A @springerist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Permission to paint a picture? Permission to like totally set the scene…? 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My Mac n cheese is 700 degrees and I’m scarfing it down oooo so yummy and sooo hot 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Love my editing divas, love them and their 5 second clip of a song playing over and over and over and over and over again 001
A @springerist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026One thing I’m learning about myself is that I think if I was a prehistoric homosapien I def wouldve been one of the divas hooking up with a Neanderthal man, like whoops sorry for the low-key species mixing and lingering dna in humans fr 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"Can my boyfriend come?" "No I’d actually rather kill him with a gun, but thanks for asking!" 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Post hang anxiety cuz I’m worried I got too gay and freaky with it 010
A @springerist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I hate that thing that YouTube shorts does where IT TRAPS YOU IN IT 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Eiffel Tower with two short guys call that shit Eiffel bridge 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It isn’t summer until I’ve played silk chiffon loud enough to give myself hearing damage 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Bran Stark becoming the three eyed raven is like a metaphor for when your sweet cute little brother becomes an antisocial teenage weirdo 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Just got granted the privilege of going through Pokémon card bulk, maybe my besties little autistic boyfriend isn’t so bad after all 010
A @springerist.bsky.social · 30/06/2026When I send a voice message to my homie but they haven’t replied yet so I relisten to the recording until they reply 010
A @springerist.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I recently started playing Skyrim for the first time, it’s this really fun inventory management game where I collect jars and bowls and then sell them to make room for more jars and bowls 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Watching shows with hot actors is dangerous for me cuz it feeds into the delusional belief that attractive men exist 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I wish there was an app like Letterboxd but instead of the actual movies I watched I could log which actors I thought were hot 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I need a harem of all the actor boys that low-key look like hot rats THEY WILL BE MINE 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Was very much pleased when I went to check the ages of the #Akotsk cast and all the hot actors were older than me!!! So over being jumpscared by these 2004/05s 😭 Nobody is allowed to be younger than me thank you 💜 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I love being an adult for the pure simple pleasures of doing things like buying a whole jar of maraschino cherries for no reason other than that I wanted to eat some maraschino cherries 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Remember when every place had hand sanitizer available to the public, we used to be a society fr 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I was having a tweak out about how much I hate AI and I had to listen to Trap Queen to calm myself down 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Me pulling hair out of my ponytail thinking I’m giving low-key Zayn Malik hair strand tea but I’m actually giving Cameron Dallas 😔 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Male actors pmo bc wym you got this GORGE CUNTY lil bob for a show and you look so SEXY and then I look at the actor irl and theY got A boring ah ugly ah short hair ahhhhhhhh PMO PMO 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I do not understand women who wear pads without wigs like not to add to the existing critiques of various groups of women but y’all are freaks fr 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 25/03/2026My hair acts like wired headphones that have been left in someone’s pocket 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Who let me have a job Who let me be in charge of others Who let me have responsibilities and duties and deadlines I am the same bitch who struggles to make doctors appointments, wym im a leader In my community and positively impacting the leaders of tomorrow 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I think I’ve just come to the realization that I can’t do heterosexual couples where both of them are just like the worst person ever. Like one of you can be pretty bad I’ll let it rock but there has to be something redeemable pick a struggle dont pmo Gay ppl can be as evil as they want✊🏳️🌈 010
A @springerist.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I love scrolling through my own posts and having the time of my life cuz I’m so smart and silly If I wasn’t in constant fear of being perceived I’d be hyping my shit up to everyone fr 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Takesies backsies 😔 White boy misbehaved Fork found in kitchen 😔 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Flava Flav Low-key goes through life like a 14 year old delusional girl on tumblr and I simply have to respect him for that 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Anyone else live in constant irrational fear of their IT guy 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Can’t make an appointment to save my life (adhd) but got one of those "give your opinion” letters from my bum ass MP who I don’t like, and you best believe I filled that shit out asap and marched my ass right back down to the mailbox Civil duty I can lock in for, health be damned 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Aight so guys I do fear the haemorrhoids were real Maybe 2026 isn’t my year after all! 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Being the introvert bestie of an extremely outgoing social butterfly life of the party type friend is so funny. Cuz yes they are everyone’s favourite person and beloved by all but at the end of the day they choose to spend a good amount of their time with me <3 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Need to mark my territory and stake my claim on a cute little nerd or smth 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Deadass what universe am I living in rn Wym my prime minister is out here fraternizing with the cast and crew of my little gay hockey show 😭 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 28/01/20261 or mayb 2 vodka cran, my emotional support extrovert girls by my side, beefing with dj when they play bad music but also going hard regardless and earning favour with the staff, going out into the smoking area but not smoking, random lore drops with strangers on the patio Are y’all hearing me 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Going go the club in a building community kinda way Going to the club in an anthropological people watching way Going to the club in a dress up crazy outfit silly makeup way Going to the club in a dancy dancy listen to good music way 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Aight so I fear my toxic trait is that I be jokingly flirting with the homies and I’m only sometimes joking 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Certain evil haters in my life will try and claim I’m being male centric for Fujo-ing out from time to time but I simultaneously had an all female Spotify wrapped so what about that! Men have certain purposes. Singing my little songs is usually not one but watching them smooch on my tv is fun ok! 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Divas who have been sentenced to a winter birthday in a cold climate deserve reparations Free us from this divine punishment 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I think all of us would be a lot happier if we went through life assuming that everyone is bisexual and ethically non-monogamous 000
A @springerist.bsky.social · 16/01/2026As someone who has rewatched the challengers kiss scene repeatedly, yeah I liked heated rivalry 010
A @springerist.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I don’t even care about hockey like that but I will laugh and like the memes about Quinn Hughes and his ghosts every time 000
