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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 7h
it's nice to see her again ♥️♥️
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 8h
man this stinks i want to be in bed
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 8h
✍️
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 8h
i haven't even though it seems like i should have by now!!
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 8h
tfw you ruminate so hard you get out of bed at 4:15 a.m. to start writing an email
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
thank you i'm trying!! the thing is ongoing, severe, and really important so it's pretty difficult to convince myself that ruminating on it isn't something i'm supposed to be doing or beneficial in any way 😭
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my brain: idc
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
man i just really do not want to spend then next 15 hours ruminating
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YES i have watched strip law four times, which, given my columbo statement, does not mean that it's off the table. good suggestion
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i know what you're thinking, and i am too: it's just columbo isn't it
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm not totally opposed to something tense or stressful but if that's the case it should have someone getting what's coming to them
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
GOOD MORNING. i got up too early because i had to pee and then i immediately got so mad about my ongoing personal crisis that i couldn't go back to sleep. anyway, any tv/movie recs for someone who needs cheering up and is too drained to follow anything too intricate?
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i know what you're thinking, and i am too: it's just columbo isn't it
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm not totally opposed to something tense or stressful but if that's the case it should have someone getting what's coming to them
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
GOOD MORNING. i got up too early because i had to pee and then i immediately got so mad about my ongoing personal crisis that i couldn't go back to sleep. anyway, any tv/movie recs for someone who needs cheering up and is too drained to follow anything too intricate?
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i bet any maneuver at all that succeeds in avoiding a vomit puddle looks cool as hell
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a text exchange between me and my husband about columbo episode "candidate for crime" which we are watching together but i'm not at home. i say "two pieces of shit right there" and he replies "well well well". the screenshot is small and superimposed on a photo of Jackie Cooper and Ken Swofford, who portray the murderer and victim respectively. that's not a spoiler because it happens in the beginning of the episode
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😏
"10 hours of jingling keys" youtube screenshot meme
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yay happy birthday!! 🎉🎂
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i LOVE spray cheese and still i have not managed to consume or purchase it in over a decade
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a text exchange between me and my husband about columbo episode "candidate for crime" which we are watching together but i'm not at home. i say "two pieces of shit right there" and he replies "well well well". the screenshot is small and superimposed on a photo of Jackie Cooper and Ken Swofford, who portray the murderer and victim respectively. that's not a spoiler because it happens in the beginning of the episode
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yessssss ok i will dm you tomorrow if that's ok, i'm so excited thank you!!
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sid can i buy this
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 07/10/2026
sugar in...water
a pen and marker drawing of Edgar after the cockroach possesses him in MIB
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 07/10/2026
edgar your skin is hanging off your bones oh yeah, there, is that better
a pen and marker drawing of Edgar with his skin pulled tight from MIB
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
😏
a photograph of the upper right corner of my mat cutter box where it says "BIG PACKAGE 1"
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
the signs were all there (detergent ads featuring boomers frustrated about the laundry situation caused by their adult children moving back in, hamburger helper box suggesting the use of hot dogs instead of ground beef)
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
i think you should be able to sit down at a nice restaurant and order a family size box of cheez-its
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
there has never been a better time to bury your money in a tin box under a big tree
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hmm
an old deep thoughts by jack handey postcard. on the backdrop of a photo of a very foggy and wooded country road, it says "instead of having 'answers' on a math test, they should just call them 'impressions,' and if you got a different 'impression,' so what, can't we all be brothers?"
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OUTFIT SPOTTED: teenager in my neighborhood wearing fleece jack skellington pajama pants a hoodie with a massive image on the back of calvin peeing on the words "CANCEL CULTURE"
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
local outlier doesn't want to be in this generalization
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my manager at my old restaurant job was a heinous piece of shit who routinely humiliated me and took advantage of my trust but she did teach me about eyeshadow primer so who's to say if she's bad or not
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh i forgot to tell you- a waymo drove past my house the other day but there was a guy in there
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
local outlier doesn't want to be in this generalization
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hmm
an old deep thoughts by jack handey postcard. on the backdrop of a photo of a very foggy and wooded country road, it says "instead of having 'answers' on a math test, they should just call them 'impressions,' and if you got a different 'impression,' so what, can't we all be brothers?"
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
damnit i just knew there was a typo in this. i felt it
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i did get a pic but even this kid is entitled to not have a disapproving stranger post his photograph online
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OUTFIT SPOTTED: teenager in my neighborhood wearing fleece jack skellington pajama pants a hoodie with a massive image on the back of calvin peeing on the words "CANCEL CULTURE"
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh i forgot to tell you- a waymo drove past my house the other day but there was a guy in there
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
ok time to get online and have a violent argument with a total stranger about a topic that neither of us really understands
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
me whenever i see lis smith
seinfeld saying "hello newman" but it says "hello lis smith"
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Sarah Wingo @sarahwingo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.michiganpublic.org/politics-gov...
michiganpublic.org
The Mids: University governing boards on your ballot?
In Michigan, we vote for the people who oversee three of our public universities. Each university also uses a different word for the same role. Regents for the University of Michigan (U of M), Trustee...
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh really interesting, thank you!
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
urban decay business model: fuck 'em
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
speaking of eyeshadow primer, big "look how they massacred my boy" energy about urban decay putting a fucking BRUSH in the tube. disgusting
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if it helps, generally i think there is an observable difference between "regular person who is enraged" and "ragebait account" even if people aren't consciously trying to discern
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
agreed! also there is a massive pool of satisfying subjects right now so i can't say i'm pulling for anyone in particular
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"ok so for this next part, your character plays the violin. take this bow," performer:
the veiny fist of a white man
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