Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Refreshing all apps for the score isn’t the relaxing Saturday afternoon I was looking for. Please let it be over soon. 010
Reposted by Craig FordeAndrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 17/09/2026This is actually disturbing. We just watched someone redirect a U.S. Senator’s vote in real time like he’s a puppet. #SheShed 43620357
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Making Leeds look prime Barcelona. FFS Newcastle. 010
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So Leeds go third as predicted and we are in damage control. Things need to change at half time for sure. I’m sure Nico going off hasn’t helped but we should have that covered. 000
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What happened to the 48 hours that Tommo gave the Daily Mail. Did I miss them buying his mum a house? 000
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I just said “had ya squeesh “ to my Welsh family. Am I going mad and have made it up? 000
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That only means we get more money when we sell him in 12 months.. ( this is a joke and a nod to negative #nufc) 120
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Looks like Bruno was a good sale then. And tonali. They were both ace for us and we all loved them but they don’t seem to be prospering. Is there anyone who prospered when leaving #nufc? Except WIJNALDUM. 1241
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026We could be top of the league on Saturday for a bit. 100
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Good transfer window that I reckon. Bit light in some areas as people are pointing out but overall I think we’ve done alright and fans are rightly excited for the season again. Looking forward to see the flying mags. 010
Reposted by Craig FordeLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 29/08/2026The Tottenham Hotspur Experience 69517
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Who’s this commentator? Bit of cramp. Nothing to do with the football in the face? 100
Reposted by Craig Forde852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274164512321
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Well all that excitement has fizzled out in one tackle. I hope Elanga isn’t out for the season or even a few months but it seems like he will. Hell of season ahead. Busy 3 weeks of transfers now too. We’ve got cash. Let’s spend it. #nufc 020
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'm going to put a bet on Bruno getting injured in the first couple of months of his new club career. Why do they all think the grass is greener. I get the money thing but surely we could do a better deal. Small fish big pond now. 030
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Fluent English, German manager. A few German players, let's see. Thanks Eddie but let's look forward. 010
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Oh well. At least we won a cup. And played champions league twice. Thanks for the memories Eddie. Bruno gone tomorrow and that’ll round off an amazing week. Normally positive but fuck this. 030
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Can’t wait for this at the next toon match. #beiber #nufc 010
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Am I the only one watching the World Cup hoping something happens to Trump live on tv? It’s cringy so far. 010
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 13/07/2026www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/262736... Ok so I take it all back. We are so fucked. Can't land a player. Much weaker than the end of the season and pre season starts this week. Unless a massive drive this week we are already in a relegation battle.thenorthernecho.co.ukWhat Newcastle United have done after collapse of Manzambi deal - and what went wrongNewcastle United have already begun pursuing alternative central-midfield targets after the collapse of their proposed deal for Johan Manzambi 000
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I see we are bed wetting again tonight. It’s tiresome being a toon fan. Trust the process and stop demanding things happen super quick. We have no idea what’s going on in the background. If it’s meant to be it’s meant to be. 100
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Go out and buy Eliot anderson. Hijack city. Bruno money and add some. #nufc 220
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Last night diabetes kicked our arse. 15 years in and it still has that capacity. Unable to get out of a low for 5 hours, multiple juice boxes, foods, sweets and just slightly up then down again. Managed to smash it at 4.30am so a very upset and sleepy 17 year old can finally sleep and not feel sick 000
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Wait until som teams have been eliminated before we start panicking. Or until it's all over then there will be movement. 110
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I don't understand all the NUFC meltdown about transfers. Theres a World Cup going on and as reported most of our targets are there and if there not then they probably aren't our targets. No one is signing anyone while the World Cup is going on. No manager is letting a player off to have a medical 200
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Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Why am I conditioned to expect a wellbeck hattrick in the second half? #nufc 050
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Howe in for me. Some of the dead weight need to go. Murphy, Gordon, to name two. Sandro can go to if we get good money. Barnes too. Let Howe do his thing, not spend all summer stressing about it all. The man must be fucked. He’s worked non stop for two years. 130
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 12/04/2026We aren’t that good really are we. Murphy no good, Gordon loves a little flick and run that comes to nothing every time, osula still headless, even Sandro can’t take a corner. Need to up our game a lot. 010
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Definitely not Howe out but this season has been a struggle. Not sure the criticism of the players is fair. Tino is just back from a long injury, the others are running on fumes. We don’t have enough depth to compete in all the things we’ve done this season. I’ve watched Newcastle twice a week on tv 2150
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Good half that. Fingers crossed we stay the same in the second half. Always have bad feelings about us in the second half. #nufc 000
Craig Forde @spudoffron.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Cracking day here today. First day in the garden. Feels like spring is finally on the way. I know it might snow ⛄️ this week but I’m going to let that slide for now. 000
