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Elite SpongeBob Fan @spongeelite.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN YOUR SLOW ASS #BackToTheNursingHome"
"WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING 30 IN A 25"

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are participating in a race. SpongeBob appears to have utterly ruined Squidward's mode of transportation - his trusty Shell-Cart - and is currently flipping Squidward off. Patrick takes last place as he is drifting in a racecar bed, making car noises by vibrating his lips and tongue.

Elite SpongeBob Fan @spongeelite.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"GARFIELD, I NEED MORE DUNG"
"sure thing friend : )"

SpongeBob is constructing a bust of his friend Patrick Star out of fecal matter on a table set up in the middle of a cornfield. Garfield is there behind him, ready to assist with a shovel full of shit. I think he's even taken a massive bite considering his mouth appears to be full. Whatever floats their boat.

Elite SpongeBob Fan @spongeelite.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"ATTENTION EVERYONE: GO FUCK YOURSELF <3"

SpongeBob is using his Hyper Fucking Spatula or whatever it's called to broadcast a message across a SimCopter Career Mode city. A rude message, which causes the Plankton Inhabitants to cry - one even comments "why are you so mean :(". Anyone ever play SimCopter? I remember reading about how the himbos were very easy to injure due to their scripting so for the longest time I thought Jacques Servin was homophobic.

Elite SpongeBob Fan @spongeelite.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"ME AFTER LEAVING A SPECIAL SURPRISE IN Grandpa's Casket"

Patrick Star (in Wallace from Gromit's iconic outfit) is at a funeral. He is walking away from Grandpa's Casket after leaving a SPECIAL SURPRISE inside of it. I'd tell you what it is but said SPECIAL SURPRISE isn't visible and that's outside the scope Alt Text is supposed to cover. As he's walking past, Patrick is gesturing in the direction of several horrified grandmothers.

Elite SpongeBob Fan @spongeelite.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Elite SpongeBob Fan @spongeelite.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

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Elite SpongeBob Fan @spongeelite.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

"These are for you."

SpongeBob happily offers you his pants in a burning hellscape.

Elite SpongeBob Fan @spongeelite.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

"I COPE WITH loss by making 3D models of SpongeBob SQUAREPANTS characters KISSING"
Multiple images are portrayed. From top to bottom:
We find SpongeBob SquarePants depressed in his library. He's slouching over in his chair in front of several self-help books wearing nothing but his underwear and shoes. His dumb fucking thing Gary is there to comfort him by shooting invisible Happy Beams out of his eyes to no effect.

For the next one, SpongeBob is in his swimming trunks, facial expression and body language similar to a toddler being told off for pissing on the rug.

Finally, the images have turned into 3D models to complement the caption. A 3-dimensional SpongeBob is seen completely violating Squidward's personal space. Squidward appears similar to a muffin.

Sandy, in a futile attempt to kiss SpongeBob, has completely forgotten that she wears a fish bowl over her head. SpongeBob appears to be very uncomfortable.

Elite SpongeBob Fan @spongeelite.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

"My Special Burger!"
SpongeBob is standing in front of Patrick, doing those dumb finger guns. It's implied that the previously written caption is emitting out of SpongeBob's mouth. Behind SpongeBob, Patrick is sampling SpongeBob's Special Burger, which is so horrific that it has to be censored with a mosaic filter. This fact is not lost on Patrick, who is clearly disturbed by this Special Burger. He literally has a long face, about the length of the Special Burger, as if he was about to eat it in one bite. However, his mouth is shut, implying it had only just now sunk in how awful this Special Burger is.

Elite SpongeBob Fan @spongeelite.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

"It's Been One Of Those Days..."
SpongeBob is walking out of his fridge. The fridge has a massive hole in the front where the door should be, implying he has the ability to burst through solid metal. On top of his head, he has Woke Eggs, Elmer's Toxic Glue (in a milk gallon container), and a wrapped sausage labeled PENIS. Inside of his fridge, he has a tin of Arson, a stick of lard, a tube of Jim Davis, and a 2 liter 9•11. Patrick is standing next to the ruined fridge, wearing a t-shirt that reads "AMNESIAC MANIAC", with an arrow below the shirt's text, pointing towards the general direction of the utterly horrific scene being portrayed.

Elite SpongeBob Fan @spongeelite.bsky.social · 10/04/2025