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no-no-nobody’s fault but mine. database scientician, virtue signaler. he/him

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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 6h
Senator Eric Schmitt: "They’re saying I don’t know you. But I do know you. Why is everyone saying I don’t know you?" Former Special Counsel Jack Smith: "Senator, I believe they are saying you don’t know jack shit."
A photo from the congressional hearing.
Missouri Senator Schmitt, asking questions into the microphone.
Former special counsel Jack Smith, responding.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sure as hell wish Congress had known about the "if you bring any damn beverage at all" rule before they confirmed RFKjr. Anyone bother telling them? ~~~ Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy at his January confirmation hearing for HHS Secretary 2025 January 29-30 Getty Images
RFKjr is seated before a microphone in a charcoal suit and black tie. His left hand is extended into the air. In front of him is a large coffee shop to-go cup.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sure as hell wish Congress had known about the "if you bring any damn beverage at all" rule before they confirmed RFKjr. Anyone bother telling them? ~~~ Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy at his January confirmation hearing for HHS Secretary 2025 January 29-30 Getty Images
RFKjr in a charcoal suit and black tie. He is seated in front of a microphone. He is speaking with his left hand extended in the air. In front of him is a large coffee shop to-go cup.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello from Honey and Clover! Thrianta rabbits and best friends. They both turn 6 years old this year. The red-brown coat is a trait Thrianta rabbits are known for. Honey and Clover love sow thistle leaves, and the long wide blades of sedge that grow in our yard.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An "independent investigative journalist" from NYC with 51000 followers and a blue check…
(Him)
For the love of god, people, don’t bring iced coffee to a job interview. Are you out of your mind?
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(Me)
What does iced coffee signify to you, that demands a prohibition?

I feel that would be a more productive conversation.

I don't think there are any candidates that would have been hired but for the iced coffee - do you?
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(Him again)
It is a distinctly unserious signifier. You shouldn’t bring anything into a job interview but water.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sure wish we knew what was in RFKjr’s large coffee shop to-go cup for his 2025 January HHS Secretary confirmation hearings. Seems relevant to the whole "job interview" discussion. [Getty images]
RFKjr in a charcoal suit with black tie is seated before a mic. He is speaking with an outstretched hand. In front of him is a large coffee shop to-go cup.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I think some Anatoly-style stunts are sure to win friends, French or not! 😆 Is ok I clean this?
Anatoly is in blue coveralls and is using a push mop. He looks on as someone not fully in frame lifts a bar with four plates on each side.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
is it a sequel?
Poster for the movie "Life of Pi"
Showing a man and a tiger at sea on a boat.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Clover is curious.
A pet rabbit with red-brown coat sits up on its hind legs and looks around. The rabbit is on a concrete patio step. In the background a 3 foot tall wire pet fence can be seen.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
But that lettuce was my "one other thing!!!"
A white plate on a white background. On the plate is a grilled sliver of chicken breast, a piece of broccoli, a single tortilla and the words “one other thing” as if written in black sharpie.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
a question haunts me, relevant to justification of lethal force: Did Corey Durell Ruiz wield the knife which injured an officer? Or was an officer wounded by an unsecured knife in a scuffle with Corey Ruiz and multiple other officers? www.cityofmadison.com/police/incid...
The man either fell or was pulled off the bicycle, this is still being determined, and a struggle ensued with officers in the middle of the intersection.

During the struggle, the man pulled out a fix-blade knife and injured an officer.  Officers continued to try to get the man into custody and a less lethal device, a taser, was used but it was unsuccessful.

The officer injured by the knife is the one who fired his weapon. A second officer was also injured, but it is not clear how that occurred. At this time, we do not think it was from the knife. 

