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Gage @spunkdmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wish to marry that penis.

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The resemblance is uncanny. Will the polypectomy on the left be televised?

Now this looks like some good wholesome family fun. There's even pizza!

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Good lord. I think there's a baby somewhere missing an arm.

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Love me some classic porn...all fur and no foreskins lol.

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I bet you've found some amazing smells in there too.

Gage @spunkdmonkey.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I love horse riding. Especially that first point in the ride when you go from a hard canter to a gallop, and going full speed actually fells smoother and more natural.

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Gage @spunkdmonkey.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Love this pic I grabbed from Tumblr when it was fun.

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Gage @spunkdmonkey.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

How would you feel if you saw a similar picture of all the Israeli children Hezbollah has murdered in their terror attacks? Some of the children being Palestinian, because yes, Palestinians live in Israel too (and I’m not talking about Gaza or the West Bank.

Gage @spunkdmonkey.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Your post supporting Palestine got 7 likes (without offering any information, just stating you’d read the history), while my multiple posts containing facts, which don’t support Palestinians, have totalled 0 likes. People would much rather hate a convenient villain than question their hate. Sad.

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Gage @spunkdmonkey.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

People are so biased against Israel without having a clue about what’s gone down in the Southern Levant - clearly victims of Arab propaganda. People actually think Palestinians are “the indigenous people” and that the entire state of Israel is an occupation! No knowledge, just opinions. Propaganda.

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I shouldn’t have said also. The acts of the Israeli state have not been terror. The Palestinians have carried out terror attacks repeatedly. But what Israel has been engaged in is something far more subtle and non-violent, but unquestionably damaging - not as overt as in SA, but still apartheid.

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You don’t have to remain ignorant.

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Palestinians have also been inflicting terror on Israel for decades. And just because the UN has redefined genocide to include pretty much any legitimate act of war doesn’t mean a damn thing as far as I’m concerned. The original definition of genocide required an intent to completely annihilate.

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and what has transpired recently is no excuse for the foul language used to describe the Jewish people, most of whom have not participated nor had any influence over what Netanyahu has ordered the IDF to do. This type of hate speech incites people to violence against people who don’t deserve it.

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In any case, this is a complex issue between people who share a common ancestor and for thousands of years coexisted relatively peacefully (apart from when they were being invader, in which case they were generally on the same side). Most people don’t realise how recent the animosity between them is

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As in, all 3000 years of it?

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the people who had never been shy about their own genocidal goal of wiping the Jewish people off the face of the Earth. Would you have just kept living beside those people, hoping they didn’t make good on their threat? But kit’s even more complex than that. Don’t you want an informed opinion?

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Do you know that what Israel has done is not genocide? Do you know any Israelis or other Jewish people? And do you realise that nothing Israel’s done is terrorism? They had been suffering terror attacks by the Palestinians for so long, they finally said fuck this, and started a war. A war against

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from their homeland (the ones that were left after they slaughtered half a million of them), known as the Kingdoms of Israel and of Judah before the Romans attempted to commit REAL genocide against the Israelites, and known as the Southern Levant before that. Do you know what a Zionist is?

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Calm yourself. And educate yourself. I have a feeling you’ve never been to Israel. And I also have a feeling you know very little about what has happened in that little triangle of land, currently known as Israel, known as Palestine when the Romans called it that to disconnect the Jewish people

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It would certainly be better if people actually educated themselves on how all this came about. It’s so much more complex than anyone in the west bothers to find out. And everyone’s spent too much time on X where there are no rules, but there is a difference between free speech and hate speech.

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the 3000 years of history between the Palestinians and the Jewish people. You can’t be an anti-semite anymore than you can be anti-Palestinian once you learn their history. They’re the same fucking people!

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Very little causes anti-semitism than anti-semites. Because anti-semites are people who’ve already made up their mind about Jewish people, so when they hear about Israel’s IDF doing bad shit, they just bust out that anti-semitism. Instead of asking questions. Instead of learning more about

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No, don’t call them that, because they’re nothing like Nazis. Have you seen any reports of Palestinians being dissected alive? Any verifiable reports of chemical weapons tested on them? (I know there are sketchy accounts of detainees being administered unknown substances, but hello it’s the internet

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Just so I’m clear, are we giving the Palestinians a free pass on the terror attacks of the past what, century?

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I swear the only time my phone smells like anything other than a phone is when you’re taking up the view screen 🐷

So the Gaza strip is technically the Palestinian homeland. But when they lived there as recent offshoots of the Canaanites, both speaking the lingua franca, Aramaic, of the much larger region, the Palestinians weren’t trying to commit genocide against the Israelites. Not for over a thousand years.

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And those ancestors of modern Palestinians were the same as those of modern Jewish people - the Canaanites. Ancient Israelites (and the Edomites that eventually assimilated into their culture) lived in the bulk of what is now Israel. Ancient Philistines lived in what is now the Gaza strip.

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132 CE. Because slaughtering 500,000 of them and selling any that survived into slavery wasn’t enough. The Romans got the word Palestine by bastardising Philistine, and the Philistine States were the homeland of the modern Palestinian’s ancestors.

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good idea to learn exactly how the Middle East got to where it is now. Details like the fact that Palestine was never really a thing until the Romans named the Kingdom of Israel, Kingdom of Judah, and the rest of the Southern Levant “Palestine” - to punish the Jews for their uprising in

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the questions they used were extremely leading, and encouraged the interviewees to think of Gaza like Jericho from the biblical tale. So interviewers basically told them what to answer. And even then only half took the bait. So yeah, the situation is about 3000 years old. It’s a

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87% of Israelis support deporting the Palestinians that remain in Gaza. They do NOT support killing them, they just want to be able to live without the constant threat of terror attacks. One source did arrive at a statistic of 47% of Israelis saying there were no innocents in Gaza, but

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Careful where you get your information. A lot of legitimate looking sources aren’t. And a lot of sources that are usually legitimate are misusing words like genocide, which is not what is happening to anyone in the Southern Levant right now. (The UN definition of genocide is far too broad.)

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So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan. The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth. And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

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Without telling anyone. And left everybody else to clean up the mess. You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy.

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September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years. And then you left at 2 a.m.

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Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment. ‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’ When exactly was that, champ?

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And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster. And you call Greenland badly governed?

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Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years. Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you.

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You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s. Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends.

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