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No, this is about the filthy hockey team from St Louis. Utterly unkempt.

Or after every use. No. I am not maintaining a 256 bit encryption key because they can’t be bothered with security. My PIN is the cost of a cheese pizza and a large soda at Panucci’s. Always has been, always will be.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 6h

Yes. Not one, but two opposing hitmen. Plus Rachel Weisz not knocking over bookshelves.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 8h

Age yourself with a childhood Crush

A vintage can of Orange Crush from the early 70s.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t think I can fit all the amazing New Orleans artists in one post, Sophia. But as I’ve already mentioned her once today…

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Big Freedia: YOU ALREADY KNOOOW!

Alt: Big Freedia: YOU ALREADY KNOOOW!

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 9h

Just up the road a few miles. One of the last remaining circular towns in NC. You can see it if you use Google Maps.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 9h

I swear there was just an ad for propane and propane accessories.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 9h

“Way too much defending by the Penguins in their own zone.” Counterpoint: nuh-uh.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 9h

No reason to let the fame drink alone…cheers!

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 12h

It keeps doing that shift and it will be me, not y’all in New Orleans dealing with this one.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 12h

But the stick is far more travel friendly than an Apple TV with a power cord and an HDMI cord. That’s the overkill part.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 12h

In today’s body language segment, look at that half assed salute. Compare it to others. What’s the difference? Well, when the Air Force officer turns around we do not see a tie but the little cris-cross thing at the neck. She deserves the same salute as the men who pull that duty.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 12h

Sorry, what? No, don’t. I already know more than I want.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 12h

Steroids. Is the answer steroids?

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 12h

Oh that’s hilarious. Our instruction when a general or other VIP was joining us was “go slow and match pace to them, you idiots”. These Marines clearly decided to break protocol. I’m sure Sec Hangover said something dumb like “don’t change pace on my account. I’m manly.” I love them all.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 12h

I will take the blind bagged book in front in what appears to be a grey cat bag.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 12h

I could go one of several directions with my rhetorical answer. I choose the one that ends up in people singing loudly and out of key.

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Abba Waterloo

Alt: Abba Waterloo

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 12h

And this is why one has an older TV in one’s visit bag. 😂 Ok fine, that’s overkill and I am willing to admit it.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 12h

What in the California style general tso’s chicken is on that plate?

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 13h

Oh. Oh no. You have to delete this. We can’t afford another crack in spacetime right now. Introducing this small variation may… Ya know, it can’t get worse. Let it fly. 🤣😂

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 13h

Oh, welcome. Today I have been asked to isolate…something…into a work queue (a smart list for records that need attention). Zero details on what charges or payers or providers or…anything, really. Just “have them ready by 1 November”. Ok then.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 13h

Congresswoman, where is this 100 year old Doctor? I see you standing next to a 75 year old.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 13h

My dad had an 85 (I think) Spider in black. I was not old enough to drive it, but it was fun riding in it in the redwoods.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 13h

If I voted early today, I would deserve to be arrested. Next Thursday to your south. Only at the board of elections office this year. Conveniently located in the same building as the courts and sheriff’s office. To, ya know. It was forced on us.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 13h

You’ve seen dumber recently. At least it won’t have an atomic blast proof refrigerator in it. Or (spoiler if y’all stopped there) turn the Antikythera mechanism into a Time Machine built by Archimedes.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 13h

I do not like this at all. That said I can watch my Caps on HBOmax tonight. I am not looking this gift game in the mouth. It may be missing teeth.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 13h

Y’all! I dropped this Big Freedia gif (no name mentioned) and one of my decidedly non-New Orleans teammates came back with “I LOVE Big Freedia”. I’m doing the good work up here in NC.

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Mardi Gras Excitement in New Orleans

Alt: Mardi Gras Excitement in New Orleans This would be the gif I dropped

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 14h

His is where we lost our way. In picture 3, there are no fewer than 3 unions representing retail and service workers. There is a separate union for bartenders and for servers, whose needs are often different. Bring this back and we get rid of a lot of the corporate driven issues in this country.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 14h

He’s not the first I have seen with that same setup dropping totally appropriate f-bombs while telling the regime to piss off and leave stuff alone.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 16h

I am firmly “no entertainers in politics ever again”, but the entertainers speaking out this past week or so could all sell their services on how messaging needs to work for the so called opposition party.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 16h

More like the old Yvette’s Bridal Formal. The cult classic site preserved by the way back machine. You are 6 clicks away from the story about aliens landing in her backyard and talking with her. yvettesbridalformal.p1r8.net/default.html

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Yvette's

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 16h

Ok fine, the many fingers of the magician are the one time generative image “creation” has caught the actual essence of the thing. That’s some serious misdirection.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 16h

While generally look at whatever you say “look at…”, I will not. A quick glance and I’m headed back to the ophthalmologist so he can laser the image off my retinas.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 16h

Oh, about that, yeah. I just got an incident to build an exclusion in our system for any patient record with your name… No not really. But I bet every future call you make is recorded or immediately connected to tier 2 help.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 16h

So when you go to your favorite bbq joint and get the plate with brisket, pork, and sausage on it? It’s nothing like that I’m assuming.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 17h

I have to present. Paper copy of my insurance but we are getting apple’s digital ID. Ok then.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 17h

May the universe glance in their direction.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 17h

Repatriate the British Museum collections.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 17h

You caught me. I am the one putting up Gowron for Mayor signs.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 17h

There is that. The irony of the suggestion is too good though.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 20h

I really want you to donate the entire thing to an opposition candidate. On principle. I want this idiot bankrolling opposition campaigns through bribing voters to vote for his cronies.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 20h

Well actually… 🤣😂🤣😂

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 20h

It’s almost like the reason people turned it off and removed it on all is 26 variants was because they didn’t want it on their devices. On this issue, I don’t really care about one’s views on generative learning. This is about large amounts of storage being used by features you may not want.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 20h

Or because, you know, the fossil fuel industry paid the entire regime to stop talking about it and got His Colitis to decree it was not a thing and media stopped talking about it instead of getting called poopieheads and thrown out of the room.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 22h

Why not. Sure. Let me grab a weather Sharpie real quick.

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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 23h

The New Orleans Saints lost to their rival from Atlanta. It was a rematch on the 20th anniversary of the two teams playing the first game in the Superdome after Katrina. They won that one and it did so much for the people of the city.

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