In all, four officers were involved or witnessed this shooting. Only one officer fired his weapon.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Fascinator" is such a fabulous name for a style of hat. www.hobbs.com/us/product/c...
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i simply cannot explain how *badly* i wanted to see this movie in theatres… I’m not even sure it came to the Watertown theatre… probably woulda had to go to Waukesha ~~~ Michael Carmine as Rubin and Leon as Moss "Band of the Hand" (1986) www.imdb.com/title/tt0090...
A black and white still from the movie "Band of the Hand."
Leon is the character Moss, in the foreground in swamp above his knees.
Michael Carmine is Rubin, behind him and wading through water up to his waist.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cool! Our front porch robins have left the nest, onto their next adventures! Never seen a hummingbird nest but they stop by in fall for our cardinal flowers.
Three Robin hatchlings in a straw nest, on a wrought iron shelf in front of some yellow vinyl siding.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Our “no mow May” I’ll try to catch the bunnies soon. Our cat Nala loves running back and forth over the purple ajuga :-)
Purple ajuga flowers bloom in an unmixed yard of grass and dandelions.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
if this idea works my contraption will not simply be an ergodynamic workstation… it will be an apocalypse workstation… 🤣 Bells of Steel uses 1 inch bolts on the Manticore. Before I started building it today, I was certain I had a 36 mm socket. Nope, needed a quick run to Home Depot 🙂
3 inch square steel beams lay on a wood floor. They are attached to each other with 1-inch wide bolts and 36 mm nuts.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
so i’ve decided to go in a different direction.
A steel plate sits on a hardwood floor. The steel plate has the lettering for "Bells of Steel" cut out.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
i really like this setup. but!!! $3995 and the Human Touch Perfect Chair is not included. Too high of a price point for me. www.ergoquest.com/zero-gravity...
Screenshot from Ergoquest.com

The perfect chair is a zero gravity recliner. In this photo a person is fully reclined. A keyboard is on a multi position arm of the workstation, in front of the of the person on the reclined chair. A monitor is on a second multi position arm, in front of the person.



Perfect Chair Workstation 1
Product Code: PCW-1
Type: Non-Integrated
Price: $3995
Video and Specifications

Base designed to work with HT Perfect Chairs
​Works with the PC-6, PC-075, PC-095, PC-610 etc.
Motorized mast lifts monitor and laptop tray
Articulating, adjustable monitor arm
Articulating, adjustable laptop tray arm
One 15" x 19" side table included
Additional side table can be added
Supports up to 34" monitors
Keyboard/mouse tray included
Locking 3" casters allow for easy movement
Human Touch Perfect Chair is not included
​Assembly is required
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Pictures of cats! This is Juliet.
Juliet is an American ragdoll with dark face marking, blue eyes, and white boots on her paws. She is sitting on basement floor carpet, looking toward the camera.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Well… it seems i have a book to find…
The Economics of Inperfect Competition

Joan Robinson
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
hm. Copilot enters the chat. xfssyncd_centisecs => /proc/sys/vm/dirty_writeback_centisecs /proc/sys/vm/dirty_expire_centisecs
The xfssyncd_centisecs tunable in the Linux kernel’s XFS filesystem has been deprecated and removed in newer kernel versions.

Background
xfssyncd_centisecs was a /proc/sys/fs/xfs/xfssyncd_centisecs sysctl parameter that controlled how often (in hundredths of a second) the XFS background sync daemon (xfssyncd) would run to flush metadata to disk.
It was useful in older kernels for tuning metadata writeback frequency, especially on systems with specific performance or durability requirements.
Deprecation Reason
The XFS developers reworked the metadata writeback mechanism, making xfssyncd obsolete.
Modern XFS now uses the generic Linux kernel writeback infrastructure, which is more efficient and unified across filesystems.Timeline
Marked deprecated: Around Linux kernel 5.10–5.15 timeframe.
Removed entirely: By Linux kernel 6.2+ (and in RHEL 8.7+ / RHEL 9.x, Ubuntu 22.04+ with newer kernels).
Attempting to set it now results in:

Copy code
systemd-sysctl[xxx]: Couldn't write '500' to 'fs/xfs/xfssyncd_centisecs', ignoring: No such file or directory
What to Do Instead
No direct replacement — XFS now relies on the kernel’s generic writeback tunables:
/proc/sys/vm/dirty_writeback_centisecs
/proc/sys/vm/dirty_expire_centisecs
If you previously tuned xfssyncd_centisecs for performance, adjust these VM parameters instead.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm working with backups and restores of Intersystems IRIS databases on Linux cloud VMs :-) and i have reason to care about xfssyncd_centisecs. xfssyncd_centisecs is deprecated? Nah, i think google AI is lying to me. But DuckDuckGo is telling me the truth: not deprecated.
fs.xfs.xfssyncd_centisecs (Deprecation Note): While still documented, the kernel frequently ignores this variable in modern implementations. In newer systems, modifying it has little to no effect, as the kernel favors demand-based flushing.

