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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Uhhh @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social is this who I think it is?
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Oh I think we got a solid 60-65k today. Lots of late arrivals.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Your poor planning does not constitute an emergency on my part! And the emotional manipulation is not helping your case!
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It never fails
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
In honor of the Wright Brothers, no?
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Yeah the swim parents are next-level. I give them a wiiiide berth.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Run it back!
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
It was Fortune. He put in the best full shift for me. Really proud of how he’s grown since last year. Lot of great contributions from several guys though.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
1-1 draw
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
My niece (9) and nephew (6) LOVE going to the movies because 1) they get to have a Sprite (IDK why they think Sprite are a movies-only thing) and 2) they think it feels fancy and grownup.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Senate going ahead with “current baseline” versus “current law” come hell or high water, even if Dems challenge the ruling that the decision is Graham’s and not the parliamentarian’s
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
A goddamn intervention
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Never seen anyone win a penalty shootout 2-1 before 👀
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
@sickoscommittee.org spotted at a Target in…Atlanta? Georgia Tech colors maybe???
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I really appreciate this piece. Thanks to Dan for opening up and sharing.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Per Wikipedia, the most recent medal won by an Icelandic gymnast at an FIG World Cup or World Challenge Cup event was in 2000. Rúnar Alexandersson secured a silver medal on the pommel horse at the Glasgow World Cup that year, finishing behind Romania’s Marius Urzică.
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Minnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 10/05/2025
Pink Phony Club
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I used to love a good Target run. Now it’s an absolute chore. The vibes are terrible and the experience has fallen to about par with Walmart. But it remains unavoidable for shopping tasks.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Can you imagine the parents who wouldn’t let you have a Ouija board confronting ChatGPT today?
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US Open Cup News @thecup.us · 08/05/2025
#USOC2025 R4: 90+6’ - Pittsburgh 1:0 NYCFC - GOAL BETO YDRACH HEADS IT IN AT THE ABSOLUTE DEATH! Robbie Mertz with the assist! BROADCAST (CBSSN) >> www.cbssports.com/watch/us-ope...
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Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC vs. New York City FC Live Stream of US Open Cup
Watch Live: US Open Cup match Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC vs. New York City FC on May 7, 2025
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Susie @susiebutler.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
PSA Gymternet: Big 10+ is $2.99 per month with code FRIDAY24 for the monthly pass and ends TODAY (11/29) at midnight (I assume Central time zone? Idk). Usually $12.99 so a great deal for us gymnerds! #gymnastics #NCAAGym
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did anyone else have a non-traditional Thanksgiving meal? I ordered off the menu at Seasons 52 and had a delicious piece of Wild Alaska butter fish with a bed of spinach and shiitake mushrooms in a ponzu broth. I regret nothing.
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Rennae Stubbs @rennaestubbs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I would also like to send a virtual hug to those who aren’t with loved ones today or who have lost loved ones this year because today is a day of thanks but also a day of reflection. Today I’m grateful for my health, for love in my life, family & friends and you! 🥰❤️
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Okay wake up call received by the Gamecocks. I guess Dawn had a word of prayer with them.
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Not y’all calling drama on the TL “turbulence” 😂😂😂😂😂
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Yeah and it wasn’t close. South Carolina is nowhere near the team they’ve been the past couple years.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I’m currently experimenting with reducing my social media consumption by 1) setting my Twitter account to private and 2) only using the “following” tab. I’ve intentionally limited my follows on Bluesky to mostly fellow sports fans / bloggers. It’s a way to cut back without going cold turkey.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Yeah unfortunately I agree. I love Valentino and what he’s done for the club but I think Atlanta needs someone with a bigger resume. Another club will be very lucky to pick up Valentino though…I hope his time with Atlanta is a launchpad for a great coaching career.
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Ben Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
One hell of a career for Dax McCarty: • 19 seasons • 554 appearances • 43,209 minutes • 25 goals • 79 assists • 2x MLS All-Star (2015, 2017) • 2015 MLS Best XI • 2x Supporters' Shield winner (2013, 2015) • 13 USMNT caps • 2017 Gold Cup winner A true MLS great 👏
Dax McCarty playing for Atlanta UnitedDax McCarty playing for Nashville SCDax McCarty playing for Chicago FireDax McCarty playing for New York Red Bulls
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I’m keeping Brad, Ronald, Jamal, and Jay. Letting the rest go.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Yeah it was a great run to salvage an otherwise forgettable season. A very interesting offseason ahead!
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Atlanta United finishes with zero shots on goal. Pretty much sums up the match. #ATLUTD
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
We just needed more from Miranchuk. What a flop. #ATLUTD
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
We needed Silva to be awarded that PK. That was our chance.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Welp, never mind.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Always makes me nervous to have a front 2/1 in your combo pass but this looks very comfortable for her.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I would bring Silva in for Miranchuk, have Silva as the left wing, Rios in the center, and push Saba up to the right-wing. Play a 3-4-3 second half. #ATLUTD
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I like the 3-5-2. Gives Amador and Saba chances to get crosses in to the 2 forwards. Hopefully Miranchuk can be more involved in the game not playing as the 10.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
An underrated aspect of grief is the loss of self-confidence I’m experiencing. I don’t trust myself with simple things right now. It’s a struggle to go to the grocery store even with a detailed list. I think I just have to keep pushing myself to do things or risk getting stuck.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It should be illegal for sports to continue past midnight on the East Coast. Wdym USC-UCLA is at halftime??? (And the score is 9-3 but I digress). Like I have to try sleeping at some point.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
ASU has just probably cursed itself for years with that shitshow.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Thank you for the reassurance. Unfortunately both parents are gone now (my dad passed 5 years ago), so we’ve been muddling along for a while and this year may be even more muddy. As the oldest, I feel a duty to step into a parental role even though my brother is grown with kids of his own.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Report the account for being a troll and block it. Rinse and repeat.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I feel guilty that my mom’s passing is giving me an out for the holidays this year when I truthfully just don’t like the holiday season and never have. Honestly a quiet restaurant meal is the best way I can envision doing Thanksgiving this year.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The States took a recent trip back in time I’m afraid.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Can’t wait for it to make it to the States!
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Work from home was a boon to productive workers and an absolute catastrophe for the group of middle managers and executives who make their living putting their names on other people's work and that latter group started to undermine it as soon as they realized this.
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Spreadsheet Jockey @spreadsheetjockey.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Do we know if they’re offering a B1G+ gymnastics package this year?
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