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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan

@sporkless.com
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🇨🇦 Middle-aged NS-born Oshawan. Blue Jays/MLB and other sports. Non-partisan anti-authoritarian. I used to think I was smart, but now I know better.

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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 24/09/2026
@ballher.bsky.social There is a lady on the bus in a winter coat and toque... what is happening?+
Photoshop of Billy Idol in a cardigan. "It's a nice day for a light sweater... It's a nice day for a CARDIGAAAN!"
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 19/09/2026
Got a hankerin for a Filet-o-Fish?
Sportsnet baseball scorebug shows a matchup of FISHER facing BURGER.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 19/09/2026
Tetas Rangers.
Texas Rangers f'd up "Tetas" cap.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 17/09/2026
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Denethor: "I release you from my service. Go now and die in what way seems best for you."
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 17/09/2026
This popped up in my Memories today. Seems like a sign we could use right now!
A fan-made sign at a Blue Jays baseball game comprised of a picture of the head of Jim Carey with a bowl cut from 'Dumb and Dumber', captioned with "So you're telling me there's a chance! Playoffs 2014".
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 12/09/2026
Tungsten Arm!
Baltimore Orioles pitcher Grant Wolfram.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 09/09/2026
Managed to have played only 58 games against teams over .500... and have been atrocious in them...
AL Central standings splits
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 01/09/2026
Milo Yiannopolis says he was "weeping like an old woman"?
The Simpsons. Principal Skinner: "I guess it is a little funny".
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 30/08/2026
The AL West is just spectacular.
Current run differentials of the 5 AL West teams, Houston at -46, and everyone else is worse.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 28/08/2026
"Because if our resistance actually didn’t matter, if we were so weak and dependent on America, then why would Trump administration officials have to spend so much time convincing us to give up? Defeat would be a foregone conclusion if it were inescapable. What I think this administration has just figured out is that if adorable panda-eyed Canada can tell the mid-tier taurine-addled lackeys drawn from the Ivy League fraternity discard pile currently besmirching the White House to get fucked, then anybody can. If anybody can, more people will."
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 28/08/2026
How about 4?
"Inferring causation from correlation" carved into a jack-o-lantern.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 20/08/2026
Makes me miss Moises Sierra.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 19/08/2026
And Gordon Jump at 46:
WKRP in Cincinnati: Mr. Carlson (Gordon Jump) and Herb Tarlek (Frank Bonner) in the famous 'Turkeys Away' episode.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 13/08/2026
Classic tweet:
tate
@50FirstTates

if my parents told me they were adopting a brother and brought home an anthropomorphic rat named stuart i would fucking lose it

10:43 PM · Dec 22, 2020.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 04/08/2026
LMAO... Kirk: "Who wants to tell him?"
Screengrab from the quoted video of Trammel after he crossed the plate with catcher Alejandro Kirk looking towards thr home dugout.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 01/08/2026
SpaghettiOs famous Pearl Harbor tweet.@SpaghettiOs

We apologize for our recent tweet in remembrance of Pearl Harbor Day. We meant to pay respect, not to offend.
11:32 AM · Dec 7, 2013
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 30/07/2026
Gimli the dwarf from LOTR: TTT. "Toss me. I cannot jump the distance! You'll have to toss me!"
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 23/07/2026
The Simpson's. Mr. Burns pointing at a diagram of a baseball field, saying "Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai 'Three Finger' Brown...".
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 15/07/2026
Homer & Bart after chasing their roast pig.
- It's still good. It's still good.
- It's gone.
- I know.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 15/07/2026
Tweet by: crisp mattman
@cushbomb

"This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history."