The Linux Kernel Archives +4Search Assist

The fs.xfs.xfssyncd_centisecs option is not deprecated, but it has a default value of 3000 centiseconds (or 30 seconds) for the interval at which the filesystem flushes metadata to disk and runs internal cache cleanup routines. There is no indication of its removal in the near future.

kernel.org
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
hmmm. yeah, some type of update. wouldn't even connect to let me log in for a while... but just now the app started up. Let's see if my posts complete quickly now from my laptop browser... timed out once...
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
bsky app on iphone just logged me out on restart. something's up.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
new Outlook is trolling me.
Copilot
You can add an Attachments column to the message list in classic Outlook for Windows, but it’s not supported in new Outlook or Outlook on the web. Here’s how it breaks down and what to do in each case.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Honey and Clover
A medium sized rabbit with red-brown coat is on a red carpet, looking at the camera.y
A medium sized rabbit with red-brown coat is on a multicolored rug with a nearby piece of lettuce and another rabbit laying in the background.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
i like quince but i don’t need any notifications about men’s pants dropping 🤣
An iPhone notification

now
Quince: New men’s pants just dropped 

French Terry comfort, ProTech performance, and breathable linen. Sho…
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The Babylon Bee has an idea...
Screenshot of a tweet from The Babylon Bee

To Overrule The Supreme Court, Trump Establishes New Ultra Supreme Mega Court

A photo of Trump in a dark navy blue suitcoat, white shirt, and red tie.  he is speaking behind a microphone with arms outstretched.  He is in front of a blue background.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i think i used to have opera in there too so i could quickly switch away from whichever browser had the most annoying recent recent upgrade 🤣
Screenshot of iPhone Home Screen with one row of apps containing Brave, Firefox, Edge and Chrome browser
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
He also allegedly had a pizza cutter… and a pasta fork? From @Bogs4NY on Twitter. What was the charge? An Italian meal? A succulent Italian meal?!
A pasta/grill fork, a driver license, a pizza cutter, and a pen are on a tile floor.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Hahaaaaahaha found it on Twitter.
Screenshot of some teeets

RandomSprint
Do the negative numbers refer to a back door of the elevator?

Ash Prabaker
this seems reasonable. i did not hit a minus floor in case i would’ve been sent down to the depths of the earth.

RandomSpirit
Play it cool.

Ash Prabaker
lol
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Oh! Danny!!! How could I forget that Donnie has lays Danny!!! 🤣
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Maybe he said ICEE Land.
Against a light blue background. Someone is holding a swirl popsicle. They are toasting the red ICEE slushie held by someone else. The red slushie is in a cup with a see-through dome cover.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Ahhhh…memories…
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
And reflex reaction to imminent fall or collision is to brace with arm, almost certainly dropping the phone to the ground or onto the vehicle hood in this case. Yet ICE would like you to believe Jonathan Ross’ life was in danger when his phone never was.
An ICE agent slips and falls on ice in Minneapolis. His feet are already in the air and he is photographed mid-fall. His arms are extended downward to brace against the fall. A photographer is in the background with a camera, taking a photograph from another angle.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Only sorta
An American ragdoll cat with dark face and medium dark body reclines on a black office chair that says "Hello Kitty" on the seat back.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
i still have a taste for interactions like this 🤣🤣🤣 it’s not healthy, i know…
Screenshot of Twitter

Graham F. (beep/bop/boop) [american flag, blue check]
@realGFsquared

Nothing you cited grants the authority for a judge to aid an illegal alien in evading arrest.

3:27 PM • 12/18/25 • 7 views

L_ N___
@sqL_handLe

No, just showed that when it comes to the law, you’re kind of a doodie-headed poopie-face with confidence beyond your capability.

You aren’t a systems engineer, are you?

You don’t seem very detail-oriented.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
An important consideration for the case against Judge Dugan. In Washington state, the “courts open to all act” precludes civil arrest without a court order at the state (and lower jurisdiction) courthouses. Or on the way to/from. app.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default....
RCW 2.28.330

Privilege from civil arrest—Court facilities.

