Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I bet he's incontinent and has all sorts of other infirmities too. These are the issues that I, a person who actually has some god dang compassion, have with the man 010
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Donald Trump: *makes shockingly cruel decisions with his evil brain* The American public: look at this guy's fucked up legs 100
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Idk what the point being made here is, but to me the takeaway is that the Google AI overview has gotten pretty good 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Claude Code has the most insidious pricing model. It's like heroin if heroin turned people into SaaS entrepreneurs 001
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I miss before AI, when typos didn't exist. And there were big Dr Pepper fountains lining the streets. Now, only sidewalks. AI ones 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will get my ass to the polls to vote for socialists if that helps 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am on the side of GOOD! I don't want your digital AI CRAP! I hope you BURN ALIVE and it HURTS because you HATE HUMANITY and LOVE SUFFERING and I just CAN'T RELATE 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"We hate tech bros" has become "burn the witch", I guess? A natural progression. I'm glad nerds at least got to be cool for 10 years before the word got retconned to mean "unemployed video game player" 101
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Feeling cute, might fantasize about handling a corpse idk 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Would be nice if this site would show me literally anything but Donald Trump revenge fantasy porn 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My wife is STILL telling me my band isn't going to make it, and she is STILL telling me I have to get a job. After 14 years, it's starting to get old. 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Once again the "doctor" refuses to give me any sort of pills for my whisky allergy. 100
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Today I touched my penis to REAL ANIME. None of that AI CRAP 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can I just get the `1990s: Bitch` part on a T-shirt 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I used to really like this image. On closer inspection it became clear that a Paint Bucket Tool was used to artificially inseminate the pixels. Everybody is lazy and nothing is real 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is this like that black mirror episode where you look at a pic of some regular dudes and you see a hideous cockroach monster instead 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gotta be careful with this stuff. The pig icon detectives are on the case 001
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I can't even comprehend the worldview that would lead a person to consider this a negative outcome for Trump 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I told a guy at the gas station "Drumpf stinky fart man" and his head exploded, showering me and my new bestie with mucousy sludge and gray matter 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Andrea Pandrea" is an accurate self-descriptor, at least 100
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bluesky is also the only social media website that considers "mute this account" to be a positive interaction and decides to show me more from similar accounts 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Who is the We here? Is it the party that knew about this behavior and allowed it to continue, or is it the other party that knew about this behavior and allowed it to continue? 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just saw someone on here say autism gives them a "poor sense of time passing". Wait til they find out about the Sun 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can't wait to read about Republicans being mad about this for some reason 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bluesky is the only social media site that will just show you hardcore furry porn on the homepage with absolutely zero input that would indicate you are interested in seeing such a thing. Brave algorithm 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"MAGA is a death cult" was a really solid critique until liberals decided they also think their opponents dying is awesome and hilarious 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I always agree with this sentiment yet I'm confused about the practical meaning. Masculinity can't be both Undefinable and Good. It being "masculine" to reject gender norms is sort of a paradox. We should just celebrate human virtues, right? Being a good person should make you feel more Human 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wario and Waluigi are basically clowns or jesters. They dress up like buffoonish versions of Mario and Luigi as ironic performance art, a protest against the kingdom's deification of them They aren't even brothers and they don't dress this way at all times. It's just a little show they put on 030
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I need a minute honey, really rough day at work. The boss made me try to beat his ping-pong record while bouncing on the trampoline. If I don't get this thumb war presentation just right, I'm gonna be tickled for sure 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I like when people talk about Video Gaming like it's hard work 100
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Another great thing about this wonderful new world of ours: there is a legitimate news story in here, and I can't even finish reading it because it's surrounded by three (3) distinct layers of guys trying to tell jokes about it 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026An egg and a potato in boiling water are doing the exact opposite of dictating their environment 030
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Incidentally I'm sure there's nothing fascistic about treating users of a computer program you dislike as if they are inherently flawed subhumans 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Guy who hit his thumb with a hammer: hammers are the ideal technology of fascism 100
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 21/09/20262040 president candidate: I'm not gonna lie reddit. I am pissed the heck off 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yu-Gi-Oh: BLUE EYES! Hitler: I'm listening Yu-Gi-Oh: WHITE! Hitler: Go on Yu-Gi-Oh: DRAGON! Hitler: Oh fuck yoou 002
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sometimes I just sit in the dark and cry about how we never got to hear The Big Bopper's contributions to the musical scene of the 1980s 001
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mario is a textbook narcissist. Itsa-always about him. 020
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga SNES Demake" appeared to me in a dream and now I'm mad it doesn't exist 000
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I see you using a lot of letters in this sentence but I don't see you crediting their original creators. Don't get me started on the words 200
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yes let's ignore the magic machine that writes and draws things and would've been considered Jetsons-era technology in 2006 100
Spritanium @spritanium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dr. Luigi is not a serious doctor. You can tell he's just wearing a T-shirt with a tie printed on it 010