6:00 PM · Jan 20, 2017
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 12/07/2026
South Park: the 3 guys in suits singing "Jackin it in San Diego".
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 11/07/2026
Exciting Moments in Minivan Ownership
An odometer reading 123456.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 02/07/2026
Out for a quick evening swim at Point Clark Beach, Lake Huron.
Beach and sparkling lake with a breakwater and sun in the background.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 25/06/2026
Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?
The ugly smokestacks on the waterfront of Dartmouth, Nova Scotia.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 18/06/2026
When was the last World Cup match between countries where both flags have isosceles triangles on the left?
South Africa flagCzechia flag.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 13/06/2026
Kosmo Kramer is in Oshawa?
Photo taken by me at Oshawa TimHortons / Wendys today. Tiny red car with New York plate "ASSMAN".
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 13/06/2026
Mother Carlson's butler Hirsch on WKRP in Cincinnati.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 30/05/2026
Grandpa Simpson:
"Dear Mr. President:
There are too many states nowadays.
Please eliminate three.
I am not a crackpot."
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 23/05/2026
Star Trek TOS opening shot, fake episoe title "Spock's Rizz".
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 15/05/2026
Tweet by @cushbomb, Jan 20th 2017:
"This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history."
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 06/05/2026
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 01/05/2026
The Simpson's. Homer and Barney at Moe's Tavern. Moe is behind the bar, saying "That's the worst name I ever heard." Joey Jo-Jo is in the background.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 12/04/2026
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 06/04/2026
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 06/04/2026
Bobby Hill: "THEN, WITH ALL MY MIGHT, I KICKED HIM AS HARD AS I COULD IN HIS TESTICLES."
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 03/04/2026
Post by @KeetPotato 

me: "we commemorate the day you died every year"
jesus: "thats nice, what's the day called?"
me: 
jesus: 
me: 
jesus: "keith?"
me: "bad friday"
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 19/03/2026
From The Simpsons: a boarded up theatre with a sign "YAHOO SERIOUS FESTIVAL".
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 17/03/2026
Celebrity Jeopardy! scoreboard:
Wolf Blitzer: minus $4,600
Dana Delany: $4,800
Andy Richter: $39,000.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 14/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 10/03/2026
Immaculate grid # 1072. Across the top: Blue Jays, Rangers, Reds. Down the left: Orioles, Mariners, Reds.
Top row: Travis Snider 0.4%, Rougned Odor 4%, Terry Crowley 0.9%.
Middle row: Eric Thames 0.2%, Dave Valle 0.5%, Steve Delabar 0.03%.
Bottom row: John McDonald 0 7%, Julio Franco 5%, Edwin Encarnacion 3%.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 07/03/2026
Homer Simpson to Sideshow Bob: "IT LOOKS LIKE KETCHUP. IT TASTES LIKE KETCHUP. BUT, BROTHER, IT AIN'T KETCHUP!"
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 02/02/2026
#NeverForget #Orioles #Duck
May 17th 2019 tweet from @ElectRyanDorsey: 

"Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”

Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh. I see. It’s because of the, uh [points at hat]. I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.”"

Picture showa two guys on a train, one in a Baltimore Orioles bird hat.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 01/02/2026
The famous Rob Lowe in an NFL cap picture.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 26/01/2026
The Simpsons' Mayor Quimby at a podium in a winter scene, caption: 
" I hereby declare this day
 to be "Snow Day-- The
 funnest day in the
 history of Springfield."
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 22/01/2026
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 21/01/2026
💯💯💯 open.substack.com/pub/theline/...
(Linked article quote)
"Nor can we trust the American people to rise up against tyranny in any great numbers: they are not who they think they are, and far short of what they once were. Americans as a people today are unequal to their nation’s history and to their own sense of greatness. This is being demonstrated to us, every single day, in the clearest possible terms."
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 04/01/2026
On its birthday, with one image, what's your favourite DS9 episode?
DS9 episode "Rocks and Shoals". Kira getting off the lift surrounded by Dominion personnel with a look of dread and regret.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 03/01/2026
Two consecutive Bluesky posts in my feed:

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com):
"Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far""

Endless Screaming (@infinitescream.bsky.social):
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH".
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 29/12/2025
Al Molinaro as Al Delvecchio in 'Happy Days' with The Fonz.
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 23/12/2025
It's time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE me and my little brother. oh my the colours.
1979 family photo of myself (age 8) and  baby brother in front of a natural Christmas tree and toys strewn about.
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