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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Very few people include the injection holes when they draw a Twinkie. I don't know why I'm keying in on that, but the attention to detail makes me smile. Also, great art all around!
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You got this, dude! I believe in you.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm sorry you're having a rough go of it, man.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pizza hotline. Listen now. Thank me later.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Shit, you're right. I never owned one, but my old homebrew friend swore by them.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Wait until you try Gochujang with Ketchup. Just put some on my fried rice right now. Heavenly.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
None, because pancakes don't have any bones.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I know it's a trite cliche, but it's such a breath of fresh air. Simply marvelous.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
How is it that I instantly love all three characters exactly the same in totally different ways? They are all the best girl.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Excellent! Make sure to follow it up with the sequel, Palm Mall Mars:
youtu.be
猫 シ Corp. : Palm Mall Mars
YouTube video by Vapor Memory
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Then you might really dig this, even though it's not exactly jazzy.
youtu.be
猫 シ Corp. : Palm Mall
YouTube video by Vapor Memory
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I dunno, the idea is a museum having a big aquarium with next to no fish is pretty funny.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Down da hooooooolllllle.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is such a specific feeling/experience that I struggle to share coherently with people. Like, it's more than just the dream and the vague sense of missing someone. It's the rug pull we do to ourselves, and it often hurts. That is to say, I like this.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Cup Gallon is the almost-tubby himbo, famously addicted to instant noodles. He's got a heart of gold and about three brain cells to rub together. But when his friends are up against the wall, that's when he breaks out the chaingun. Hawaiian shirt, gym shorts, eyes always closed. He's my favorite now
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My work is boring and frustrating in equal measure today while I still am processing The Horrors™️. Not your fault but an apology would probably feel nice.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Can confirm. God, I'm dying to get this in my hands.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I recently started painting models after dropping my brushes for more than 12 years for pretty much the same reasons. It's a good feeling, isn't it? I'm happy for you!
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Computers.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I need at least two seasons of this show. Monster/problem of the week style with bits of overarching lore peppered in.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I'll send them 2000's pop songs! The worst I can find. And he'll have to listen to them all while I monitor his mind!
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Can confirm I've seen this face in... *unpleasant* situations. You've nailed it.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Rob. ROBERT. ROBERTHONY PLEASE STOP MAKING ABSOLUTELY FIRE SHIRTS AND PRINTS. I'm running out of walls and hangers.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It's that "I must away" panel that kills, and then the lovely scene after just *chef's kiss*
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Used to work with most of the old Gamecock team after they broke up. Really talented team who mainly had timing issues. Man, I miss those days...
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Kierkegaard would like a word.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Josef Albers, 'Walls and Screens' A high compliment, indeed.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
You're really good at nailing a sense of immense scale. By all means, please do more if you get the chance.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Welcome to the party, friend. Milchick is best Milkshake.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"these are super rough sketches." Proceeds to post beautifully haunting landscapes and almost-alien architecture of a world I DESPERATELY need to explore. I am very excited to see where you take this.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Oh fuck, talk about images you can hear.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Oh fuck! What's that Commander Keen patch from? Killer vest, regardless!
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I mean, a photo of a ducking floating on a slice of pizza? Yawn, who hasn't seen something like that.? But referencing an ancient parable in an absurdist manner? This is why I come to Bluesky.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Man, that's so good! There's a spot on my wall that this would go perfectly on.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
So many good memories. Well, the ones I can remember, anyway. Beautiful shots, you've got a great eye!
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
[HORRIFIED SCREAMING]
A screenshot of the poorly generated ad being commented on, highlighting the garbled handshake. A prime example of why the company being advertised would be a poor choice for any real estate agent looking to advertise.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
By surrounding your statement with quotation marks, it looks like you're quoting someone in preparation to refute the claim. This goes counter to what I assume you're trying to do.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a group of aliens .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a group of aliens .
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The Webb Space Telescope has found a new tiny moon in orbit around Uranus
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The good news is you can definitely change it! There are dozens of good keyboard options in the app store, and there's bound to be a configuration that suits you best.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
He's the patron saint of plus-sized women appreciators.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a bald man wearing sunglasses is looking at a screen that says mad 12.699 %
ALT: a bald man wearing sunglasses is looking at a screen that says mad 12.699 %
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Dang it
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
youtu.be/hQ3GW7lVBWY?...
youtu.be
Fans; High is next to Off on purpose
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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camwing @camw.ing · 06/06/2025
KnowBe4 speedrun | Workplace Sexual Harassment Training (2:18.33) | 100% no major glitches (CWR)
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
You've managed to capture such a specific emotion with the "why would you shit in your own drinking water" pose. A perfect blend of frustration, incomprehension, and pity weighed down by exhaustion. Like, I know it was a quick doodle, but DAMN girl you got a handle on forms!
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Thank you nice cloud, the same to you.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Damn, that's a really good point! You could even keep most of the dialogue and actions the same, and it would fit into that "gosh, the boss trusted me with this" vibe, instead of "Qui-Gon is a pretty goofy guy, huh?"
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Big agree! I love meeting new people and getting exposed to different perspectives. Folks are missing out on the joy of other people.
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Gorf @spudsman.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
But seriously, I hope this helps. The second one I took the liberty of tweaking just a bit to make the polyptych 'pop' a little, in case you liked that as well.
An edited version of the photo PushingUpRoses originally posted.  She sits in front of the polyptych Canto Triste por Biafra (I Sing Sadly for Biafra) in what appears to be the Museo de Arte Moderno. Her shirt (originally a Genesis tour shirt) has been edited to appear blank.An edited version of the photo PushingUpRoses originally posted.  She sits in front of the polyptych Canto Triste por Biafra (I Sing Sadly for Biafra) in what appears to be the Museo de Arte Moderno. Her shirt (originally a Genesis tour shirt) has been edited to appear blank, and the color/contrast has been tweaked slightly.
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