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Preschool Reject Alice

@spriinkle2.bsky.social
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Im Alice, ill fill your feed with me complaining about games 5 people have played and alot of diapers (She/Her, It/Its, 26) 18+ I have escaped containment

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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 16h
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ma'am, i dont think you should show that to a child... (why the fuck is this seemingly a running gag???)
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bro i just downloaded this game, what is happening????
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The section says lingerie, but i don't see any diapers. Feels like false advertising
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SOON...
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This shit is not gameplay. Sad it didnt turn into wliy machine 6 this time, but also, why does it do that in the first place?
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey doctor light, quick question, what the fuck does that mean? How are shoes going to help me discover the truth? Whatever that means
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God bless mega man x4's english translation for, among other things, being so ass that they just forgot to use localized terms sometimes. Im sure alot of kids playing this for the time went "what the fuck is an irregular hunter?"
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More toys! Shoutout to my sister seeing a bunch of bionicles while at a vintage toy store and texting me immediately. Less shoutout tho because i was in the middle of getting my mouth numbed for surgery
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WHY DID YOU JUST MAGICALLY ASSUME I WANTED TO SEE AND SHOW ME ANYWAYS
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got distracted halfway thru zero mission and started playing super instead. I love super, even if it does control like absolute ass. Who binds the shoot button to x and jump to A? Also we didn't need 2 buttons for diagonal aim. I like how the gba games handle both way better. Hindsight is 20/20 tho
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mod of final fantasy 5 where everything is the same, but exdeath looks like this for some reason
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Im en-route to play with your boobs
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh fuck oh shit oh god here he comes
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ive never been more ready for such a task
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finished fusion, time to replay zero mission. Do i do hard mode? Perhaps...
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This man is a menace, no one tell him about fan fiction
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Update: the team looks pretty solid. Might throw away the hunk of shit that is noibat for something else, not evolving till 48 is HARSH
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A damn clean zed fight to cap off a fairly mid run. Haven't gotten a high score in quite a while
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My order of 8 lego pieces arrived. Now kopaka and onua have the correct length axles in their chest, kopaka has his shield, and lewa has a mask that wasnt attacked by a dog. 13$ well spent
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know, im just still, trying to get that thru my head
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck beetle man, all my homies hate beetle man
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morgan monday for those who celebrate
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy is irritating. Glad a sub 10 didn't take long cause I dont enjoy his beast out phase
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bit of a clumsy fight, but a sub 10 is a a sub 10
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally got the welcome home ending of Mio: Memories In Orbit, and god, what a good game. It has its issues, lord knows some of the platforming in the crucible made me crash out, and the difficulty could use some adjustments in places, but overall I adore the game. The epilogue scene is beautiful
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scissor man X may be my favorite navi chip in the game because it can just do This. Thats an exact 1,400 damage 1 shot against iku v3, didn't even need full synchro
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Scissor man3 did a total if 2,320 damage when factoring in full synchro, weaknesses, and both scythes hitting
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ive killed medicine enough times to get 6 style changes while trying to get scissor man X, so i need to mix up the bullying
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Youve heard boss fights where the boss doesn't get to do anything, now get ready for fights where i dont do anything. Im streamlining the gambling
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, my dog, and my emotional support kohrak the ice bohrok who is there for me in my darkest hours
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2 hour 13 minute any% playthru, im proud of that
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We gaming, specifically on my ex's childhood copy i stole, cause fuck that bitch. Mine now
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey so that mag storm just did 2880 damage if my math is correct. Thats super vulcan tier damage
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Work was draining, iku is a good punching bag for my wrath
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'll settle for this. I'm not particularly proud of this kill, but its the first sub 10 ive gotten this run and im sick of looking at this asshole
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love it when bosses get to do absolutely nothing
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Given my love for poison panels, im surprised this was an exact hp kill
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok n1 gp done. Tortoise man died pretty quickly this time, not too bad. Time to brutalize pyro man, love that guy for being weak to most of my favorite chips
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really spent half this fight in the custom screen huh
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Again, dont let people convince you i know what im doing in these games, im just rolling the worlds most violent slot machine for hours like an anger fueled gambling addiction
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alright back to my bullshit. 2 area grab * and dark desert is a damn war crime against iku
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I bought this bin for 40$, it contains: Lewa mata (fully complete, mask is in poor shape) Kopaka mata (missing shield, and a 6 long axl) Onua mata (missing 6 axl) 2 matoran 1 ice bohrok (fully complete) Gali mata (missing alot, but i have her already) A 2nd bohrok (missing axls, weapons, and krana)
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Local flower gets shot with a cannon, more at 11
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
FOUND BIONICLES BABY LETS GOOOOO
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh. My. God. 2 area grab *, the pull of the fucking century. The atrocities that i will commit with this
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First try sub 10 medicine v1 S rank. I've fought medicine for so many hours that her counter times are burned into my mind like a nuclear shadow
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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These guys kill me in 2 hits, and theres 2 of them firing in sync. Do the math. This took me like 30 minutes. Early game shanghai is rough
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