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Ilay🍄🌻✡️

@springpaw.monster
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Terminally Chill. NonBinary They/Them. 30 sumn Spry Fox turned Old agitated Wolverine. InfoSec. Audio. Nice Jewish boy. Radical Humanitarian, Welfare at any cost. Thoughts and opinions are not my own, I am possessed.

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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 18/08/2026
Neat
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 24/07/2026
Next June will be the 20th anniversary of cockwaffle
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 12/05/2026
Stuffed into the dehydrator
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 10/05/2026
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 23/12/2025
We can fix you 🥺
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 01/11/2025
There’s a lot of bad right now but I won’t let any of it change how I feel about the good
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 01/11/2025
falling asleep with you under the willow tree is my anything at the end of everything “Anything that’s understood ain’t gotta be said”
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 19/10/2025
:)
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 05/10/2025
Fred Rogers
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 05/10/2025
“Death is something many of us are uncomfortable about, but to die is to be human, and anything human is mentionable. Anything mentionable is manageable. Anything mentionable is manageable.”
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 31/07/2025
I am not a gay bitch
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 31/07/2025
Last night on the metro this dude walked past me swinging his arms jamming out to some music and without stopping or looking at me, pointed at me and went “yous a gay bitch” preceded to walk to the back of the metro sat down and passed the fuck out and I have not stopped thinking about it since then
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 22/07/2025
If you like adventure books, I highly recommend picking this one up. I was thrilled to read something illustrated by @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social Check out their other works 👀
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 09/07/2025
Thanks so much to @koryvali.bsky.social for featuring me in their new comic! Check it out here payhip.com/koryvali! (CW: Vore)
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 14/06/2025
Protest was very neolib lol, I got dirty looks from other protestors looking at my sign 🙃
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 09/06/2025
RIPS YOUR FACE OFF *but very gently*
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 02/06/2025
I feel like it’s maybe been somewhat forgotten a bit but I’m still nonbinary they/them! And also very much demi
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 20/05/2025
Wolverine Ilay as an inexorable iron magus 🤓 From one of my favorite artists! 🎨: @jarvvitch.bsky.social
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 17/05/2025
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 10/05/2025
Bless! I got a couple and a patch 😌 truly the fiercest mustelid in the world
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 09/05/2025
Yipeeee
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 04/05/2025
Stop fucking tagging macro stuff micro and micro stuff macro or I will fucking kill you
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 03/05/2025
Plug shirt
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 03/05/2025
HEHEHEH I win you dump ass headphones 😎
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 03/05/2025
But I’m too impatient to wait for a new cable >:3c HEHEHEHEH
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 02/05/2025
Eheheh troublemaker 🫨
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 01/05/2025
little piccy of my setup :3
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 01/05/2025
I really like the Logitech MX Keys Mini for mine! It has a neat function on the top you can use to switch in between devices really easily! So if you’re using your PC for references you don’t have to move over to your PC keyboard.
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 25/04/2025
Unfortunately I don’t have needle nose right now, I’m not sure what happened to them. The top ports on the case are
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 25/04/2025
*WEASEL SCREAM*
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 23/04/2025
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 02/04/2025
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 27/03/2025
Weasel
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 26/03/2025
You’ve got everything you’ve ever wanted. Where will you go now? Wherever the wind takes me 😌 *walks off into the sunset*
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 26/03/2025
🤝
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 20/03/2025
Lately things have been feeling despondent from many different angles, but one thing that never fails to shine through some of that glum is when my orchids are in bloom again.
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 19/03/2025
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 16/03/2025
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 04/03/2025
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 03/03/2025
Monstie huntie
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 28/02/2025
My day to day this week has been 8-10 hour long meetings of yelling and frustration due to inaction and indecisiveness. I’m going to tear someone’s throat out.
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 28/02/2025
They didn’t have a pattern for Balinese so I made it using face tattoos on the paws lol
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 28/02/2025
store.steampowered.com/app/2756920/... It's a game about going on a roadtrip in the 90's and full of different characters and events
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 28/02/2025
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 28/02/2025
I’ve been practicing almost every day. I’ve still got a long way to go
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 27/02/2025
👀
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 26/02/2025
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 26/02/2025
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 26/02/2025
Two drinks, both for me, as I work a 14 hour day into the night in the shit show that is the federal government. Didn’t think id be standing up a new domain server tonight after our on prem one shit the bed and didn’t replicate. This could’ve been avoiding by not cutting corners…. YIPEEEEEEEEE
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Ilay🍄🌻✡️ @springpaw.monster · 19/02/2025
This is the first thing I finished. In a year I’m gonna come back to this and throw the last thing I’ve done side by side.
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