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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。

@spy-on.bsky.social
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⠀⠀⠀⠀「 no job is too small for me ☆ 」 a muse by charlemagne

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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ah, that’s better… Koyanskaya just has a bit of a ring to it, doesn’t it?
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Matthew du Fontaine @beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@spy-on.bsky.social
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ufufu… what’s that expression for?
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, if you like it, I suppose it wouldn’t be incorrect to call me that… I can’t always guarantee that I’ll answer to it, though.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
E-Eh? What’s with my birthname?!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh hello, Master!!!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
—🖊️; wow im actually logging in everyday what a strange occurrence
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Zᴀɴᴅᴇʀ Hᴏʟʏғɪᴇʟᴅ @azure-tenacity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I.. I'm a good boy!! [CONFIDENCE: +1]
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Huhu. You are a good boy, Master!!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Am not! Also, if I had any say in the matter, I’d most definitely say that I do not deserve to be bullied!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thankfully Master-chan kept it very clear for the both of us!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tch, there’s nothing to corrupt here. I just wanted you to be more… clear.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
—🖊️; i smoked my bedtime grass im half blinking
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Too bad. Here’s your court date. ( She hands Musashi an envelope. ) You have been served.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Alright, all bunny suits worn by Yaskaya “Hikari no Koyanskaya” Nikitich and associates (aka people who I have employed or expressed permission to) are not allowed! You have permission, Ibuki-chan.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rigid how?
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All bunny suits worn by anyone but Yaskaya “Hikari no Koyanskaya” Nikitich are not allowed!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sued.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀ alien shepherd ! @sweetascheripie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hello!!!!!! Hellooooo!!!!!! Helloooooooooo!!!! ( They wave their arms!!! )
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
—🖊️; this is still a huge wip but here they b sweetascheripie.bsky.social
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⠀⠀⠀⠀ alien shepherd ! (@sweetascheripie.bsky.social)
there’s always a spot in the herd ~ they/them || alien cow kemonomimi || your new best friend !!!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
—🖊️; would u guys kill me if i put an oc in ur hands
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Huhu. Good boy, Dante-san!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My job at this point is to be on Merlin’s nerves. If I make his job too easy, he’ll get soft ~
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And a dork, too!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, a bit… ( Her features soften. ) You know best how I tease. (A sigh.) Maybe I do deserve to get it back just a tiny bit.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How good of a mood? Can I ruin it?
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Delightful! You know where to reach me! ( She pecks a kiss to his cheek, then sauntering off as she waved to him. ) Toodles!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
( She picks herself right back up at the offer! ) Well you should’ve just started with that, Gochan! What do you need? A secretary, a bodyguard, a hitman? I am a woman of many talents.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
—🖊️; this is all i got
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
( Her expression falls, mostly by him backing off from her. ) So you’re firing me? I didn’t even sign a NDA!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
—🖊️; ugh why am i at work i wanna draw smth for a response
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A pretty face? You know I’m much more than just a pretty face… ( Her breath hovered over the skin of his neck and ear. ) So be a good boy and keep the cash flowing, ‘kay?
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How accustomed? ( She leans a little too close to him, so she can drop her voice low enough to only reach his ears. ) I’ll have to see if I could push that bar.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Morning ~ ✨
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You cannot keep your heart (or your pockets) safe from me, Director!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mmm, that won’t last…
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know I already have access to your bank account, Gochan!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dessert coffee is good in small quantities… all of that sugar first thing in the morning is you just begging to feel sick by lunch.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I didn’t say your coffee was a bad thing, I just said it looks like a milkshake! Now thinking about it, there’s definitely a market for overpriced coffee with a bunch of add ins…
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So capitalism is fine when it’s selling guns to continue the infinite war economy but when it’s Nemo getting the double chocolate whip mocha iced latte it’s suddenly frowned upon.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A drink at 9 am…. Yeah, sure, why not.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It really does look more like a milkshake…
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sounds more like you’re trying to justify why you like me so much, Santos-san. But hey! Don’t twist my insult to something towards me! I may be a bunny, but I’m no meek prey.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How exciting… well, if it needs to be done, I must take responsibility!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Huu… remembering why I took such a long vacation… ( < buster farming all day )
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You really like being on my last nerve, don’t you?
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
( Yawn. ) Oh, good morning!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
—🖊️; gn forever chat we’ll see if i’ll come crawling back tmrw 😴😴😴😴
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If that’s what you’d want, I guess I couldn’t say no to that adorable face! A tea party for two then! Oh, you should totally let me find you a dress to wear!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀assassin 。 @spy-on.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just saying I’ll do about anything if you put some cash in my hand… (😗)
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