(1) No person is subject to civil arrest while going to, remaining at, or returning from, a court facility, except:
(a) Where such arrest is pursuant to a court order authorizing the arrest;
(b) When necessary to secure the immediate safety of judges, court staff, or the public; or
(c) Where circumstances otherwise permit warrantless arrest pursuant to RCW 10.31.100.
(2) For purposes of this section, "going to" and "returning from" includes the area within one mile of the court facility.
(3) Prior to any civil arrest in or on a court facility authorized by subsection (1)(a) of this section, a designated judicial officer shall review a court order authorizing any civil arrest to confirm compliance with subsection (1)(a) of this section.
(4) Nothing in this section narrows, or in any way lessens, any common law or other right or privilege of a person privileged from arrest pursuant to RCW 2.28.300 through 2.28.320 or otherwise.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Dan O’Donnell reported this email in the very first coverage of the April 18 ICE arrest. Before Judge Dugan was arrested. An early signal imo of a weak case for prosecution, from an unlikely source. x.com/danodonnells...
Screenshot of a tweet.

Dan O’Donnell (blue check)
@DanODonnellShow

Dugan disputed this in an email in response to Ashley Monday morning, saying "a warrant was not presented in the hallway on the 6th floor."

Chief Judge Ashley has not yet responded to a request for comment on the incident.

3:02 PM • 4/22/25 • 8.3K Views
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
i wanted to have an apartment like his…
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Honey and Clover.
Honey and Clover, two medium sized Thrianta rabbits with red-brown coat are nestled closely to each other on a blue blanket.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Does every salty snack NEED to be flaming hot now? Okay, I’ll admit. The Late Night Doritos got me and I brought a bag home. That marketing pulled me in like a moth to flame. Like Taco Bell’s 4th meal. I know I’m a guy that eats whatever after 10 pm when I should have broccoli or celery instead 🤣
An unopened bag of Doritos on a kitchen countertop.

Late Night Doritos.
Zesty Jalapeño Poppers.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
When I searched Google for "malarkey jiggery-pokery claptrap" the AI overview concluded with…
In short, they are all colorful ways to call something "nonsense," but "jiggery-pokery" points more to dishonesty, "malarkey" to insincerity, and "claptrap" to empty, pretentious rhetoric.
<red> Something went wrong with this response. </red>

Where Did Joe Biden Get His "Bunch of Malarkey"?
[link to vocabulary.com]

<red> Oops, something went wrong.</red>
[Dive deeper in AI mode]
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
and the growing number of people becoming US citizens while serving in the military. In 2024 in the United States military a new high of 16,290 naturalizations took place. www.uscis.gov/military/mil...
Bar chart showing the number of naturalizations in the US military from year to year.

2020 - 4570
2021 - 8800
2022 - 10690
2023 - 12150
2024 - 16290
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
A Google search AI summary for #sqlserver T8008. "causes the auditing of transactions log records as they are read during transactions rollback or log recovery." << ermm. Nope. That’s 3422. 8008 influences the assignment of tasks to schedulers.
Screenshot of a Google search for "sql server trace flag 8008"

AI Overview

SQL Server trace flag 8008 causes the auditing of transaction log records as they are read during transaction rollback or log recovery…
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
And when I searched Bing for #sqlserver trace flags 8008, Copilot wanted to tell me about trace flag 8040.
Screenshot of a Bing search for "sql server trace flag 8008"

Copilot Search

SQL Server Trace Flag 8040
Trace Flag 8040 is used in SQL Server to disable the Resource Governor…
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Recently i needed a few details about about some #sqlserver trace flags. An "i don’t know, where could i research that?" from a junior would be more appreciated than these AI search summaries. Why does Copilot want to tell me about 8086 when i asked about 876?
Screenshot of a Bing search for "sql server trace flag 876"

Copilot Search

SQL Server Trace Flag 8086
Trace flag 8086 i used in SQL Server to disable NUMA locality checks for memory commits…
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Less than 10 feet from our front door along the sidewalk to our driveway two recently hatched mourning dove chicks, nestled among evergreen branches, are guarded by mama dove.
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L_ N___ @sqlhandle.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Yep, after calling in the pastor/court security officer. ~~ Charlie Kirk's suspected killer brought into custody after confessing to father 2025 September 13 www.bbc.com/news/article...
Investigators said at a news conference on Friday that the suspect had confessed to his father and said he would rather take his own life than surrender. The father then called a youth pastor who is a family friend.

Both men tried to calm the suspect down, police said. The pastor, who also serves as a court security officer, later called the US Marshals, who detained the suspect at around 22:00 local time on Thursday.
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