cooling. Flavoured with vanilla essence or orange essence. Chewy, but pleasant!Round mashed potato biscuits cooling on a wire rack. Made with mashed potato to lessen the amount of flour used, they're cheesy and black pepper-y and actually really, really good!
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Faye Hill @squangles.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Everything reminds me of him...
Product description for can opener, describing it as having "large knob and soft, comfortable handles"
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Faye Hill @squangles.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Juice punch with lychee and cherry eyeballs and ghost ice cubesMonster sliders with cheese slice teeth and Cyclops eyes made from cucumber, carrots and olivesMummys made from chipolatas wrapped in croissant dough and a green Mac & cheese Monster teeth made from apple slices and cubes of cheese
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Faye Hill @squangles.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Because I am absolutely, totally not extra, Halloween this year involved me cooking a massive banquet of spooky food, decorating the dining room and becoming a witch (in costume, but hopefully not personality). It took THREE DAYS to make everything. I regret nothing.
A skeleton made from crunchy vegA graveyard made out of hummus and puff pastry grave stonesChocolate skeleton biscuits with mint icing'Deathcap' vol-au-vents with a skull-shaped mushroom topper
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Faye Hill @squangles.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Behold, my triumph!
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Faye Hill @squangles.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Asked youngest what she's named her doll. "JESUS!" she shouts, joyfully. I dunno, I thought the Second Coming would be a little less... plasticky.
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Faye Hill @squangles.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Just chillin' in my thinking cap
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Faye Hill @squangles.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
First morning of the school holidays. Already been persuaded to put the unicorn headband on. I have no backup plan left.
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Faye Hill @squangles.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
🎶 'Tis the season for penile injury Fa-la-la la-la, la la la la 🎶
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Faye Hill @squangles.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Lovely afternoon of crafting turning into worry about my daughter's education/eyesight as she's loudly insisting that THIS is a squirrel...
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