Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026"Thanks for the party!" Brandi chirped brightly, "I'll be back for my sons in a sec!" Buzz followed after, looking like a kicked puppy, "I apologize for the outburst." He mumbled at Aelia. "He's lucky I didn't get to him first.." Jenny muttered darkly while Aelia smiled, "I think that went well." 040
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026"Now, you n' I are gonna have a little chat out front so we don't bother the party," Brandi pressed, daring Buzz to argue. "And I'll try not to scramble anything," Jill muttered. "Shh! Ohmigosh," Beau whined, tugging on Jill's arm and glancing at Buck who was still glaring daggers at his father. 020
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026"Naw, YOU listen!" Brandi jabbed Buzz straight in the chest, "I know you're tryin' to be protective but this ain't it, Buzz, these kids aren't part of your little feud!" Buzz's face twisted in shock and shame, but Brandi steamrolled on before he could comment. 030
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026"Excuse me?!" Buzz's face grew hot with anger, "now you listen here-" The argument had drawn a crowd, specifically of two angry mothers and one awkward Aelia. Before Jenny could bring hellfire down upon Buzz, however, Brandi stepped in. 020
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026"Oh, plum off, dad!" Buck sniped back immediately. "Uhm, sir, the only thing I scramble is eggs," Jill supplied smarmily as Beau half hid behind her with a grimace, "oh, biscuits..." In the background, Tank placed a hand to his face with a groan, he hadn't been fast enough to stop the trainwreck. 040
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Buzz's brows furrowed, "You need to be careful, what did I tell you?" Buck sprang to his feet, instantly on the offensive, "Tank and Ripp are RIGHT there, dad! What, do you think Jill is gonna scramble my brain or some other stupid alien shit?" "Don't use that tone with me!" Buzz snapped. 020
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Jill squealed in delight at another marble win, sitting back to grin at the two boys, "Hah, take that-" "Buck!" A gruff voice interrupted the young girl's gloating. "Oop-?" Jill's eyes widened, slapping her hands over her mouth and darting her gaze over to Buck who was already wincing. 020
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 16/02/2026On the other side of the yard, the kids played with marbles while the teens chatted amongst themselves and Tank and Alex had a friendly game of chess. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 16/02/2026"When? After my nephew turned five? I haven't even been able to give him his gift yet!" Jenny lamented dramatically, while still keeping her tone quiet. Pascal rolled his eyes but smiled at his older sister, "you can come visit today, okay?" "Good," Jenny replied smugly. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 16/02/2026While Aelia and Brandi happily bullied Buzz into letting his boys take a cooking class, Jenny took an aside with her brother. "Now, you better have a good reason why I had to hear from Aelia about your new family member..." Pascal winced, "uhm, I was going to tell you, I promise." 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 16/02/2026"A little cooking class, how cute!" Brandi squealed happily, waving down Buzz "Your boys should join in, too!" Buzz looked startled, "Well... Tank is an adequate cook." Aelia tutted softly, "cooking is an important life skill, he should be better than 'adequate'." Buzz paused, "I suppose..." 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 16/02/2026"Speakin' of cooking!" Brandi wagged a hand with a groan, "I've been havin' a bugger teaching Dustin." "Hah, my brother Alex can't cook either," Cassandra snorted. "Oh? I quite enjoy cooking, I could teach them," Aelia suggested with an excited smile. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Buzz was uncharacteristically polite, albeit rather awkward and curt in some cases. "Thank you, Aelia, the food was great." Buzz forced an almost anxious smile. "Oh, Nhm-ah, 'John' prepared the food!" Aelia chirped, gesturing at Nine. "Ah. Yes, it's adequate," Buzz's smile tightened. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026"I am conducting an experiment!" Aelia replied, "I have researched that food 'brings people together' in sim culture and I aim to test this theory." Nine was stunned, "but-" "It is fine! He is a guest and therefore cannot attack anyone on my premises," Aelia assured with a confident smile. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026There in the entryway was Buzz Grunt. "Aelia!" Nine whispered urgently as he pulled her aside, "that is my arch-nemesis, Buzz-" "Oh, yes, I am aware," Aelia nodded, causing Nine to stare in a momentary loss of words. "Then- Why did you?" Nine sputtered out. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026"I appreciate you for preparing food for this event, Nine." Aelia smiled brightly, earning a smile from the older alien. "It is my pleasure! It is great to see everyone out-" Nine's comment halted and his eyes went wide, staring towards the side entrance to the backyard. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Aelia wasted no time in having a backyard BBQ to celebrate her new home, inviting everyone she knew. Nine, of course, insisted on manning the grill for the event. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026"Uh, yes, plus we got you a little housewarming gift!" Jenny smiled and gestured to the grill. "I believe the house is quite warm already but I appreciate the gift- and all of your help immensely." Aelia smiled, prompting Nine to flex his Sim knowledge and explain what 'housewarming' was. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 10/02/2026"Nine told me to keep you inside while he and the kids outdid themselves with the backyard!" Jenny smiled proudly at her husband. "Yes, for the surprise and no other reason!" Nine smiled, making Jenny falter momentarily at the odd wording. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Finally, with a fresh coat of paint, the house was done. Aelia, Nine and Jenny trailed through the home, admiring all their hard work before Jenny smiled conspiratorially. "We have a little surprise for you, out back." Nine looked startled momentarily before recalling the surprise, "Oh, right!" 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 10/02/2026After the... unfortunate discovery, Nine went back inside and helped the ladies finish up cleaning. It took a few more days and more than a few runs to the furniture store before they were finally done. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025This was amazing!! It was worth the wait and all the goodies are of course amazing too! Thank you!❤️❤️❤️ 110
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Glen holding out his hand, don’t leave him hanging, Vincent! 😂😂 030
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Oh no 😵media.tenor.coma cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seatALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 16/07/2025He knows cause it’s the same way he looks at her 👀❤️ 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025media.tenor.coma little girl with the words praise jesus hallelujah written on her faceALT: a little girl with the words praise jesus hallelujah written on her face 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says i just feel like my heart is going to burst because it 's full of rainbowALT: a man in a suit and tie says i just feel like my heart is going to burst because it 's full of rainbow 000
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Yesss it’s all been worth it 😭😭media.tenor.coma young man wearing a purple and white striped shirt is sitting on the floor with his eyes closedALT: a young man wearing a purple and white striped shirt is sitting on the floor with his eyes closed 000
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Give the reservation away and have a nice quiet time with some takeout 🥺 030
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Jill led them over to a shovel sticking out of a suspicious mound of dirt that had probably been there for quite a while. "You know, maybe we shouldn't tell Aelia about this," Nine suggested. "Maybe not," the teens agreed. 040
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Johnny wrinkled his nose, "That's so dumb, just get out at the edge of the pool." "It was a simpler time," Nine shrugged. "Uhm, guys?" Jill interrupted, "I think I found something." 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025"See for yourself," Johnny suggested to Nine, who wandered over to stand beside the two. "Ah, it seems as though the ladder was taken away while someone was still in the pool," Nine concluded. "So?" Ophelia lofted a brow. "Back in the day, ladders were essential for entering and leaving pools." 020
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Looking down into the (mostly) empty pool was the very obvious outline of a body. "So...do we tell anyone, or..?" Johnny winced. "I mean..." Ophelia trailed off as she side glanced Johnny. "What aren't we telling anyone?" Nine called from the back porch, making the teens jump. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Meanwhile, the teens (and Jill) went to clean the backyard. "Oh my Watcher!" Ophelia exclaimed, causing Johnny to spin around in surprise. "What's wrong?" Johnny questioned, his eyes widening the moment he stood beside his girlfriend and looked down, "...Oh my Watcher." 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025The adults started inside, cleaning through each room and bagging up trash as they went. Other than the layers of dust, grime and graffiti over everything, the furniture was mostly in good condition. 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 12/06/2025media.tenor.comwicked witch from the wizard of oz is melting in a caveALT: wicked witch from the wizard of oz is melting in a cave 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 10/06/2025She only confirmed the pictures were real! Not that they were dating 😭 140
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Yeah, a fantastic thing to talk to your mother about 🤣 010
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I feel so terrible for Elain, I hope that she and Isa can find some common ground if they get to talk one on one 🥺😭 020
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Now they get to find out the housing crisis on top of the job crisis! 🎉 000
Evainde @spongyturtle.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I love how Elain just immediately went "YES, someone not old, get over here!"😂 120